The Princess Has Come of Age box coverIn a far away galaxy a princess, as soon as she comes of age has to choose a husband. Five princes coming from nearby planets have gathered together to the princess castle, but only he who will be able to satisfy all her sexual desires will marry her. Five nights of pleasure and lust are awaiting the princess…The challenge begins.

The above quote is the leader that opens surprise porn smash hit The Princess Has Come Of Age. With that in mind, you get the picture, except that at least two of the princes look like princesses, but that’s really not important. Following on from my recent post about the virtues of pixel sex, somebody, I shall mention no names though they could be described as being rather “deviant,” somebody thought it would be fun if I were to review one of the most popular movies on the HotMovies.com site, that just happens to be animated! With princesses, horny aliens, and robots and stuff, at first glance The Princess  could appear a bit weird. Ok, it is weird, but it’s “good weird,” trust me!

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I’m generally completely against censorship. I want to hear and see things in their proper context. Bleeps and black bars usually only take away from the experience of whatever you’re watching or listening to. The FCC could go screw themselves if it were up to me. People don’t need to be coddled at every turn. Let me deem what is acceptable or not myself.

Now, that being said, unnecessary censorship is entirely different. It’s one of the funniest memes out there, in my opinion. And if you don’t know what unnecessary censorship entails, then you’ve been missing out. Here are some of my favorite examples of this meme.

I’ve never particularly been a fan of UFC. Well, that all changed when I saw this GIF.

This one is just so absolutely perfect. The position of the one guy’s head. The euphoric look on the other dude’s face. I like to imagine that the guy who looks like he’s giving the blow job starts getting a little to rough with his teeth which causes the blow job recipient to punch him off his dick.

For all of you baseball fans out there, you know that locker room celebrations can get a little intense in the playoffs. I was unaware that it ever reached this level, however…

That would be Cuban baseball sensation, Yasiel Puig, of the LA Dodgers. This image is already pretty great without the censorship, but the thought of a man jerking off and exploding all over his teammates in the locker room just adds a level of hilarity that would be impossible to reach without those blurred out pixels.

Keeping with the sports celebration theme. This driver must have just won a big race. And how does he decide to celebrate? 

Well thanks to unnecessary censorship, it goes from spraying a bottle of champagne to looking like he’s throwing out money shots in a gang bang.

This next video will give you an entirely new look into the relationship between Bert and Ernie.

I think Sesame Street should totally do all of their programming in this style. It would still be enjoyable for kids because they can still watch a bunch of puppets running around. But at the same time, it would provide such a great incentive for adults to watch.

These are just a few of the many hilarious instances of unnecessary censorship that are floating around the internet. While most memes become tiresome and repetitive, this one keeps being introduced to new situations that keep it fresh and funny. And that’s why it’s the only meme I’ll ever like.

It’s the end of the week guys and gals. So to celebrate Friday I thought we’d be a little silly today and have some fun.

Did you know that in ancient Pompeii they carved penises into the ground to point you towards the nearest brothel? Well now you do! Those Romans sure were a horny bunch.

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Want to see a funny video? Of course you do. Stumbled across this while sipping on my coffee this morning.

And my last gift to you comes from the folks over at CollegeHumor. Everyone is aware of doggy style, but how about trying some of these animal-based sex positions. I’m a sucker for turtle style myself.

This Porn flow chart is not only really fucking funny, but it’s also really fucking accurate:


(Courtesy of: HolyTaco.com)

This video is about a womens experience when dating a porn star in the ’80s. It’s really funny and clever and apparently it’s a book. I’m seriously thinking about buying it.

I am a man of many talents and I can now add Segway riding onto that list. And yes, I consider that a talent.

I had a great time hanging out with HotMovies.com at the Exxxotica NY this weekend, they’re a crazy group and always up for anything.

Speaking of being up for anything, see more after the jump.

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Things to Say During Sex (click picture for larger image):

When reading the chart I was sort of confused by it and I said “Who would say ‘Sexy Treats’ during sex?!”. Lets just say that wasn’t one of my brightest moments.

-PBR Princess
PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.


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