Fads on the internet come and go. One minute it’s rage comics. The next it’s advice animals like Socially Awkward Penguin. But if you’ve been keeping up with the latest internet fads; you may have noticed that adding googly eyes to things has become really popular. People have been putting them on all sorts of different objects, both inanimate and living.
Pregnant women’s stomachs…
And even their sleeping cats…
It just makes everyday things incredibly funny, and kind of creepy, looking. But the real reason I’m bringing up this trend is because recently this wonder started floating around. A gif of googly eyes porn.
How disturbing is that?! If a girl was giving me a blow job with those things on, I don’t think I’d ever finish. This is the stuff of nightmares. One second you’re just laying back enjoying a nice blow job, then all of sudden the girl looks up and you see this on her face. Instant boner kill.
So naturally after I saw this I decided to see what some other porn scenes would look like if the stars had these things on. First up is Remy LaCroix. She doesn’t look nearly as cute and innocent with a pair of giant eyeballs popping out of her face.
Lily Carter goes crazy for that dick, literally. It reminds me of Nutty from Happy Tree Friends.
Stoya and James Deen are like the Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt of the porn world. Everyone loves them and thinks they are adorable. Except whereas Zooey and JGL are only an actual couple in my dreams, Stoya and James are together in real life. Perhaps they should spice up their love life by recreating this image I made of them. It’s just so romantic!
Well that’s it for my fun. I hope you learned a thing or two about the benefits of googly eyes. I have to keep you folks up to date on all the new fads and memes. You can’t fall behind with this stuff.