Digging through what people search for on a porn site can be a pretty entertaining activity. So this morning I decided to browse through the Google Analytics for HotMovies and write down some of the more interesting trends I noticed from various countries as far as their porn search terms go. I promise, this list will be both hilarious and educational.
7. Mexico Likes Using the Backdoor
I guess I never really thought about what kind of sex Mexico would be in to. Well, apparently it’s anal. Seeing as their top 2 most searched terms on HotMovies are “anal” and “ANAL”.
6. Germany and China Would Make a Great Double Penetration Combo
The top search for both Germany and China is “DP”. That would double penetration for those of you unaware. The only question here is which country is going to play the role of female? I nominate Russia.
5. The United States Is Fairly Normal
To my surprise, the US has fairly normal and generic searches, at least towards the top of the results. The top 2 searches include “cuckold” and “massage”. C’mon USA, let’s step our weird perverted game up.
4. Maldives Is Not Nearly As Conventional
The Maldives Islands are an absolutely beautiful place. However, their top porn search may come off as just a tad bit different than the norm. The number one result for this island republic is “feminization”. They’re apparently a kinky bunch over in the Indian Ocean.
3. Italy Doesn’t Enjoy Just Your Typical Orgasm
I happen to despise being tickled. The Italians are apparently not nearly as opposed, though. Their most searched terms include “bondage orgasm” and “tickle orgasm”. Hey, different strokes for different folks.
2. Brazil Really Really Likes Butts
Brazilians like butts. There’s no two ways about it. All three of their top searches, including Big Ass Brazilian Butts, have to do with the large bottoms. As a fan of butts myself, I may have to make a trip to Brazil in the near future.
1. Spain Is into Some Weird Shit…Literally
Okay, so I’m not 100% sure on this last one, so if someone could provide some more details that’d be great. Spain’s number one most searched term on HotMovies is “meteor”. Now, the only sexual act I can find related to the word “meteor” is on Urban Dictionary where they give several definitions of a “meteor shower”. WARNING: The definitions below may gross you out.
- The act of taking a shit on someones head after eating a lot of peanuts and having diarrhea.
- The act of a male, cuming on a girls face precisely at the same moment he forces himself to vomit on her head, thus pretaning to a Meteor Shower
- to diarrhea in a girl’s pussy.