One of the many subjects that come to mind when Halloween rolls around is “Monsters”. Not only do we celebrate the dark tales of these mythical beasts throughout all of mainstream media, but everyone ends up dressed as one of these life threatening deformities. Regardless of whether “Sexy Monster” is an oxymoron of sorts or not, these same epic mutations are celebrated in porn as well. After much deliberation within the den of debauchery that is the HotMovies marketing office space, it was decided that Vampires and Zombies are the two most popular of the sexy monster variety.
Forming the selection of best Vampire porn and best zombie porn videos below sparked an even more interesting creature debacle at the HotMovies HQ. One your input would be much appreciated upon.
If both Vampire and Zombie epidemics were to befall our lovely planet at the same time, which would eventually take over Earth? Here are the major points the HotMovies office debate rendered before going public:
Vampires would take an early lead due to speed, agility, and mental capacity.
Vampires would also be fairly effective in defending against Zombie attacks.
Zombie infection can take time to fully develop, making Vampire contraction of the Zombie virus possible via human blood.
Zombies do not rely on live humans for a continued existence, whereas Vampires would eventually run out of warm blooded mammals for food.
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