Barbarella – An Axel Braun Parody takes all of the campy sci-fi elements of the original 1968 Jane Fonda cult classic and spins the same plot into a hilarious, psychedelic, sexy porno! With an all-star cast featuring Riley Steele, Asa Akira, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Chanell Heart, and Kurt Lockwood, the quality of this movie’s sex and script are parody-perfect. Absolutely everything about this movie sets the tone for a successful spoof-great costumes, awesome sets, a groovy soundtrack, and pretty decent acting from the entire cast. It’s worth mentioning that I’m pretty sure I enjoyed Riley Steele’s portrayal of Barbarella even more than Jane Fonda’s. Steele displays really excellent comedic timing in this movie, which, in my opinion, is almost as important as the actual sex in a porn parody. Speaking of sex, we finally get to see Barbarella fuck on-camera, whereas in the original we only saw her in her afterglow. Hooray! Read the rest of this entry »
You might be wondering where Digital Playground porn series, Pirates, is hiding within the massive HotMovies adult video library. Unfortunately, there is no positive answer to your curiosities just yet. We’ve been in negotiations with Digital Playground for years and I’m sure that some day we will come to an agreement. Perhaps then we’ll also get the other great Digital Playground movies like Body Heat, Top Guns, The Masseuse (Not the Jenna Jameson one, we have that), or Jack’s incredible POV line. Until that fateful day comes you will need to purchase the movies directly from Digital Playground:
That doesn’t mean we here at HotMovies.com don’t fully appreciate the magnitude of Pirates. Having won an unprecedented 11 AVN awards in 2006, and being the first adult video to be converted into a feature length R-rated mainstream film, the original Pirates will forever be remembered as one of the most successful and influential adult videos in history.
Pirates is a feature adult film which creates an immersive erotic swashbuckling adventure. 10 beautiful sex scenes highlight the story of Isabella (Carmen Luvana) as she attempts to rescue her husband Manuel (Kris Slater) from the grip of infamous pirate Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn). Of course, Isabella could never hope to rescue her love alone. Only with the help of Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his sultry first-mate Jules (Jesse Jane) can she brave the perilous sexual atmosphere that is life at sea.
Pirates 2 Stagnetti’s Revenge looked to continue the amazing success of the first Pirates adult video, boasting an $8,000,000 budget and a cast fraught with elite stars. Pirates 2 did not bring back Carmen Luvana’s character (Isabella), but it did add almost double the amount of adult talent to the cast. Including porn stars such as Belladonna, Sasha Grey, and Jenna Haze, Pirates 2 details the continued adventures of Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules. The sexual swashbucklers are sent on yet another pirate hunting endeavor, encountering the new alliance between Chinese Pirate Empress Xifeng (Katsuni) and a magically reborn Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn).
Both Pirates adult videos are immensely enjoyable, and we highly recommend you watch them. Although you cannot currently find them on the most loveable adult VOD site in existence, HotMovies.com, we have provided links to each Pirates title below.
Our doe eyed blonde heroine is played by none other than one of the Adult Industry’s reigning adorable blondes, Sunny Lane. Sunny’s vibrant personality and irresistible girl next door smile made her a perfect candidate for the role of Alice. Not to mention the way her smooth, milky thighs look when that Victorian blue dress gets lifted for a proper inspection. Who would be inspecting such an innocent looking girl’s private places you ask?
The Mad Hatter of course! Played by Evan Stone, the Hatter’s hat isn’t the only over-sized object waiting for Alice’s return. This bad Mad Hatter wants the piece of Alice’s prime 19 year old ass that he missed during her first adventure in Wonderland. Alice, being the fantasy adventure queen herself, bends over the unbirthday table and let’s him have his fill. A very merry unbirthday to you indeed Mr. Stone.
The allure of this Alice in Wonderland porn parody is the way its shot. In what feels like a mix between “Oz” and “Through the Looking Glass”, the characters don over the top costumes and dramatic make-up in a mix of artistically color washed scenes. The choice of color in this porn video definitely creates a feeling of being immersed by a fantastical, sexual world. Mix professional creativity with stellar performances by porn stars such as Sunny Lane, Evan Stone, April Flores, and many more, and you have one gorgeous sexual romp.
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You may remember our original posting on Vivid’s Batman Porn Parody from a little while back. Originally, Nick Manning was slated as the caped crusader, but it seems some changes have taken place since then.
Director Axel Braun (This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX, This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX) chose comeback performer Dale DaBone to play Adam West’s version of Batman. From this trailer and early reports, this may be the Adult Performance of the year. Dale DaBone not only remarkably resembles Adam West in the original 1960’s pattern Bat Suit, but his mannerisms and delivery are spot on as well.
“It was so important that the costumes were right and that the casting was right. I could not just replace people,” Axel Braun told Comic Book Resources. “I found the original fabrics used, I found the original patterns used, I found the people who made the costumes and the cowl… it’s like, there’s a lot of effort that went into this.”
Axel spared no effort in rounding out the rest of this star-spangled cast. James Deen plays Batman’s trusty sidekick, Robin, and sultry seductress Tori Black scratches her sex kitten claws into the role of Catwoman. Wait, there’s more! Batman just wouldn’t be the same without his fun-loving female counter-part, Bat Girl, played by the beautiful Lexi Belle. Not to mention the cackling evil duo of The Riddler and The Joker, played by Evan Stone and Randy Spears. Rumor also has it that the legendary Ron Jeremy may have a cameo as the Penguin in “Batman XXX“.
This is building up to possibly be Axel Braun’s most impressive parody to date.
So, midway through yesterday’s Super Bowl, Arizona fans already had reason to be “raging”, but for Tuscon residents there was reason for “raging boners“.
It seems that either through a insanely random technical mishap, or through the mischievous workings of a Comcast employee, last night’s game was interrupted for nearly thirty seconds by porn titan Evan Stone’s wang in a 4-g spin.
Comcast claims that it’s technicians have been working through the night to identify the reason for the windmilling-wang display, but as of now, have uncovered nothing.
If it turns out that the whole dickbacle was instigated by an Comcast employee, we’d love to hear from that person, and to give them the mightiest of high-fives.
Here’s a link to the original footage that Tuscon residents had the privilege of seeing.
And here’s a link to Wild Cherries 5 – the full-length porn extravaganza that features Evan’s tail-spinning dong.