Spending any substantial length of time on the internet will open your eyes to a lot of weird stuff, especially when it comes to sex. So sometimes we forget that certain parts of society have yet to catch up with the openness of the online community. These are 7 of the dumbest laws regarding sex that you’re likely to find.

  • “You may not have more than two dildos in a house.” -Arizona

I don’t think this movie would go over too well in Arizona…

  • “You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.” -Florida

Wait, what…seriously? Why the hell not?!

  • “Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.” -Florida

Ok this one seems like it’s at least understandable. But why exactly do we need a law specifying this? Was there a large outbreak at some point in Florida of people trying to have sex with porcupines that I am unaware of?

  • “All sex toys are banned.” -Georgia

This is just ridiculous. Get with the times Georgia!

  • “It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.” -Indiana

What the hell am I supposed to do if a hot babe walks by?! Like sure, there’s no need to let the lady know you’re aroused, but what’s the harm in being attracted to someone? Absolutely absurd.

  • “Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than 6 dildos.” -Texas

A felony, really?! They practically give you a complimentary gun when you’re born there, yet you can’t own 7 dildos.

  • “It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.” -West Virginia

So you can bang your house cat. Is that what this means? Not cool, West Virginia.

So yeah, there it is. While some of them are just so outrageous that they are hilarious, it is rather upsetting that a few of these laws greatly impede peoples’ rights to take part in actions that are perfectly normal and accepted in most places. A special thanks to dumblaws.com  for this great info. Go check out what other kind of wacky laws your state or country is up to and report back with your findings!

 

Carmen Rivera

HAMMERTEIL, an epic strap-on crafted by Carmen Rivera

Philadelphia, PA – Carmen Rivera, stunning dominatrix and international fetish model, is breaking out her giant strap-on for the HotMovies.com booth at the 15th annual Venus Trade Fair in Berlin.

Carmen is also slated to perform her new police / authority themed fetish show throughout the weekend, and represent HotMovies.com at the booth. She will be bringing her epic strap-on dildo “HAMMERTEIL,” a level 80 heavy rubber monster, 8 cm in diameter, that she designed and crafted herself. They will be available for sale, although Carmen warns novices to wield the massive dildo with extreme care. HAMMERTEIL features a reinforced mounting which, “gives it more stability, so that even hard pounding is possible!” As well as a replaceable ring for mounting smaller, less intimidating dildos.

Sabrina Deep and friends will also sign autographs and meet fans at the HotMovies booth. Sabrina and her ‘World Bukkake Tour,’ had planned to host a massive fan-blowbang on Sunday the 25th. Unfortunately, Venus officials denied her request- a development that HotMovies’ Occupational Safety Adviser C.J. laments; “Now I have four hazmat suits I have to return to Amazon.” Sabrina Deep’s World Bukkake Tour will be returning to the U.S. right after the Venus Trade Fair, getting off fans in droves in New York.

Germany is the planet’s second largest market for adult products after the United States. The 15th Annual Venus Trade Fair will take place from September 29th to October 2nd in Berlin. The fair features industry professionals and fans from all over the world.

420 Marijuana Glass Pipe Dildos

Yes. What you are seeing is absolutely real. These are fine hand made glass smoking pipes that also double as glass dildos. Made in Portland by Gremlin from Momentum Glass, these pieces are pretty rare. I had to do a lot of searching to find these after watching Scarlett Pain use one during her scene in Bong Load Girls.

If you’re a fun-loving hippie girl who can’t seem to find enough time between smoking weed and masturbating, this is the bowl piece for you! Of course, if you’re really a wild child, we invite you to take the “Bowldo Challenge.” Light your Marijuana, take a rip and start masturbating. The challenge is to not let the cherry go out between fucking yourself and hitting the bowl.

One speed, GO!

Adam&Eve has started their very own “Sex Toy Halloween Costume Contest.” Employees dressed up sex toys in costumes and now they want us to vote on the best ones. I was having the hardest time choosing my favorite ones to put on the site.. I chose 4, but there are like 5 more I wanted to put up.

Vote Here

This is mind blowing.. you have to watch it.

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The blog from down the street snagged a pretty awesome interview with new Digital Sin / New Sensations contract star, Sadie West. In the interview her skirt is blowing up Marilyn Monroe style and she has a pretty contagious laugh.

In complete Buckton style he asks her the most ridiculous questions like “How much fuckin’ have you done in fuck action movies?”

She also slaps him in the balls and he said it felt like an otter bit his balls.

All in all, a pretty hilarious interview.

See it: Popporn


#7. The First Sex Toy
I don’t envy anyone that had to use one of the first sex toys- the one above certainly doesn’t look very enjoyable. However, I am very thankful for modern day sex toys because they definitely bring an extra oomph to the bedroom.

See the list of the 7 Important Historical Breakthroughs (In Masturbation)

Adult Video Megaplexxx in Houston wants their $50,000 worth of merchandise seized by the Houston Police Department back. The problem is, the Houston PD can’t seem to find any of it. Funny how that happens.

The Houston PD are claiming the ‘evidence’ was destroyed, but no documents were even presented that required the destruction of the sex toys. The employees of Adult Video Megaplexxx believe the police stole the sex toys to give to their girlfriends and friends.

I think the employees have a point- they’re the ones in the business and they know what their customers want.

Source: Chron.com

“The Ghost will haunt your fantasies! Beautifully sculptured and glow in the dark it has the perfect gentle curve for either g-spot or prostate stimulation. The textured shaft and rounded head are sure to tantalize sensitive tissues. This sculpture of soft, durable silicone is firm enough for thrusting and stays put in an o-ring style harness”

I’m not really sure if I want a Ghost to haunt my fantasies, that doesn’t sound very sexy. But hey, you never know what those people with ESPN might be into.

Source: Whipspider Rubberworks