Great Britian won 19 gold medals at the Beijing Summer Olympics and Keeley Hazell wanted to salute them by being painted Gold and posing for some sexy pictures.
I’m not really sure why someone like Carmen Electra or Kim Kardashian hasn’t traded their clothing for gold paint yet- we brought home way more than 19 gold medals!
Source: The Sun
Ok ok, I guess this post will be my official introduction to all of you meatheads! It’s about time there’s a woman’s perspective around here and who better to write for the HotMovies Blog than a chick who loves getting into trouble, getting drunk and watching porn. Seriously, it doesn’t get much better than that. So far I’ve only dug my nails into a few subjects; Paris Hilton Wants to be Stripperella, No More Playboy Mansion Parties= My Life is Over, $2,000/hr Hooker, Iâ€™m in the Wrong Field, and Michael Phelps Can Bang Anyone He Wants. There’s plenty more where that came from, folks.
With that said, I feel it’s only natural that I put my brain to use by reviewing beers on a weekly basis and hopefully turning you onto something new (besides me of course).
So the first beer I chose to review was Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. Reasoning: 1- I already had it at home in my fridge, 2- Pay day isn’t for a few more days so I didn’t want to go pay $10 for some over priced locally brewed ‘lager’, and 3- The Olympics have been on and gymnastics is clearly way more important that socializing with people in the outside world.
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Not every hot celebrity chick can have a sex tape. So, HotMovies endevours to find suitable porn star substitutes, in look or substance, for some of Hollywoodâ€™s Hottest.
1. Amanda Beard is definitely hot, and she was in playboy…but that’s not enough for us. We like the more hardcore stuff. Because you won’t see Amanda Beard taking D’s on camera, check out Kelly Kline instead.
Check out these Kelly Kline Vids:
Old Enough To Be Their Mother 2
Shane’s World 36 Snow Trip
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Everyone is in the Olympic Spirit, especially Cherry Lera. If only Cherry Lera was in the Olympics- then people would care about ping pong.
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When big events like the Olympics are being televised, everyone has their eyes on the ratings. I guess people find it pretty surprising that just as many women are watching the games as men.
But when you have men with bulging muscles and washboard abs jumping around in skin tight suits it certainly doesn’t take a genius to figure it out.
Another point is that there are a ton of high profile women athletes competing in these games and they would certainly attract women viewers.
Source: NY Times
Here’s a little something for a the ladies:
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Michael Phelps isn’t even attractive. Well ok, he’s hot in the same way that Rumor Willis is hot: from the neck down. However, Michael Phelps has 16 things that Rumor doesn’t.. Olympic Medals. Apparently gold medals and an awesome body but shitty face get you crazy amounts of ass.
Phelps has been spotted with several different girls; one being Amanda Beard. I’m actually not very surprised by this pairing because Amanda is a swimmer herself so she can genuinely appreciate all that he’s worked for and accomplished, plus she’s super slutty so she wants his giant peen that he’s kept under wraps for way too long now.
What is surprising me is the pairing of Phelps and Burberry model Lily Donaldson. I know that Phelps is a superior athlete and has the whole young and innocent thing going for him, but is he really at the ‘I can date a model’ status already? I think as spectators we all need to take a step back and realize what our world is coming to; he’s even getting text messages from Lindsay Lohan because the news media is sucking his dick and only airing footage of him.
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After running out of condoms at the Athens Olympics, organizers just assumed the need for condoms would be about the same for the Beijing Olympic games- but as of now, they’re wrong.
It seems like the athletes just aren’t doing it and they hope that’ll change since the games are starting to wind down. Employees of the health clinic located inside the Olympic Village are assuming athletes have been under a lot of stress to perform well and win gold that they haven’t had time to think about anything else. They also think being embarrassed about having to walk into a clinic to pick up condoms could be another reason the stock hasn’t started to dwindle.
If I was being put up for free in Beijing in a village with over 10,000 athletes I’d be banging around the clock. I don’t know what these people are thinking.
Source: Yahoo Sports
The unrivaled indoor sports
An X-rated magazine sponsored a contest to determine who’s the sexiest girl in San Francisco. After an exhaustive and deep probing search, an ace reporter sniffs out two sizzling strumpets who’ll do anything for the $20,000 prize money in a no-holds-barred Carnal Olympics. Event number one finds each team in a very hot girl-girl love making event where the judges give the gals a ten on technique alone. Event number two has each girl seducing an officer of the law in a hard-driving shoot out of a very personal nature. In the final and decisive event number three, a not-to-be-believed pool party turns into an orgy of truly Olympian proportions where everyone turns out to be a wild, wild winner.
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Apparently the Chinese government wasn’t as thorough as they thought when cleaning prostitutes out of the country before the Olympics started.
All you need to do is travel about 30 minutes outside of the Olympic fiestas and visit a hair salon, or even a karaoke bar to get a good sexin’.
“Jie (34) works in a hair salon approximately half an hour outside of Beijing. “Of course I can cut hair. But my massages are better! And other things even better than thatâ€¦” For about â‚¬40, Jei takes her guests into a back room where sex instead of haircuts is sold.”
Maybe the reason it’s so cheap for sex at Jie’s hair salon is because you have to bring your own condom. Which would explain why the Olympic Athletes were given 100,000 condoms.
I just blogged about the Laure Manaudou nude picture scandal a few days ago, but now I’ve actually found the scandal online- and I see what all the fuss is about.
Source: NSFW Celeb
Watch these buff babes power fuck and suck! They pump iron all day and pump cock all night! See these buff beauties unleash the raw muscle and powerful pussy that will claim any man’s cock! You better be prepared to give them what they want, or they might just body-slam you!!
I didn’t even know there were cheerleaders for the Olympics- I guess I should have just assumed since the games pretty much revolve around Sex that there would be.
Doesn’t even matter though, I’m just happy there are pictures.
Nicole Reinhardt is so unbelievably hot, I can’t take it. She’s on the kayaking team for Germany and she’s obviously not very shy. If only I could A: meet her, and B: convince her to let me use that paddle in the bedroom.
There’s plenty more pictures where these came from:Less Clothes