This Porn flow chart is not only really fucking funny, but it’s also really fucking accurate:
(Courtesy of: HolyTaco.com)
This video is about a womens experience when dating a porn star in the ’80s. It’s really funny and clever and apparently it’s a book. I’m seriously thinking about buying it.
I am a man of many talents and I can now add Segway riding onto that list. And yes, I consider that a talent.
I had a great time hanging out with HotMovies.com at the Exxxotica NY this weekend, they’re a crazy group and always up for anything.
Speaking of being up for anything, see more after the jump.
Things to Say During Sex (click picture for larger image):
When reading the chart I was sort of confused by it and I said “Who would say ‘Sexy Treats’ during sex?!”. Lets just say that wasn’t one of my brightest moments.
-PBR Princess
PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.
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A man in Longmont, Colorado has been going to adult novelty stores posing as a detective and asking them to give him free videos. He told the stores he needs the videos to perform ‘age verification’. Of course the man was turned down the 3 times he went into the store and each time he showed a fake badge, and left a business card from the ‘Age Verification Unit’ for the Longmont Police Department. Of course, there is no such unit and the authorities are currently looking for the man.
I have to hand it to this guy, he’s definitely clever. Too bad it didn’t work.
Source: WFAA
A man in Longmont, Colorado has been going to adult novelty stores posing as a detective and asking them to give him free videos. He told the stores he needs the videos to perform ‘age verification’. Of course the man was turned down the 3 times he went into the store and each time he showed a fake badge, and left a business card from the ‘Age Verification Unit’ for the Longmont Police Department. Of course, there is no such unit and the authorities are currently looking for the man.
I have to hand it to this guy, he’s definitely clever. Too bad it didn’t work.
Source: WFAA
A man in Longmont, Colorado has been going to adult novelty stores posing as a detective and asking them to give him free videos. He told the stores he needs the videos to perform ‘age verification’. Of course the man was turned down the 3 times he went into the store and each time he showed a fake badge, and left a business card from the ‘Age Verification Unit’ for the Longmont Police Department. Of course, there is no such unit and the authorities are currently looking for the man.
I have to hand it to this guy, he’s definitely clever. Too bad it didn’t work.
Source: WFAA
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