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If you’re in Philadelphia right now you’re oozing with baseball fever. I’m serious! I’m not even a big baseball fan and I’m on the edge of my seat in anticipation for the game tonight. It’d be pretty amazing if the Phillies took the World Series, well aside from having to fear for my life because Philadelphia fans are CRAZY and the whole city will turn into a huge riot.

Anyway, to ease the anticipation of the game tonight, take a look at some baseball porn:

That’s one lucky dude:



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The Zombie Sex Guide can definitely be informative if you happen to be a zombie. They give you advice on not needing condoms anymore, being dead takes the sting out of things, your limbs can sometimes just stuck in tight spaces, and you may learn a few things about blow jay’s in the after life.

I learn better from demonstrations like these:

Everyone in the world agrees that once in a while a handjob is fucking hot. However there may be other ways to spend your time… Lets see how they stack up:

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Everyone in the world agrees that once in a while a handjob is fucking hot. However there may be other ways to spend your time… Lets see how they stack up:

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I’m sure everyone has heard of the famous Russian Bathhouses in NYC, or the less conspicuous massage parlors in Chinatown that offer a large of menu of treatments, complete with a very good Happy Ending. I’m sure any story you’ve read or any conversation you’ve overheard was from a guy- and now women want their turn.

It only seems appropriate that women be offered the same kind of treatment- considering they’re usually the one’s forking over dollar after dollar for expensive spa treatments that eventually pile up to be the $10 billion industry that it is today.

Women seem to have to work for it a little more though. Moaning, verbal cues like ‘Oh that feels SO good’ or ‘Would you please finish me off’ usually seem to get the job done as long as the masseuse is willing to take the risk of losing his/her job. Also, the facilities that employ massage therapists that are willing to dig extra deep for your pleasure are pretty exclusive and obviously don’t come right out and say how far they’re willing to go. Word of mouth is key when trying to pinpoint a good professional hand job.

I guess women really do have equal rights. What’s next- they’ll want blow jobs too?

Source: Tango Mag

Handjobs are still pretty awesome… but just how awesome?? In this installment of “Less Than, Greater Than, or Equal to a Hand Job” we will compare one of our favorite activities to some other fun pass times in an effort to find out…

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