I just finished watching Marc Dorcel’s most recent release, Stewardesses, and I have to admit that it will not be added to my list of favorites from this French studio. Dorcel revisits a classic fantasy here, relying on the knowledge that some things are just universally hot–like nurses, cheerleaders, and yes, stewardesses. There have been plenty of films that take advantage of the tight uniforms, confined spaces, and the universal fantasy of fucking on a plane. This latest effort from Dorcel makes an attempt at having a storyline, but it is half hearted at best. Two stewardesses tired of their daily routine, Lola Reve and Claire Castel, use their sexy uniforms, stockings, and high heels to seduce powerful businessmen. They’re having sex on planes, in hotel rooms in Ibiza, and in beach side mansions with perfect strangers.
Talk about a way to start your directing career off with a bang! Bonnie Rotten‘s directorial debut, To The Core, is a contender for both AVN’s Best BDSM Movie of the Year and XBIZ’s Best Fetish Release Of The Year. This first production from Rotten’s own Mental Beauty Productions sees a string of innocent young beauties broken, destroyed, and dominated by some of porn’s biggest stars. Let’s take a look at how it delivers the deviance.
There is no way to put this delicately: I loved Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical so much that I called my mom to tell her about it. I warned her that she might not want to watch the whole movie and that was ok, but she’d really love the script and songs. I know she didn’t believe me, but she did ask about the song parodies. I felt sheepish telling her about “Big Tits Don’t Lie” and “Oh, She Was Tight,” but I got a good laugh from her anyway. Too bad she won’t watch the whole movie because it’s really a fun film. Even without the sex, this porn movie is worth watching. It’s perfectly cast and fucking hilarious.
X-Play and director Will Ryder are not new to the porn parody game, and Not Jersey Boys XXX is the pinnacle of their achievements to date. From the start of the movie, you’re thrust (pun) into the world of a few dime-a-dozen 60′s singers looking for a their big break. It’s not until smarmy Tommy DeVito, played by Chad Diamond, gives a naive and awkward Franki Valli, brilliantly played by Tommy Pistol, a pair of nut-cinching pants that give him the band’s much-sought signature sound. It’s called falsetto to most of us, but “false dental” to Tommy.
It’s no secret that I love Star Wars. December of 2015 can’t come soon enough! No matter how many times I’ve seen all of the movies, I will still keep it on every time it shows up on tv. And yes, that includes the newer trilogy. Because as shitty and nonsensical as it can be at times, it’s still frickin Star Wars!
So when I saw that there was a Star Wars porn parody, I had to check it out and give it a review. Now, I haven’t watched the film yet as I’m writing this part. So let’s go over some hopes and expectations.
- There better be a scene with Princess Leia in the slave outfit from when she’s held prisoner in Jabba the Hutt’s palace.
- I want to see lightsabers. I don’t care the context or how terrible the graphics look. They better make an appearance!
- I want Han Solo and Lando Calrissian to double team a girl. Preferably Leia but that’s not a necessity.
- You now how Darth Vader screams “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” at the end of Episode III? Well I want that. Except instead of “NO” he should be yelling “OOOOHHHHHH” as he orgasms.
Those are my demands Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody. They better be met.
I’d like to start things off by saying well done to the folks who made this movie. The scrolling narrative intro that is such a staple of the Star Wars franchise is executed to perfection in this parody. It’s also great to see that the Stormtroopers have been replaced with women in very skimpy outfits. I’m not sure how this will protect them in battle, but it sure makes for better watching for the audience. However, while the Stormtroopers are improved, they somehow found a way to make C-3PO even more annoying in this than the original movies.
Overall this is a great parody. When watching these porn spoofs, they can go either way for me. Sometimes studios take short cuts and don’t put int the effort to make the parody feel like the original. They might throw some costumes on and then forget everything else. This Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody, though, takes great consideration into music, special effects, and does a great job playing off the original scenes and dialogue from the movies. It really makes it enjoyable for those of us who love Star Wars. Plus, the porn isn’t too shabby either.