We often times look at Japan as the front-runner for technological advances and futuristic living. They just always seem to be so far ahead in crazy gadgets and electronics. However, a new product coming from the Asian nation is slightly different, and weirder, than the things we might be used to seeing.
This odd looking fellow is Shin-chan. He’s a five-year-old boy, and the main character of a Japanese manga series called Crayon Shin-chan. Now, I know nothing of this series, nor do I particularly care about learning anything about it. However, the Japanese have caught my interest with a certain piece of merchandise based off of this character.
For some reason, they have thought it necessary to turn Shin-chan’s butt into an edible dessert. That’s right, you can buy a kit to make some homemade butt pudding. Sadly, the only place I’ve found where you can purchase this delicious rear end is on Amazon’s Japanese site.
Check out the finished product. It even jiggles! They should make one of these in the US for all the hype about Miley Cyrus’ twerking. Actually…brb. Going to go submit this idea and cash in for my millions.
This is probably one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen. And when you think about the fact that you’re eating a jello-like mold of a 5-year-old’s butt, it doesn’t get any less weird. Although, garnishing the finished product with a touch of mint really adds some class to this otherwise juvenile dessert. Of course, why you’d need to worry about class when you’re serving a glass with an edible cartoon butt is beyond me. But hey, it’s a nice aesthetic touch.
See exactly how to make it in the instructional video below.
The director is Yojiro Takita and he won the 2009 Oscar Winner for Best Foreign Language Film. BUT back in the ’80s he apparently directed a popular porno series about commuter train molesters. Apparently that trend caught on because I read a news article yesterday that said 64% of Japanese women admit to getting groped on the train.
ANYWAY, I thought that was a pretty awesome accomplishment and hopefully it’ll start a great trend.
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