Porn star, and former Charlie Sheen Goddess, Bree Olson, has come forward to ABC News on the topic of The Tiger Blooded Space Warlock himself. Olson stands firm in protecting Sheen from any further media slander, but does not extend the same loving courtesy for her sister goddess, Natalie Kenly.

Natalie “Natty” Kenly, is a poster-girl for Cali Chronic X Magazine, a marijuana magazine. She was also recently named “Chronic Girl 2010”. Bree Olson details the “thick” atmosphere within the Sheen manor between Kenly and herself. In previous interviews picturing Olson, Kenly, and Sheen, Kenly had stated their precarious love trio simply “worked” for them. Olson’s statements of Kenly crying daily do not paint the same picture.

I implore you, the reader, to stay unbiased after watching this video. Although even I lean toward believing Bree Olson‘s statements specifically focusing on Natalie Kenly, her incessant protection of Charlie Sheen is still very peculiar. I do not rule out that “Beauty and the Beast” is possible, but to imply Charlie Sheen has never done drugs is a blatant public relations decision. One that perfectly aligns with Bree Olson‘s plans to attempt moving into mainstream acting.

Bree honey, didn’t you learn anything from Sasha Grey? You don’t actually have sex with the cocaine addicted movie star, you just act like you did on a mainstream HBO television series.

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Bree Olson dumps Charlie Sheen via Text Message

IDK My BFF Jill?

Well, it turns out “Winning” isn’t always so fabulously cut and dry for the tiger blooded warlock named Charlie Sheen. Bree Olson dumped the 45 year old via text message directly before he took the stage in Florida on his stand-up tour.

Bree Olson had been one of two “goddesses” Charlie Sheen had living with him. Most men would be rightly upset with being dealt such information without even a phone call, but Charlie apparently still wishes Bree well. At least in public.

Andy-Dick-and-Charlie-Sheen 2011 AVN Awards

News from the runway at the 2011 AVN Awards this past weekend in Las Vegas, brings us a gem of a drunken Dick story.

It seems that “wasted list” comedian, Andy Dick, was thrown out of the Awards before they even had a chance to begin. In true blackout fashion, Andy allegedly wandered into an AVN Awards dressing room at the Palms Casino while slurring words and spilling his cup of beer at random.

The New York Post gossip column quoted a source as saying, “You couldn’t understand what he was saying, but you could hear Chi Chi saying, ‘Leave me alone!’ Tera grabbed Chi Chi and went into another dressing room, but boom, there he was again. This happened three or four more times. He had a cup of beer, which kept spilling. Finally, this huge security guy came over, snatched the beer out of his hand, and said, ‘That’s it, we’re going!’”

This would come as a surprise if Dick hadn’t recently both flashed his cock inside of a coffee shop, and been picked up for randomly walking into a L.A. residence during the middle of the night. It may also help that my last video memory of Andy Dick is of him blowing a carrot while wearing an altar boy wig.

Come on Andy Dick! Get your shit together. It’s not like you were the only drunk haggard comedian in Vegas. Charlie Sheen was easily as fucked up as you were, and he managed to keep his booze, his strippers, his hookers, Bree Olsen, and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee in his room the whole night. In fact, that should be your party rule.

“I will NOT be worse than Charlie Sheen tonight.”

Carolina Jones and The Broken Covenant, the Indiana Jones porno-parody, is released this week just in time for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The film stars Ava Rose in the title role and Bree Olsen as her plucky side kick.

Z– Can you tell us about the movie?

Ava – It’s an Indiana Jones parody and it’s me, I’m Carolina Jones, and Bree Olsen she’s my sidekick, Dixie. At first I don’t want her to be my little side kick or whatever but I saved her from the clutches of Nikki Blond and from there we go have this adventure searching for the [broken] Covenant. We shot the whole thing in Budapest cause of all the old architecture. It’s set somewhere in the 1950’s.

Z– Do any notable Indiana Jones characters make appearances? Short Round? Elsa? Henry Jones (Sean Connery)?

Ava – Excuse me?

Z – Have you seen any of the Indiana Jones movies?

Ava – You know what? I’ve never seen them.

Z – You’ve never seen them?!?

Ava – Well I saw the first one. The first part of the first one. Where the boulder is rolling down after him. I guess just because it’s such a famous scene.

Z – Does archeology not do it for you? Or is Harrison Ford the problem?

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