First of all, the fact that Tiger Woods and Jesse James have so many mistresses, that six of them will be featured at a porn expo and there are still many more left over, is incredibly disturbing.

Even more disturbing? The complete evisceration of shame in America today.

Used to be if you were the other woman you would slink off and dye your hair so no one would recognize you. Today there are book deals, paid interviews and now apparently a porn expo where your sluttiness will be celebrated.

The three mistresses who have been named thus far belong to Tiger: Joslyn James, Devon James and Holly Sampson. Since all three were already in the sex industry, I suppose it’s not a huge stretch that they would show up at what’s being called “A Stripper’s Legion of Doom.” I just wonder how good it feels to profit because you brought pain to another woman and her children.

In case you want to see what ruined these men’s marriages up close, head to the Rosemont, Illinois’ Exxxtacy 2010 to see some fake boobs, strippers and destroyers of all sacred vows.

Five bucks to The Stir reader who shows up there with a Team Sandra or Team Elin t-shirt.– The Stir

Exxxtacy 2010 Chicago

T.J.’s Say:

Do I agree that having a focused event, or part of an event, dedicated to the Tiger Woods and Jesse James Mistresses is a bit cheesey? Yes, I do. Although, I find it hard to blame these girls for profiting off of their stories. After all, if there were no profit to be made…then they wouldn’t be doing so. When the public stops being interested in the sex lives of celebrities, you will have your perfect world where their polygamist sexual preferences are not glorified. Until then, good luck shaking your finger at promiscuous super stars and their scarlet letters.

Also, adultery may be a very despicable and cowardly thing to do, but it is far from uncommon. Anywhere from 30% – 60% of married individuals will engage in some kind of infidelity during their marriage (Facts and Statistics About Infidelity). Treating Tiger Woods, Jesse James and/or any of their mistresses like pariahs for being part of what seems to be a fairly natural social trend, seems pretty naive. Money and talent might put individuals in the public eye, but it does not make them any less human than the lesser known married man who takes his ring off before entering a bar.

Lastly, this comment drives me up the wall. “I just wonder how good it feels to profit because you brought pain to another woman and her children.” Since when is it the single party’s responsibility to control fidelity? I would be asking Tiger and Jesse, “How does it feel to make people profitable by cheating with them?” I love how it can be conceived as a strategic victory when a single party steals a person’s significant other to create a lasting relationship, but when the cheating person refuses to leave their original contract…it becomes a horrifyingly evil offense.

Joslyn James, Devon James and Holly Sampson are simply making the best of the hands they were dealt. Will we ever know whether their intentions for fucking Tiger and Jesse were based on money in the beginning? Not unless one of them decides to write a book to conclude this charade. Does it matter either way? A resounding NO. Exxxtacy 2010 is still going to be attended, the Hottest Scandals of 2010 attraction is still going to be a hit, and the likes of Tiger Woods and Jesse James are still going to be successful.

Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods may regret bedding Holly Sampson most of all.

The porn star — who bragged on a website that the 33-year-old golfer “was really good” in bed — is currently in talks with Vivid Entertainment to star in a porn film based on their one-night stand.

“There are things that are in the works,” Sampson, 36, told Extra. “Honestly, I think parodies are hilarious. I love that stuff and I know a lot of people that love that stuff.”

Vivid Entertainment cofounder Steve Hirsch, however, hopes the flick will be a more accurate portrayal of Woods’ fling with Sampson.

“We have shown Holly a script we’re working on that would sort of detail her time with Tiger,” he told Extra. “It would be more like a docudrama that documented the events that happened exactly as they happened.”

What happened between them, however, was far less scandalous than what allegedly occurred with Woods’ other women: Sampson’s sexual encounters with Woods occurred in 1999 — five years before his marriage to Elin Nordegren.

“I’m not his mistress,” she said. “I’ve never been his mistress… I just don’t believe in sleeping with married men. If I had the opportunity to sleep with Tiger while he was married I would never have done that.”

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Tiger Woods & Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods’ humiliated wife has bought herself a little island hideaway as reports swirled that she’s moved out on her sex-crazed hubby.

Elin Nordegren’s real estate purchase in Sweden fueled speculation she might take the kids back to her homeland to start a new life far from her transgressing Tiger.

“The official story from her family is that she bought the place with her twin sister, Josefin, not with Tiger,” said Poppe Linge of HPG, a Swedish news agency.

The fetching blond spent a little more than $2 million to buy Faglaro Mansion, Swedish newspapers reported.

Nordegren, 29, has not been heard from since the scandal broke. reported Monday she has moved out of the couple’s $2.6 million Windermere, Florida, home and is bunking at another house nearby.

Her Swedish getaway is located on some prime Scandinavian real estate – a small, secluded island reachable from Stockholm only by ferryboat.

“It belonged to a professional soccer player who wanted privacy,” Linge said. “I heard she started looking at it last summer and bought it two weeks ago.”

That would be around the time Woods plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant outside his Orlando-area mansion – reportedly after Nordegren caught him texting New York party girl Rachel Uchitel.

Uchitel, 34, was the first of at least seven reported mistresses (and counting) who have surfaced since then.

Woods escaped with just facial cuts and a $164 ticket after totaling his truck. He was not tested for drugs or alcohol despite claims from a witness who “stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day,” according to a Florida Highway Patrol subpoena request.

The witness, who was not named in the document, also told troopers that Woods had prescriptions for the sleeping aid Ambien and the painkiller Vicodin.

Woods, 33, publicly apologized for his “transgressions” a few days after the wreck and reportedly offered Nordegren millions to keep her from walking out on him and taking the kids.

Meanwhile, Woods was reportedly being courted by yet another woman, talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, who has offered the golfer an outlet to tell his version of the tawdry tale – if not a shoulder to cry on.

In addition to Uchitel, a New York party girl, Woods has been linked to six other hotties:

– Cori Rist, 31, a divorced mom and a former dancer at the Penthouse Executive Club in Manhattan.

– Orlando waitress Mindy Lawton, 33, who lived a little over five miles from Woods’ home and who told London’s News of the World that he “wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”

– Los Angeles-based porn star Holly Sampson, 36, the star of skin flicks like “Cheating Housewives 6.”

– Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a cocktail waitress and former contestant on VH1’s “Tool Academy” who has admitted to an affair with Woods.

– Kalika Moquin, a 27-year-old Las Vegas nightclub executive, who denies a relationship with Woods.

– Jamie Jungers, 26, a Vegas cocktail waitress who allegedly had an 18-month fling with Woods.

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