Pinky Pregnant? By Chicago rapper Twista? Let’s take this to the Maury Show [YNot]
Marilyn Chambers’ Death determined to be Natural Causes [L.A. Times]
China’s Sex Theme Park doesn’t reach its Climax [BBC News]
Mary Carey Spoofs herself in Return to Porn [XBiz]
Melissa Midwest… the Next Pornstar Come Rapper [AVN]
Sometimes real life is a bit more exciting than porn (as if!!!). When that happens you can be sure we’re going cover it here at HM.
Guardian.co.uk – Tourists at Britain’s Windsor Castle were treated to a public peep show when a couple decided to take off their clothes for no clear apparent reason. They ignored the “Keep of the Grass” signs and peeled off everything… onlookers yelled for them to stop, but the exhibitionist couple ignored them. Until the cops came and ended the seemingly unstoppable strip show.
This couple needs to take a few pointers from our collection of public exhibitionism movies and if you’re interested in how the pros get stark naked in public, check out these movies.
Yesterday I was just too lazy busy to write about this; but you would have to live under a rock to not have heard about it already. Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys at a Newport Beach hospital yesterday. Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz have been dating for 2 years and he is the father (when I typed that sentence, I imagined myself saying it in a very Maury way… “and Tito, you ARE the father”).
I guess all we can hope is that she comes back from being a pencil pusher and starts fucking again. I’m sure we’d give Jenna Jameson a very warm welcome to the MILF category.
Speaking of which:
I didn’t watch the Oscars, I don’t really care about awards shows because all I really care about is the fashion, and I can see that online the next day.
Anyway, according to the Porn Librarian at HotMovies For Her a former porn director won an Oscar at the latest awards.
The director is Yojiro Takita and he won the 2009 Oscar Winner for Best Foreign Language Film. BUT back in the ’80s he apparently directed a popular porno series about commuter train molesters. Apparently that trend caught on because I read a news article yesterday that said 64% of Japanese women admit to getting groped on the train.
ANYWAY, I thought that was a pretty awesome accomplishment and hopefully it’ll start a great trend.
Thanks to HotMovies For Her for posting that.
Can you say SHOCKED? I hope so, because that’s what I am right now. Completely and utterly shocked that they have parted ways before the end of the contract. I thought they were like two peas in a pod, especially since Casey Parker wrote Shane’s World a letter and that’s how she ended up getting into porn.
Either way, I interviewed Casey Parker a few months ago and she is amazingly bubbly and fun and I’m sure she won’t have any problem finding other ways to fuck for money.
Best of luck and I know we all agree that we can’t wait to see more from Casey Parker
HotMovies.com Announces Talent Signing at Adult Entertainment Expo 2009
Philadelphia, PA – HotMovies.com, adult video on demand giant, is bringing some of the industry’s hottest stars to the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo, January 9-11, to meet fans and sign autographs.
The HotMovies.com crew will be joined by Joanna Angel, Ron Jeremy, Buck Angel, Courtney Cummz, and Maitresse Madeline at booth 4050 for around the clock signings during convention hours.
“In the past year we hit a record breaking 100,000 titles on our site. It’s only natural that as we grow even more massive, we continue to bring some of the best AVN Award nominees (and past winners) to reach out to all of our loyal customers and fans,” says James Cybert, Director of Business Development for HotMovies.com.
Joanna Angel, punk princess and alt-porn icon, is nominated for seven AVN Awards in an eclectic mix of categories including Best Original Song, Best POV Sex Scene, Best Solo Sex Scene, Best Screenplay and the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year Award.
Industry legend and pop culture icon Ron Jeremy shares the Crossover Star nomination in addition to being nominated for Best Non-Sex Performance.
Buck Angel, the one and only man with a pussy, is nominated for three AVN Awards including Most Outrageous Sex Scene, Transsexual Performer of the Year, and Best Transsexual Release for Even More Bang For Your Buck 2.
Rounding out the lineup are fan favorite Courtney Cummz and the beautiful yet wicked Maitresse Madeline, who has burst onto the scene with a nomination for Best New Web Starlet.
Visit the HotMovies.com booth 4050 for a schedule and your chance to meet mingle with the biggest stars in adult!
Hustler Casting Call!
(Beverly Hills, CA) Hustler is calling all ladies who are interested in modeling for Hustler Magazine or starring in Hustler’s video productions to attend a casting call at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Westminster, California. Hustler’s talent coordinator will be present to be the judge of all those interested sexy ladies in attendance.
Female models (21 and over*) are invited to show up between 2 p.m. and 11 p.m. on November 20 at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. Please do not forget to bring your valid photo ID, and don’t miss your chance to be the next fresh face for Hustler.
As an extra bonus, there will be a dance contest starting at 9 p.m. for the chance to win $2,000 worth of prizes!!
Do you have what it takes to work for Hustler? Don’t miss your chance to find out next Thursday, November 20, in Westminster! We look forward to seeing you there!
When: Thursday, November 20, 2008
Where: Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club
7000 Garden Grove Blvd.
Westminster, CA 92683
Phone: 714-891-1430
Time: 2 p.m. – 11 p.m.
Contact: Jennifer at Talent@lfp.com
323-651-5400 x7109
*Models between 18 and 20, please feel free to call or e-mail for an interview.
TLARAW.COM ANNOUNCES HOLIDAY SEXPLOITATION MADNESS!
The gift-giving season starts off swell with three special entertainment surprises.
While the country sits on its hands and waits for the government to decide on economic stimulus packages, tax credits, or financial bailouts, TLA raw.com is boldly giving back to its rabid and ribald loyal customers. TLAraw.com announces a Free Gift offer that is now live on the film giant’s website. The Holiday Sexploitation Madness offer gives every customer the option of selecting one of three sexploitation DVDs as a Free Gift with any purchase of $75 or more.
The three fantastic sexploitation options are:
Pervert! – The outrageously campy sexploitation horror starring the one and only Mary Carey!
The Girl Who Shagged Me – A shagadelic spoof of the Austin Powers movies starring sexploitation superstars Misty Mundae, AJ Khan, Anoushka and many, many more!
Swedish Wildcats – A classic 1972 sexploitation from master of the genre Joe Sarno that details the raunchy goings on at a naughty cabaret/sex club.
“We are pleased to be partnering with Seduction Cinema and TLA Releasing to offer our customers these great gifts,” said TLAraw.com Managing Editor Dan Reed. “Pervert is funny and features Mary Carey topless more times than I could count. Anytime Misty Mundae is in anything it’s going to be hot, and The Spy Who Shagged Me proves that. Swedish Wildcats is from director Joe Sarno, one of the most important sexploitation directors of the ‘70s. No matter which title our customers choose as their gift, they’re in for a real treat.”
Comedy Central posted a really great feature of The 25 Sexiest Daily Show Moments, and they are super funny. My personal favorite is the News I’d Like to Fuck:
“#4 News I’d Like to F@#k
How great is Sam Bee? She’s the best thing to come out of Canada since round bacon. Best of all, she’s been pregnant on the show, so you know she puts out. Total DSCILF.”
Check out the rest of The 25 Sexiest Daily Show Moments
She loves the cock, and so do several other anchors that obviously enjoy talking dirty.
Gawker compiled a video of the funniest news slip-ups and you must check it out. The video above was just a taste and a small portion of what Gawker posted.
To see the video of The Best of TV News Lip Slips head on over to Gawker
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