Either he’s extremely pale, or that’s a banana?

 

Fellatio – From the latin ‘fellare’, to suck. Say it slowly, and out aloud with the emphasis on the ‘ell’. Felllllatio. Now that is a word that sounds almost as good as it feels; it’s almost onomatopoeic. Ask most guys and they will say that pretty much nothing could ever match the way good fellatio feels. That may be, but is it a two-way street? Do guys relish the prospect of giving oral as much as we are eager to receive?

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Mike Adriano and Jonni Darkko are both huge names in the porn industry. Anytime one of these guys releases new material it’s a must see. Well, it just so has it that both of them each happened to release a blowjob-centric video in the past couple of days. After giving them both a watch, it’s hard to say which one I like more. They’re pretty different considering they both feature primarily blowjobs, but both films are great in their own right. Let’s break down each one, and you can decide for yourself which one you like more. And hey, if you’re like me and can’t decide, the good thing is you can just enjoy watching both for even more blowjob fun.

Slurpy Throatsluts #2

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First of all, ‘Slurpy Throatsluts’ is probably the single greatest title for a movie ever. It’s just so fun to say. Aside from the masterful title, though, the movie is solid through and through. My favorite scenes in this one are scene 4 with the Asian beauty Alina Li, and scene 1 which features Allie Haze. The clip above is from Allie’s scene, and as you can see, she’s doing work. She actually reminded me a lot of Tori Black in this scene. And I’d say that’s a pretty good thing considering Tori Black is one of the hottest porn stars ever.

She Swallows Sperm

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While She Swallows Sperm doesn’t have quite the comedic value in title as our other film, it more than makes up for it in quality of content. This movie has 4 scenes each lasting a little over a half hour. What’s impressive to me is that each scene only has one girl in it. The fact they manage to produce great material for over a half hour when they’re limited to just giving head says a lot about the quality of the blowjobs being given by these starlets. Vicki Chase and Bonnie Rotten absolutely kill it in this video.

Today, March 14th, may just be the most important day of the year for men everywhere. That’s because 3/14 isn’t just Pi Day. The day exactly one month after Valentine’s Day also happens to be Steak and Blowjob Day. It’s a holiday for men in which there are no cards or flowers or expensive gifts. There are only two things needed on this glorious day. Steaks and blowjobs. And really, could you ask for a better combination of things? I think not.

steak and blowjob day

The only problem is that sometimes it’s hard to find willing participants to just randomly offer you blowjobs. I mean, if you don’t have a significant other, you can always cook yourself up a nice steak on your own. But the bj will prove to be slightly more difficult if you’re riding solo this March 14th. That’s where HotMovies comes in. We realize not all of you out there have a special someone to go down on you today. And that makes us sad. It’s a damn holiday after all. There shouldn’t be a man out there deprived of a blowjob today. Well, don’t worry. We’re here to help.

See, at over at HotMovies.com you can find over 4,500 videos that focus around blowjobs. That’s a shit ton of videos to choose from. I highly doubt any girl you might be with is willing to go down on you more than like 3 times today. But that’s why we’re better than a real girl. Because here, you can watch thousands of different bjs. And all different styles, too! You want the girl to deepthroat? No problem. Maybe you want to see some facials. Can do. Let’s be real. Chances are if you have a girlfriend, she’s not going to give you the type of blowjob you’ll find in porn. Yeah it’ll be good. But it’s not going to be that sloppy, aggressive kind of blowjob that’s just so hot. So hell, even if you’re not alone this Steak and Blowjob Day, forget your girl and come watch the kind of bj you’re into. Don’t settle for 3 minutes of reluctant sucking because she feels guilty. You deserve better!

It seems that there was a time when a handful of porn stars were known for giving amazing blowjobs. I’m thinking of names like Sasha Grey and Bobbi Bliss. But nowadays there aren’t any names like that that stick out. Sure, blowjobs are prevalent in movies, and many of the top stars today are great at giving them. However, none of them are simply known just for their sucking capabilities. Someone like Asa Akira has some amazing bj scenes. But she’s way too well-rounded to just be known as a porn star who gives good head. So all of this got me thinking… What current porn stars give the best blowjobs? And will these ladies go down in porn history as being some of the best ever to give head?

Riley Reid

Riley Reid is a pretty petite girl. That doesn’t stop her from being able take a whole lot of dick, though, when she’s giving blowjobs. This scene from Cum Crossfire shows that Riley can give head with the best of them. What makes her so good is that she looks really cute and innocent, but when it comes down to it she can get really sloppy and dirty.

Romi Rain

While Riley goes for the more messy style bj, when Romi Rain sucks dick it’s incredibly fucking sexy. To me, Romi has the prettiest face in all of porn. She’s gorgeous. So those moments during a blowjob when the star looks right into the camera are absolutely amazing with Romi Rain because she’s just so hot. While she’s great at everything when it comes to sex, I would not be disappointed in the slightest if she decided to find a niche in blowjob films.

Cindy Starfall

The last person on the list is Cindy Starfall. Cindy may just have the best shot at being the next “blowjob star”. It seems every other movie released that she’s in has to do with her giving head. Take the movie this clip is from, Asian Fuck Faces 3, for example. Like Riley Reid, Cindy Starfall is a pretty small girl but definitely doesn’t back down from a challenge. When she’s giving a bj, she goes all out. She takes it pretty deep, talks dirty, and doesn’t flinch when she’s getting covered in cum.

So who do you think gives the best blowjob in porn today?

Glory holes are a funny thing. Per Urban Dictionary a glory hole is, “A hole located in a partition in which one’s penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio (or possibly a titty wank).”

glory hole

In theory, they sound fantastic. I mean, who wouldn’t want to stick their penis through a hole to have it sucked by an anonymous stranger? It’s a great concept. There isn’t a guy out there who doesn’t love a good blowjob.

But let’s take a step back from this dream scenario for a second and think about this in realistic terms. Chances are if you’re at a place that has a hole drilled into a bathroom stall door then the place you’re at is pretty sketchy to say the least. And I’m not talking just your typical dive bar kind of sketchy that might be a little rough around the edges. No no, I’m talking like there are probably numerous drug deals going on around you sketchy.

So that being said, it’s a pretty safe bet that this girl isn’t going to be awaiting your dong on the other side.

tasha reign

I’m sorry to have to break this news to you. But it’s just not going to happen. I feel like it’s my duty to warn you of the possible dangers and risks of this tempting sexual release. For you visual learners out there, I decided to find some pics for you that show what’s more likely to be on the other side of that wall than a beautiful woman.

A gay man.

gay man

Now this is inherently bad. If you yourself happen to be a gay male, then this could be just what you’re looking for. But let’s assume for a second that you’re a straight guy. Do you want to receive a blowjob from a dude? Hey, maybe you do. Maybe for you as long as you think it’s a girl, it doesn’t matter if it actually is or not. But just be warned. This is a big danger in the world of the glory hole.

A really, really unattractive woman.

witch

Now I didn’t want to use an actual unattractive lady for this because that’d just be mean. Not everyone can be a looker. But still, be wary of this possibility. You aren’t going to see these girls on the other side. Again, maybe you’re so desperate to get your penis touched by a lady that you don’t even care. If that’s the case, more power to you. However, this danger is very real if you’re a man with actual standards.

So the next time you come across one of these magical little sex holes; just think about what kind of person would actually suck someone’s dick anonymously through a hole in a wall.

I, like many other disappointed Twitter males, watched the World Cup final match on Sunday between Netherlands and Spain in the stiffest of positions.

I’m not sure there has ever been a more sexually motivating sporting event that has ever taken place. Bobbi Eden successfully raised her Twitter fan base from a modest 5,000 followers at the day of the tantalizing offer, to a whopping 107,000+ followers now one day after the final match. To this, I am speechless.

The sheer offer of oral pleasure sparked a fanatical electronic movement and drummed up legendary support for the Netherlands team as well. The aftermath of this interesting marketing risk has raised my personal curiosity on what we could possibly use sex to accomplish in the future.

Say the Adult Industry chose breast cancer research as a primary benefactor, and posted an insane monetary goal. In return for the possible acquisition of this goal, promise the chance to obtain a manageable sex act from an adult star. Five dollars from each of the followers Bobbi Eden managed to put together would raise over $500,000 for breast cancer research. Considering that most men spend more than five bucks on an everyday lap dance from their local sexy stripper, I believe the shot at better service and an All-American sex professional may be just enough to make an impact.

Although the 2010 World Cup has finally reached it’s end, it seems Bobbi Eden may feel some remorse concerning the disappointed of her new found fans. Bobbi recently tweeted, “still may have a nice surprise in store for #teamBJ followers.” We’re not sure what this surprise might be, but a free hot blowjob scene has my vote. At least let these guys get rid of the epidemic wave of blue balls that took place when Spain scored in overtime.

Bobbi Eden Videos on DemandVicky Vette Videos on DemandMiss HybridGabby Quinteros Videos on Demand




“If #ned Netherlands wins the #worldcup worldcup WORLD CUP: HOLLAND REACHES WORLD CUP FINAL I will give a BJ to all my followers,together with @vickyvette @misshybrid @gabbyquinteros” – Bobbi Eden



This is the tweet that the Futbol world and Adult Industry have been going crazy over since the Netherlands defeated Uruguay in the World Cup semi-finals and clinched their spot in the final game. The three other porn actresses mentioned are Vicky Vette, Miss Hybrid, and Gabby Quinteros. At the time of the comment, the porn star had about 5,000 followers. Bobbi Eden currently has over 68,000 followers on Twitter, picking up an astonishing 63,000 since making the offer. We’ll keep the numbers round for ease of use at the moment. Taking 68,000 followers and assuming that this tweet reads as offering 1 blowjob per follower between the four girls, would equate to 17,000 individual cocks per porn star.

Considering porn star Candy Apples, who attempted to reach 2000 sex acts in 1999, was broken up by LA police after a record 743, this would be the most ambitious sexual endeavor known to date. The criteria for this event would most definitely need to be hashed out before hand. Does one suck count? Is every act required to end in a male climax? There are many questions that need to be answered for world record keeping.

If the Netherlands happens to lose the World Cup final to Spain, don’t let disappointment set in too far. Regardless of who wins, we will all receive a fairly humorous and sexy consolation prize. Larissa Riquelme, a popular Paraguayan lingerie model, promised to run through the streets of Asuncion naked if Paraguay were to win the World Cup. Although Paraguay has now lost to Spain, Larissa has promised to do it anyway.

“It will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy,” she said. “They tried as hard as possible and gave it their all on the field.” - Larissa Riquelme



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The Zombie Sex Guide can definitely be informative if you happen to be a zombie. They give you advice on not needing condoms anymore, being dead takes the sting out of things, your limbs can sometimes just stuck in tight spaces, and you may learn a few things about blow jay’s in the after life.

I learn better from demonstrations like these:

I’m sure everyone has heard of the famous Russian Bathhouses in NYC, or the less conspicuous massage parlors in Chinatown that offer a large of menu of treatments, complete with a very good Happy Ending. I’m sure any story you’ve read or any conversation you’ve overheard was from a guy- and now women want their turn.

It only seems appropriate that women be offered the same kind of treatment- considering they’re usually the one’s forking over dollar after dollar for expensive spa treatments that eventually pile up to be the $10 billion industry that it is today.

Women seem to have to work for it a little more though. Moaning, verbal cues like ‘Oh that feels SO good’ or ‘Would you please finish me off’ usually seem to get the job done as long as the masseuse is willing to take the risk of losing his/her job. Also, the facilities that employ massage therapists that are willing to dig extra deep for your pleasure are pretty exclusive and obviously don’t come right out and say how far they’re willing to go. Word of mouth is key when trying to pinpoint a good professional hand job.

I guess women really do have equal rights. What’s next- they’ll want blow jobs too?

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Turn around is fair play, boys.

If your lady hooked you up for Steak and Blow Job Day make sure you return the favor. Help a loved one celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day this April 14th.

If you and your special someone didn’t make it the month between these high, holy days at the very lest pay it forward to someone else…