Barbarella – An Axel Braun Parody takes all of the campy sci-fi elements of the original 1968 Jane Fonda cult classic and spins the same plot into a hilarious, psychedelic, sexy porno! With an all-star cast featuring Riley Steele, Asa Akira, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Chanell Heart, and Kurt Lockwood, the quality of this movie’s sex and script are parody-perfect. Absolutely everything about this movie sets the tone for a successful spoof-great costumes, awesome sets, a groovy soundtrack, and pretty decent acting from the entire cast. It’s worth mentioning that I’m pretty sure I enjoyed Riley Steele’s portrayal of Barbarella even more than Jane Fonda’s. Steele displays really excellent comedic timing in this movie, which, in my opinion, is almost as important as the actual sex in a porn parody. Speaking of sex, we finally get to see Barbarella fuck on-camera, whereas in the original we only saw her in her afterglow. Hooray! Read the rest of this entry »
This is the Ron Jeremy we’re used to seeing. He’s most often seen accompanied by a beautiful naked woman. Jeremy has made a career out of XXX material. The porn legend has been appearing in adult films since the late 70s. But now he’s taking his talents to a PG-rated movie. Ron Jeremy will be playing a role in the new film British Hustle, a parody of the Oscar-nominated film American Hustle. Ron will be playing the part of the con-man portrayed by Christian Bale in the original. This is the perfect fit. I have complete faith that Mr. Jeremy can pull off this role.
Just as Christian Bale is nominated for Best Actor at the 2014 Oscars, Ron Jeremy is nominated for Best Actor at the Toscars, an award show specifically dedicated to parodies. So make sure you tune in on the February 26th to see if he won. This is just another notch in the belt for Jeremy’s career. With the recent ‘Wrecking Ball’ parody video and now this; it appears that the porn star is still going strong and will keep making quality entertainment for us all to enjoy for years to come.
HBO’s hit television show, Game of Thrones, is widely known for its extensive sex scenes and nudity. However, there’s just one problem. You never get to see the characters have actual, real sex. Well that’s all about to change. Zero Tolerance Entertainment has just released a Game of Thrones parody titled Game of Bones – Winter Is Cumming. All of the sexual fantasies that you think about during the show have finally become a reality in this great spoof.
Aside from getting to see some great sex scenes; this parody provides a number of hilarious quotes that fans of the show will love. Here are just a few of my favorites:
Winter is cumming…all over you.
I’m sure it will be as cool as a white walkers’ dildo.
Perhaps it’s time for the King of the North to get what he deserves down south. …I mean a blow job.
This is definitely a movie that you’re going to want to watch just as much for the humor as the actual porn. But that’s not to say the sex isn’t great, too. This film has an amazing cast of stars including April O’Neil, Tanya Tate, Bailey Blue, and James Deen. You get to see all of your favorite characters from the show go at it in Game of Bones. Hell, you even get to see April O’Neil do a solo masturbation scene as a white walker. They seriously left nothing out.
So if you’re looking for a movie to just jerk off to for a couple of minutes, this probably isn’t the one you want. But if you have some down time and are a fan of the show, then I think you’ll really enjoy this. And hey, in between the laughs if you happen to rub one out, all the better.
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Duck Dynasty is not only the most watched reality show in cable history, it’s also possibly the most merchandised. From t-shirts to bobbleheads to jigsaw puzzles and cookbooks, it’s only fitting that there’s now a Duck Dynasty parody porno. OMG…It’s the Duck Dynasty XXX Parody features some of the buffest male porn stars in the business suiting up in camouflage and strapping on hugely fake beards to impersonate Willie, Jase, Phil, and, of course, crazy Uncle Si Robertson. In this ridiculously over-the-top romp, each member of the parody Robertson clan heartily plows his wife (or the girlfriend of a younger Robertson, in Uncle Si’s case), each one played by one of four of the most gorgeous porn stars in the business.
On the actual A&E show, Miss Kay, the matriarch of the Robertson Clan, gets whatever she wants using food and sex, so I was anxious to see her depicted in porn. It’s rare for an episode to go by without her seducing her family with food or seducing her husband with innuendo, so it was only appropriate that Chanel Preston walks on screen holding a pot and wearing an apron with one breast clearly exposed. Phil Robertson (played in the porn version by Evan Stone) has to throw out the standard Duck Dynasty catch-phrases about “happy wife, happy life, and being happy happy happy,” but the real star of this scene and the entire movie is Miss Kay who, after a few too many beaver puns and several minutes of touching her beaver, wiggles her butt and starts devouring cock. The best scene in the movie involves Phil noisily face-fucking Miss Kay as her breasts bounce out of the apron. She thoroughly licks his ass, gulps his balls, and gets her mouth stuffed, all as a lead up to some amazingly rough sex.
Switching gears from sexy to funny, Si Robertson (Tommy Pistol)’s scene starts with him lounging out in the woods and erotically blowing his duck call with his belly hanging out. The scene quickly transforms when Christie (Kendall Carson) comes over to sip his sweet tea. After a few awkward trademark Si Robertson one-liners, Christie gets topless and starts gagging on the fleshy duck call between his legs. Kendall Carson is gorgeous and her fake, over-the-top, southern accent actually makes her seem that much sexier. She noisily gives some masterful deepthroating as Si compares it to bass fishing and references ducks nearby. It’s in this scene that the references to the show really get in the way of the sex. At one point, Christie simultaneously has a duck call and Si’s cock in her mouth, which really breaks up the fun. After calling her “Jack” an innumerable amount of times, he finally decides to mount up, but not before referencing Vietnam one more time.
The Duck Dynasty porn parody contains some amazing sex scenes by some gorgeous and talented porn stars, but unfortunately, the “Duck Dynasty” theme can be a mood-killer for those trying to cum more than trying to laugh. The last sex scene ends with Kendall Carson asking Si if he’s “happy happy happy.” This movie will definitely make you “happy happy happy,” but mileage may vary as to whether or not you “cum cum cum.”
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Today’s post was guest written by Southern Steel. A big thanks to him for the review!
With Star Trek Into Darkness coming out just a few weeks ago (which if you haven’t seen it go do that immediately), I thought what better time to do a review of a Star Trek porn parody. Now these new movies are based off of the original series, but The Next Generation was always my favorite anyway. You just can’t beat Picard. So what I did was live-tweet my review.
Ok, so I’m all done watching, and man, was that fricking awesome! The sets and graphics were surprisingly good, along with the plot. Oh, and yeah, the sex wasn’t so bad either. So what’d you guys think? What characters did you enjoy the most?
Tiger Woods may regret bedding Holly Sampson most of all.
The porn star — who bragged on a website that the 33-year-old golfer “was really good” in bed — is currently in talks with Vivid Entertainment to star in a porn film based on their one-night stand.
“There are things that are in the works,” Sampson, 36, told Extra. “Honestly, I think parodies are hilarious. I love that stuff and I know a lot of people that love that stuff.”
Vivid Entertainment cofounder Steve Hirsch, however, hopes the flick will be a more accurate portrayal of Woods’ fling with Sampson.
“We have shown Holly a script we’re working on that would sort of detail her time with Tiger,” he told Extra. “It would be more like a docudrama that documented the events that happened exactly as they happened.”
What happened between them, however, was far less scandalous than what allegedly occurred with Woods’ other women: Sampson’s sexual encounters with Woods occurred in 1999 — five years before his marriage to Elin Nordegren.
“I’m not his mistress,” she said. “I’ve never been his mistress… I just don’t believe in sleeping with married men. If I had the opportunity to sleep with Tiger while he was married I would never have done that.”
It seems like the older generations can’t appreciate Britney Spears, even with her new album hitting the tops of the Billboard charts. Talk around the office is, her music sucks, but everyone wants to fuck her.
I suggested that they only fuck her when she’s in her video get ups because in her normal, everyday attire she’s rather busted. Anyway, James forwarded us all this video parody of ‘Womanizer’ and it’s pretty fucking funny.
I don’t know about ya’ll, but I definitely like my men to have some size to their equipment. Maybe that’s why I find this video about Huge Cocks so appealing.
So this is totally old news to me, because I heard this from the source, Lisa Ann, during our interview this weekend. I figured I would pass along this exciting news to all of you though.
Hustler has cast Lisa Ann to play Sarah Palin in the upcoming hit: Nalin’ Paylin’.
Nailin’ Paylin, currently in pre-production, is being directed by Jerry T. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann will be playing the role of Sara Paylin. Nailin’ Paylin will feature five hard-core scenes, including a threeway with other parodied political figures, namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Bill O’Reilly will also be spoofed as the announcer who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film.
When Lisa Ann announced the news in our interview I wasn’t shocked at all, She’s perfect for the role and I’m super psyched for this.
And just to get yourself re-acquainted with Lisa Ann, check these out:
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