The Princess Has Come of Age box coverIn a far away galaxy a princess, as soon as she comes of age has to choose a husband. Five princes coming from nearby planets have gathered together to the princess castle, but only he who will be able to satisfy all her sexual desires will marry her. Five nights of pleasure and lust are awaiting the princess…The challenge begins.

The above quote is the leader that opens surprise porn smash hit The Princess Has Come Of Age. With that in mind, you get the picture, except that at least two of the princes look like princesses, but that’s really not important. Following on from my recent post about the virtues of pixel sex, somebody, I shall mention no names though they could be described as being rather “deviant,” somebody thought it would be fun if I were to review one of the most popular movies on the HotMovies.com site, that just happens to be animated! With princesses, horny aliens, and robots and stuff, at first glance The Princess  could appear a bit weird. Ok, it is weird, but it’s “good weird,” trust me!

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Rock music takes on so many different forms these days that it’s hard to label any one look as “rock”. Genres have just gotten so obscure and out of hand. There’s indie rock, punk, grunge, hard rock, classic rock. The list goes on and on. So put your preconceived notions of what a rocker chick looks like away, and take this list with a grain of salt. It’s completely subjective and biased based off of this one man’s opinion. It also just so happens that my opinion on this matter is 100%, without a doubt, correct.

7.  Gwen Stefani – No Doubt

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There’s…no doubt that Gwen Stefani belongs on this list. And no, I am not sorry for that horrible pun! Stefani really defined the rocker chick look during the 90’s and early 2000’s.

6.  Alice Glass – Crystal Castles

Crystal Castles is much more electronic than rock. However, Alice Glass looks like a punk girl straight out of the 80’s. Therefore, she’s on the list. I’m also fairly scared of her due to the fact that she appears to be absolutely insane. So there’s another reason to not leave her off.

5.  Hayley Williams – Paramore

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Hayley Williams comes off as that kind of trailer park hot. She’s obviously incredibly good looking, but it kind of comes across in a sort of trashy way.

4.  Emily Haines – Metric

Emily Haines has been jamming out as lead singer of Metric for 15 years now, and she’s been looking good the whole time. Her voice is also that of an angel which gives her a lot of bonus points.

3.  Alejandra Deheza – School of Seven Bells

School of Seven Bells use to be even more of an attractive band when Alejandra’s sister, Claudia Deheza, was also in the group. But that doesn’t take anything away from Alejandra. She is a total indie rock babe.

2.  Debbie Harry – Blondie

For number 2 on the list we’re going back a ways. Before Debbie Harry was ever part of Blondie, she was a Playboy Bunny. And it most definitely shows. While age has caught up to Debbie in recent years, back in the day, she was an absolute bombshell.

1.  Alexis Krauss – Sleigh Bells

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Number 1 on the list of top 7 hottest rocker chicks goes to Sleigh Bells lead singer, Alexis Krauss. To me, she is the pinnacle of the modern rock girl. Her trendy haircut, tattoos, and hip clothes all help. But really, she’s just a good looking gal, and my biggest crush.

Apparently Houston is filled with hot cheerleaders and hot fans, good thing the Houston Press compiled a gallery of them for us: Here

#7 Mena Suvari (American Beauty): She’s so fucking hot. And the fact that she wanted to fuck Kevin Spacey who played a MUCH older character than her is fucking awesome. Gives all of us old heads a shot.

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#7 Mena Suvari (American Beauty): She’s so fucking hot. And the fact that she wanted to fuck Kevin Spacey who played a MUCH older character than her is fucking awesome. Gives all of us old heads a shot.

See the rest of the 10 Hottest Movie & TV Cheerleaders Of All Time

#7 Mena Suvari (American Beauty): She’s so fucking hot. And the fact that she wanted to fuck Kevin Spacey who played a MUCH older character than her is fucking awesome. Gives all of us old heads a shot.

See the rest of the 10 Hottest Movie & TV Cheerleaders Of All Time

People are just now starting to realize how hard Cheerleading is as a sport. High school Cheerleading accounted for 65.1 percent of all catastrophic sports injuries among high school females over the past 25 years. You know, I really love these ‘studies’ that cost thousands of dollars to conduct, because really all they have to do is go to a high school and ask around and they’ll come to the same conclusions.

Obviously Cheerleading is going to have the most injuries- you’re throwing anorexic looking girls into the air and then trying to catch them after they do flips and shit. Then, you’re going to arrange them in weird positions and ask them to tumble across the ground without running into eachother.

I mean I pull a muscle when I see these girls work out, I can only imagine how much harder it is for them.

Source: Live Science

People are just now starting to realize how hard Cheerleading is as a sport. High school Cheerleading accounted for 65.1 percent of all catastrophic sports injuries among high school females over the past 25 years. You know, I really love these ‘studies’ that cost thousands of dollars to conduct, because really all they have to do is go to a high school and ask around and they’ll come to the same conclusions.

Obviously Cheerleading is going to have the most injuries- you’re throwing anorexic looking girls into the air and then trying to catch them after they do flips and shit. Then, you’re going to arrange them in weird positions and ask them to tumble across the ground without running into eachother.

I mean I pull a muscle when I see these girls work out, I can only imagine how much harder it is for them.

Source: Live Science

People are just now starting to realize how hard Cheerleading is as a sport. High school Cheerleading accounted for 65.1 percent of all catastrophic sports injuries among high school females over the past 25 years. You know, I really love these ‘studies’ that cost thousands of dollars to conduct, because really all they have to do is go to a high school and ask around and they’ll come to the same conclusions.

Obviously Cheerleading is going to have the most injuries- you’re throwing anorexic looking girls into the air and then trying to catch them after they do flips and shit. Then, you’re going to arrange them in weird positions and ask them to tumble across the ground without running into eachother.

I mean I pull a muscle when I see these girls work out, I can only imagine how much harder it is for them.

Source: Live Science

8. Amy Taylor
The archetypal image of a female footballer may leave you quivering under your Subbuteo-print bedsheets, but this one’s different: she’s pretty. She’s Australian. She could kick your arse at five-a-side – she’s the perfect woman.”

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