Ron Jeremy is boning up on his demonology, and preparing for a mainstream movie role as a demon coming back to Earth to fulfill a Mayan prophecy. Let’s rephrase that. He’s coming back as a demon who haunts a hillbilly family’s trailer, and it’s going to be hell in the double-wide.

This isn’t a rump romp with Cytherea. This is a horror-comedy called “The Haunted Trailer” with Houston based director Chuck Norfolk. The mustachioed porn stud is making a new appearance in a mainstream movie, another in a line of over 200.

The Hillbillies are out to get Ron Jeremy.

The script features Ron as a Mayan Demon who is released so that he can carry out the ancient Mayan prophesies about 2012. Unfortunately, he ends up in a trailer, where a group of hillbillies will be forced to fight him for the future of humanity on Earth. He’s up against a formidable gang:

 

  • Elvis and Aaron come home to help “momma.”
  • Everyone knows hillbilly mommas are tough in their own right.
  • Sister “Prissy” also joins the group.
  • And what hillbilly contingent wouldn’t go to war against a demon without a televangelist like “Reverend Wiggems?”

Of course, it’s all in good fun, and every Jeremy fan will appreciate the lovable porn star as a hell sent destroyer who finds himself trapped in the heart (or double-wide home) of “Bubbaville.” It has the makings of a fun movie.

Ron Jeremy is a natural for this kind of movie.

Among Ron’s best qualities is that he doesn’t take himself too seriously. He immensely enjoys what he does and it shines through on the screen, whether its applying the bone in a hot porn flick, or playing a demon trapped in a trailer park. Will Ron be exorcised by the hapless hillbillies, or will humanity feel the wrath of the mustache?

You can find out later this year. “The Haunted Trailer” is due to be released in time for the holidays.

MrSkin.com just released the list of his annual Anatomy Award winners for the 10th year. They’re actually not half bad at choosing who has the best bodies/talents in mainstream Hollywood. Here are the winners:

1. Best Porn Star Gone Hollywood
Winner:
Katie Morgan in Zack and Miri Make a Porno

2. Best TV Show
Winner:
True Blood

3. Best Oscar-Nominated Nudity
Winner:
Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler

4. Best Boobs
Winner:
Asia Argento in The Last Mistress, Boarding Gate & Mother of Tears

5. Best Butt
Winner:
Anna Faris in The House Bunny

6. Best First-Time Nude Scene
Winner:
Lizzy Caplan on True Blood

7. Best Lesbian Scene
Winner:
Alicia Leigh Willis & Katherine Moennig on The L Word

8. Breast Picture
Winner:
Sex & Death 101
(Images: MrSkin.com)

You can read the rest of the winners at MrSkin.com