Kudos to those studios whose graphics departments design sleek yet understated box covers that serve to entice potential customers to their products. One such alluring example is Elegant Angel’s feature entitled The Bombshells 5 and is depicted below:

What I particularly like about the above image is the functional use of negative space. In other words, the cover is not crowded with too many illustrations nor is it too busy like certain other, lesser designs. The simplicity piques the viewer’s interest and makes them want to examine the content included in the movie. Elegant Angel is a good primer to consider in the course I’ve designated as Box Cover Aesthetics 101. Pay attention, apt students of pornography!

Another fine example to heed is titles from the New Sensations Romance  line. Take, for instance, the cover for The Laws Of Love shown below:

By having the performers shot fully clothed on the front cover, the studio lends something to the imagination of the viewer. While other studios may feature more graphic covers with all sorts of sexual activities emblazoned on the front, the New Sensations Romance line invites the user to explore the content to see what lurks inside. It also adds the romance aspect to porn and shows that sex isn’t always just fucking!

That’s all for this edition of Box Cover Aesthetics 101, folks. More to cum later!

Elegant Angel has been one of the best studios in porn for a long time. They recently came out with some exciting news. The next installment in their Bit Wet Tits series will be coming out shortly. Big Wet Tits 13 will hope to continue the success of a series that has done very well over the years. It’ll be hard to top how awesome Big Wet Tits 12 was, but I think they can probably do it.

big wet tits 13 box cover

Let’s get down to what’s really important about this movie. Who’s going to be starring in it? Well, the cast does not disappoint, that’s for sure. The film will feature Alexis Grace, Phoenix Marie, Brooklyn Chase, and Aiden Starr. Between this list of stars and Elegant Angel’s history of great work, this film is bound to be a must see. Director Carlos Lee had this to say about working with each of the ladies starring in the film…

“It was a pleasure working with all the girls,” Carlos Dee said. “Brooklyn Chase was phenomenal. She was so dirty, and just forgot about the camera. That’s when you capture performers at their best, when things get raw. Phoenix Marie is always fun to shoot. All you have to do is follow her because she’s so freaking intense. Aiden Starr is just a man-eater, and her domineering nature gives her scenes a uniquely hot energy. Alexis Grace is also a true find, beautiful and eager to kill it.”

Check out the trailer for Big Wet Tits 13 here and make sure to check back at HotMovies.com so you can enjoy all the amazing boob action this movie will provide.

Every year Elegant Angel releases a movie that showcases some of the best stars from the year with the brightest futures. This year’s addition, Performers of the Year 2014, is jam packed with some amazing girls who are at the top of the adult entertainment industry right now. The list includes Skin Diamond, Riley Reid, Remy LaCroix, Maddy O’Reilly, Bonnie Rotten, and Veruca James. If that’s not an all-star list of ladies then I don’t know what is.

The movie has 5 scenes and is nearly three and a half hours long, giving you  plenty of viewing pleasure. The first scene stars Riley Reid, who may just the best young starlet out there. It’s got a little bit of everything. You can see her in some hot lesbian action with Veruca James, followed by taking it hard from Jon Jon. For those of you into more of the alt girl look, scene 2 will be perfect. Bonnie Rotten gets good and rough here. In scene 3 you get to see Remy LaCroix’s perfect ass get destroyed by James Deen. This is a great star combo that both the guys and ladies will enjoy. Scene 4 stars Maddy O’Reilly, and boy does she get the double teaming of a lifetime. Maddy’s blindfolded and takes it from both ends. The movie finishes up with Skin Diamond. This scene has it all. Facials, dp, and even some solo action.

Aside from the great quality porn that you get with this movie, it’s also really neat that Elegant Angel decided to do a little interview with each star before their scene. So not only do you get the amazing sex, but you can learn a little something about the stars, too.

Performers of the Year 2014 is definitely one of my favorite releases of 2013. It’s a great mix of different styles and showcases some of the best stars currently in the industry. Here’s a free clip just to whet  your appetite.

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Nightmoves Awards 2012

Autumn’s closing in…and that must mean (if you’ll excuse another Bob Segar reference) it’s time for the NightMoves…Awards Weekend!

That’s right, boys and girls, Oct. 4th through the 7th, one of porn’s gala events celebrates a ginormous milestone as NightMoves® Magazine hosts its annual Awards Weekend for the 20th time. Speaking of ginormous, once again HotMovies.com spokesperson and legendarily endowed icon of the adult world Ron Jeremy will appear to co-host the awards show with industry heavyweight emcee Tony Batman and the lovely and talented Prinzzess Felicity Jade–a HotMovies booth favorite from many an expo–on Sunday October 7th at THE DALLAS BULL in Tampa.

This year, the “Golden Globes of Porn” will feature more than 40 XXX stars, including the legendary Stormy Daniels, HotMovies cohorts Joanna Angel and Vicky Vette and the absolutely scrumptous Lexi Belle (who just shot her first anal scene for Elegant Angel’s “Lexi” — coming very soon to HotMovies).

Batman wrote to us to say he’s amped, as always, to work with Mr. Jeremy.

“I get to co-host with Ron at around a half dozen big events every year around the country and I have to say it’s the greatest. I have been co-hosting this one for a mere eleven years but Ron has NEVER missed a Nightmoves Awards show in 20 years. It’s a pleasure working with Ron Jeremy on stage, but there is one thing that will always be the same, I will always be number two. I will always be behind Ron Jeremy…wait, that part sounded bad….

Seriously, though, one thing for sure, if you are going to be number two, then it is always good to be number two to the best, to a legend. It’s not so bad being behind Ron Jeremy. And you can tell him I said so.”

So, who wants to attend one of the premiere events in all of adult? Who wants to meet Ron–or get behind him, in front of him or underneath him–or get some steamy pictures with Prinzzess Felicity Jade or Lexi Belle? Get your asses down to Tampa for the 20th Annual NightMoves® Awards Weekend!

If you’re lucky, you might even get to be IN a movie, as Hall of Fame director Erica McLean (“The Flying Pink Pig“, “Alice“, “Barely Legal“) will be producing a documentary based on the weekend’s events and shennanigans.

‘Who won?’ you might ask. The simple answer is Elegant Angel. Elegant Angel, The Miramax of porn (sorry for the backhanded compliment Miramax), stole the show with… a lot of awards. I would give you the specific amount, but it would take an eternity to sift through seemingly endless categories like Best Three-Way Sex Scene, Boy/Boy/Girl and Best Vignette Release (both won by, who else, Elegant Angel).

Here are some of the big winners:

Best Feature
Portrait of a Call Girl, Elegant Angel Productions
Portrait of a Call Girl

Best All-Sex/Vignette Series
The Bombshells, Elegant Angel Productions
The Bombshells

Best All-Girl Series
Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films
Women Seeking Women

Also, let’s not forget about the people who make porn what it is – the stars! Bobbi Starr took home Female Performer of the Year, Asa Akira took home an assload of awards (not literally… maybe literally) and Joanna Angel took home a bad case of the clap. Just kidding.

She already had the clap.

Just kidding.

Maybe.

Check out all the winners here.

It's A Mommy Thing! 3It's A Mommy Thing! 3

Now, we don’t want you to think that we’re obsessed with mothers or anything, but when we saw the cover of Elegant Angel’s “It’s A Mommy Thing! 3″ with Lisa Ann and her massive mammaries, we knew this was going be a good one.

Patrick Collins proudly presents IT’S A MOMMY THING 3, an assemblage of the most beautiful and depraved MILFs in the industry. This DVD is a sexually sophisticated depiction of fantasy role-playing at its best. In an industry that is oversaturated with unoriginal couch sex, Patrick Collins focuses on creative scenarios, chemistry between performers, and real female orgasms. His movies are unlike anything else in porn.

Check out these scenes and reviews:

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The Nominees for the the 2009 AVN awards have been released and I’ve made my decisions and I’m sharing them with you.. whether you like it or not.
(Keep in mind that I narrowed the categories down to 13 out of the fucking MILLION that are awarded) Here are my last 6:

Best Art Direction:
The Texas Vibrator Massacre. I mean seriously, how can you go wrong with this movie? We all know that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a pretty bad ass movie (the original, of course- I’m not retarded) and pairing that with sex, and vibrators= magic.

Best Big Bust Release:
Big Wet Tits 6 starring Abbey Brooks. Maybe I’m just partial to the box cover design of Elegant Angel movies because they’re so clean and simple, but my vote is for this one. I don’t think I really need a better reason.

Best Big Butt Release:
White Booty Worship starring Velicity Von. Once again, I’m going with Elegant Angel box cover designs for my reason.

Best Director [Feature]:
Carolina Jones and The Broken Covenant starring Ava Rose with director Ethan Kane.

Best Director [Non Feature]:
Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass with director John Stagliano. I’m picking this movie because who doesn’t love a Big Brazilian Ass? If you don’t, there’s clearly something wrong with you.

Best New Starlet:
Lexi Belle. I think she’s super fucking cute, and totally relate able. Well, except for the fact that I’m a normal girl and she’s a porn star that takes 10 dicks a day.

Dark Lady at YNot.com is always giving us her two thumbs up and we really appreciate it. She wasn’t able to make it out to our party, but she did cover our party and gave credit where credit is due.

“The fun doesn’t stop just because the party is over. HotMovies.com customers can view the 100,000th title, Elegant Angel’s It’s a Secretary Thing with celebratory free minutes – and Cybert promises that “Crossing a threshold like this means growth will be exponential. We’ll see you all at the 200,000th Movie Party next year.””

Read more at: YNot.com


As many of you know we celebrated our 100,000th Movie this past Saturday and it was amazing.

Elegant Angel worked with us and they were the ones to offer up the infamous 100,000th title- It’s a Secretary Thing starring Shyla Stylez, Jenaveve Jolie, and Evie Delatosso to name a few.

Jenaveve Jolie and Evie Delatosso were awesome enough to make it out to our party and really put on a show for everyone. They definitely work well together which is apparently in It’s a Secretary Thing.

It’s A Secretary Thing, a collection of stunning superstars dressed up as seductive secretaries. Watch the curvaceous Shyla Stylez, alongside Jenaveve Jolie, Karlie Montana, Carli Banks, Ashley Blue, Evie Delatosso, and Jamie Lamore. It’s a Secretary Thing is a depiction of fantasy role-playing at its best. In an industry that is over saturated with unoriginal couch sex, Patrick Collins focuses on creative scenarios, chemistry between performers and real female orgasms. His movies are unlike anything else in porn.


As many of you know we celebrated our 100,000th Movie this past Saturday and it was amazing.

Elegant Angel worked with us and they were the ones to offer up the infamous 100,000th title- It’s a Secretary Thing starring Shyla Stylez, Jenaveve Jolie, and Evie Delatosso to name a few.

Jenaveve Jolie and Evie Delatosso were awesome enough to make it out to our party and really put on a show for everyone. They definitely work well together which is apparently in It’s a Secretary Thing.

It’s A Secretary Thing, a collection of stunning superstars dressed up as seductive secretaries. Watch the curvaceous Shyla Stylez, alongside Jenaveve Jolie, Karlie Montana, Carli Banks, Ashley Blue, Evie Delatosso, and Jamie Lamore. It’s a Secretary Thing is a depiction of fantasy role-playing at its best. In an industry that is over saturated with unoriginal couch sex, Patrick Collins focuses on creative scenarios, chemistry between performers and real female orgasms. His movies are unlike anything else in porn.