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One of the most memorable Charlie Sheen related porn stars to date, Capri Anderson, has requested to become a member of the Charlie Sheen Roast guests. Capri has reportedly been in contact with none other than the celebrity roast master himself, Mr. Jeff Ross. Ross is said to be “interested” in having Anderson on the show, which is set to air September 19th. Besides the obvious controversial quality of having a woman “roast” the man who allegedly assaulted her, airing a major Charlie Sheen special on the same night as Ashton Kutcher’s debut as Charlie Sheen’s character on “Two and a Half Men” creates a TV double whammy.

Recently, Charlie Sheen dropped a lawsuit against Capri Anderson in reaction to her account of their evening together in New York last October. Sheen has stated Anderson “fabricated a sensational tale about being assaulted, battered and held against her will” in an attempt to “embarrass him and… damage his career”. Assuming all of this is true altercation, there’s no telling what could happen between Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson live on Comedy Central. Plenty of Roast guests have made widely-considered “over-the-line” comments over the years, and this pairing is ripe for a live altercation.

Charlie Sheen Roast emcee, Seth MacFarlane, has a full order of drama to contend with this time around.

Bree-Olson-License-SuspensionIt seems 24 year-old former Charlie Sheen goddess, Bree Olson, has run into some trouble around Fort Wayne, Indiana recently. Wait, haven’t we heard this before? Oh yes, we covered Bree Olson and her mid-west destruction derby back in February.

After being arrested on February 3rd, 2011 in Fort Wayne for driving her car into a light-pole, Olson made her way to court yesterday. She pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drunken driving charges, and has had her driver’s license suspended for 90 days. Maybe Mr. Sheen used his magic after Bree dumped him.

Well played tiger blooded warlock from outer-space. Well played indeed.

Bree Olson dumps Charlie Sheen via Text Message

IDK My BFF Jill?

Well, it turns out “Winning” isn’t always so fabulously cut and dry for the tiger blooded warlock named Charlie Sheen. Bree Olson dumped the 45 year old via text message directly before he took the stage in Florida on his stand-up tour.

Bree Olson had been one of two “goddesses” Charlie Sheen had living with him. Most men would be rightly upset with being dealt such information without even a phone call, but Charlie apparently still wishes Bree well. At least in public.

Charlie Sheen Social Media Internship

We’re very sorry for the delay in posting, but accurate information needed to be gathered on the Charlie Sheen internship process. If you have not been following “Hurricane Sheen” as of late, then you probably are not aware of the opportunity you’ve already missed.

Early last week, Charlie Sheen announced he would be making an announcement at 3pm in front of his estate’s front gates. What was announced was his official search for an 8 week paid Social Media intern. The first round of the Charlie Sheen Social Media Intern search saw 74,000 applicants via Internships.com, and recently the first cuts were made.

Two of the personalities which made their way on to the second round were the Adult Industry’s own James Deen and Isis Taylor. Now, one may easily begin to believe that this contest is rigged from already established porn stars making the cuts. Although, most ranks of porn stardom don’t annually make what Charlie Sheen could effortlessly throw in an intern’s pockets.

What porn star do YOU think would make the best intern for Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen with Porn Star Ginger Lynn

We were all sad to see Ginger Lynn leave the adult screen for the final time a few years ago, but she still has her stories. One made so interesting by recent events, that she decided now to be the time to relinquish it.

Charlie Sheen was officially fired from “Two and A Half Men” yesterday, and his unfortunate downward spirals have been less than humorous for Ginger. Why? Over fifteen years ago Ginger Lynn and Charlie Sheen enjoyed a sultry love affair.

During the “Platoon” days of Sheen’s career, Ginger and Charlie’s relationship scorched the streets of Hollywood much the same as his new found relationship with adult starlet, Bree Olson. Ginger had nothing but loving remarks and good wishes for Charlie Sheen when asked her opinion on his recent behavior.

“I do want him to be healthy and happy,” Lynn stated.

“We all have demons. We all fight them. We fall down, we get back up. I’ve done it. Everyone I know has done it. It seems to me, without knowing any details, that right now Charlie is gonna take a little different course. Hopefully, he’ll rise again; he’ll be like the phoenix.”

When asked about Sheen’s history of reported violence toward women, Lynn’s comments did not reciprocate public opinion whatsoever.

“Not one time did he raise his voice. No violence.”

So he never hit her? “No!” Lynn said. “I yelled, if anything.”

Let’s all hope Ginger Lynn knows more about Charlie Sheen than his actions make known.

– Quotes courtesy of LATimes.com

Charlie Sheen and Twins
Photo Courtesy of The Hollywood Gossip

Newly giant porn starlet, Capri Anderson, has made comment recently on some of the behind the scenes content in the Charlie Sheen household. Sheen has fathered 4 children since his marriage to Denise Richards in 2002. Sam and Lola Rose were both born in 2005, where twins Bob and Max were born during Sheen’s marriage to Brooke Mueller in 2009. For the non-math majors out there, that means Charlie Sheen has 4 kids at, or under, the age of 6 years old.

“I think it’s very awkward that he would have such young women that he’s not really that involved with, that are not really nurturing motherlike figures [around his kids],” Capri Anderson said.

“Porn stars, porn starlets – we’re young. We’re having fun. We’re partying. His kids should be with their mother, without a doubt.”

I am assuming, from the context of the quote above, that Capri Anderson is referring only to the twins Bob and Max. At a maximum of 2 years old, Sheen has been exposing his children to a fairly constant flow of young women. Acting as nannies of sorts, both a porn star and marijuana magazine model have been living with Sheen and the twins.

Hopefully Charlie Sheen has a realization, and puts down his “seven gram rocks” to pick up his kids. The picture above is no fake, and we hope Charlie remembers that day very soon.

Kacey JordanLatest Sheen drug, hooker, and sex fueled blowout involves frequent JM slut Kacey Jordan

Chatsworth, CA – It was just a few short months ago that Hollywood megastar Charlie Sheen thrust the sperm-burping hired hole Capri Anderson into mainstream headlines following his New York City drug, booze, and hooker fueled hotel room destroying meltdown. And now, Sheen and his whores are back in the headlines again. Taking full advantage of a week-long hiatus from his popular sitcom, Sheen threw a marathon drug and porn fueled party at his Los Angeles home that ended with him being rushed to the hospital because of a “hernia.” Sexy 22 year old porn super slut Kacey Jordan was in attendance at the event, and has not been very shy at all about dishing up scandalous accounts of the evening to the mainstream and tabloid media!

While Kacey will no doubt be hitting the talk show circuit in the upcoming days and weeks, we here at JM Productions would like to think that we knew of her ball draining and cumguzzling skills well before Mr. Sheen. “Kacey Jordan is absolutely amazing,” explains JM director Jim Powers, “This girl is so young, cute, and perfect you just want to permanently attach her face to the end of your cock.”

Kacey revealed in a recent interview that she had a two hour porn movie viewing session in the private theatre located in Mr. Sheen’s luxurious mansion and we can’t help but wonder if Charlie is a JM Productions fan. “We find it interesting that both Kacey and Capri Anderson are both in JM’s Gag Factor 30,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice. “We can only speculate that Charlie is working his way through the throats of all 10 of the movies cast members. Eight left to go!”

Much like Charlie Sheen, JM’ resident sex addicted degenerate director Brandon Iron prides himself on having fucked every girl in the porn industry. “I had the pleasure of fucking Kacey’s super tight holes and watching her eat my precious cum in She Is Half My Age #4,” boasts Iron. “She was so special that I put her on the cover.”

Kacey’s fucking and sucking talents are on full display is numerous JM Productions’ films. Perverts everywhere can check her out in American Bukkake 39, Fucked Up Handjobs 2, Gag Factor 30, She Is Half My Age #4, Liquid Gold 18, Midnight Prowl 17, Teenage Babysitters, and last but not least, the romantic comedy Cum Dump 3.

Distributors should contact JM Productions to order these fine titles now and cash in on Kacey’s new found fame. Orders can be placed now by calling Wyatt at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web today!

Charlie Sheen with Bree Olson

After Charlie Sheen‘s fantastic 2011 AVN Awards and Vegas weekend, some new developments have arisen.

Our back story resembles Charlie Sheen‘s average stay of fidelity with any one woman, brief at best. The “Two and a Half Men” star filled his hotel room with some minor comforts after the AVN Awards. Strippers, Hookers and a plethora of booze would be more than enough for any normal man to stay entertained through an evening, but we’re talking about one of the original “Men at Work” here. Normal tits and ass are no longer part’s of the Cheer Up Charlie plan.

So, what could possibly satisfy the sexual appetite of such a man? Porn stars of course. Charlie Sheen invited both Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Bree Olson back to his lone bachelor after party to raise the stakes. The two reportedly spent the night at the hotel room, and the news we’ve picked up since has been fairly interesting.

Since their little sleep over party, rumor has it that some romance may have erupted between Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen. “She’s definitely seen him many times, but she thinks there is more,” a source reported about Sheen and Olson. “She doesn’t understand why he doesn’t get serious with his girls.”

I’ll let the massive “Awwwwww” dissipate before tainting this budding love story. Some in the industry have decided against jumping on this bandwagon too soon after hearing ugly rumors. Bree Olson had reportedly attempted shopping a “tell-all” about Charlie Sheen last week.

Is this a grand story of sexy love saving a falling star, or yet another tale of how seduction may be the world’s most dangerous weapon? We’ll keep you posted.

Andy-Dick-and-Charlie-Sheen 2011 AVN Awards

News from the runway at the 2011 AVN Awards this past weekend in Las Vegas, brings us a gem of a drunken Dick story.

It seems that “wasted list” comedian, Andy Dick, was thrown out of the Awards before they even had a chance to begin. In true blackout fashion, Andy allegedly wandered into an AVN Awards dressing room at the Palms Casino while slurring words and spilling his cup of beer at random.

The New York Post gossip column quoted a source as saying, “You couldn’t understand what he was saying, but you could hear Chi Chi saying, ‘Leave me alone!’ Tera grabbed Chi Chi and went into another dressing room, but boom, there he was again. This happened three or four more times. He had a cup of beer, which kept spilling. Finally, this huge security guy came over, snatched the beer out of his hand, and said, ‘That’s it, we’re going!’”

This would come as a surprise if Dick hadn’t recently both flashed his cock inside of a coffee shop, and been picked up for randomly walking into a L.A. residence during the middle of the night. It may also help that my last video memory of Andy Dick is of him blowing a carrot while wearing an altar boy wig.

Come on Andy Dick! Get your shit together. It’s not like you were the only drunk haggard comedian in Vegas. Charlie Sheen was easily as fucked up as you were, and he managed to keep his booze, his strippers, his hookers, Bree Olsen, and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee in his room the whole night. In fact, that should be your party rule.

“I will NOT be worse than Charlie Sheen tonight.”

Capri Anderson Porn Video - CapriciousShortly after Charlie Sheen filed a lawsuit suing Capri Anderson for attempted extortion, porn actress Christina Walsh announced she was reconsidering filing her planned lawsuit against the TV star, RadarOnline.com reports.

“Through the process of Ms. Walsh appearing on ABC’s ‘Good Morning America,’ and finally issuing her public statement regarding the events of her night with Mr. Sheen, Ms. Walsh has experienced the natural emotions of many domestic violence victims… that of fear, anxiety and ultimately, a certain level of empowerment. Ms. Walsh has thus, and for the time being, opted to consult the New York City authorities regarding the events of October 26, 2010. Ms. Walsh’s refrain from the issuance of any civil lawsuit is separate and apart from any consideration of Mr. Sheen’s ludicrous lawsuit against her.” – Capri Anderson‘s attorney, Keith Davidson

A source tells RadarOnline.com that Anderson has been meeting with the New York City District Attorney’s office and plans to deal with the police investigation before deciding what to do next.

The adult film actress claims Charlie Sheen threw a lamp at her and grabbed her by the throat during the events at the Plaza Hotel. Sheen claims that Capri Anderson is just milking the exposure. On the night in question, police reportedly found the ‘Two and a Half Men’ star naked after having trashed his hotel room. Walsh was reportedly found locked in the hotel room bathroom.

Things do not look good on the surface for Charlie Sheen if Capri Anderson decides to sue him. Whether Anderson did in fact try to extort money from Sheen or not, the police report weighs heavily in Capri Anderson‘s corner. Maybe that is why we’ve heard rumor of Sheen offering Anderson $20,000 via text message to calm down.

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