The actual HotMovies calendar, live now

What will the calendar reveal? A Nativity scene? The North Pole? Aletta Ocean's ass?

Philadelphia, PA – The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing; the holidays are here. HotMovies.com unveils its new advent calendar to help cope with the stressful holiday season.

“When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing; except instead of candy, it’s free porn,” said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.

Each day in December, logged in HotMovies users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize. “It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize,” said Cybert, giggling like a small brat. “You will just have to visit every day to find out!”

Today is Presidents’ Day and even though I’ve never really cared to celebrate or even really observe this Holiday. I did discover an interesting fact about our 14th President Franklin Pierce. Apparently he was arrested because he ran over an old lady, the charges were later dropped but that’s pretty bad ass if you ask me.

Unfortunately, I don’t have a Holiday Edition Interview for you today and I feel really bad about it. So, Private just released their Holiday Edition porn; Dirty Santa, Will Make Your Fantasies Come True.

And after you watch that I’m sure you’ll still be in the holiday spirit for the next 10 days; here’s a head start:

Eva Angelina is one of the sexiest MILF’s and that gives us all hope:

1. How’d you pick your stage name?
Well… Originally I was Angelina del Mar but then the second company I shot for had just shot an Angelina and because I was new they thought that we should change it. So we went on some fashion modeling site and I saw Eva and decided to combine Eva with Angelina.

2. First film?
Shane’s World College Invasion 2.

3. Gonzo or Big Budget?
Both! I love gonzo cause I like gonzo sex. But I love big budget cause I love acting and the process of making a feature film. It’s just all so fun!

4. If you could make a porn with anyone in history, male or female, who would it be and why?
I would love to make a porn directed by Quentin Tarantino with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie dping me and then some anal with Johnny Depp.. with a possible gang bang with the guys from 300. oooo lordie lord.

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