I’m here to put an end to this silly debate once and for all. Butts are better than boobs, people! Sure, boobs are pretty cool. And there are definitely some good ones out there. But boobs are like a fad. They’re all surface appeal. There’s little practicality when it comes to a nice rack. Butts on the other hand? Not only are they great on a purely aesthetic level, but they also provide so many useful functions. Here are some reasons why butts win this age-old question of which is the better body part.
Say you’re walking down the street with your girl. Do you know how uncomfortable and weird looking it would be if you just had your hands on her boobs the whole time? It just wouldn’t work out. Your arms would get tired. People would give you funny looks. But say you want to hold on to your girl’s butt. All of a sudden things become a lot easier. Chances are you already have your arm around her back. Well just slide it down a little bit further, and there you go. Now you’ve put yourself in a perfectly comfortable position, all the while still getting to grab some ass.
Easier to Check Out
Guess what? If you stare at a girl’s boobs long enough, chances are you’re going to get caught. Boobs are, after all, directly below the eyes. Yet another advantage of being a fan of the backside. Checking out a girl’s butt is not nearly as risky. You can take as many glances as you like. It’s a win/win. You get to admire a fine butt, and the female involved doesn’t have to feel uncomfortable because she’s looking at you staring directly at her chest.
Useful During Sex
Boobs can be really awesome during foreplay, I’ll give you that. But once the real action starts they become pretty useless. As a guy, two of the best sex positions have to be doggy style and reverse cowgirl. These not only allow the guy a great view of the butt but also easy access to feel up, spank, grab, or whatever. The ass is just a more enjoyable and feasible body part when you’re getting it on.
I guess I get why some dudes like a nice rack. I’m not saying boobs don’t have a place. But let’s be real. The butt is far and away the superior body part, and anyone who disagrees is absolutely crazy.