Generally when it comes to pictures, people try to make themselves look as good as possible. Maybe it’s sucking in your gut and flexing a little if you’re a dude. Or perhaps it’s popping out your boobs and choosing the best “Myspace Angle” if you’re a gal. Whatever the method, people always want to look their absolute best when being photographed. Well, that is, most people. You see, there’s this fairly new trend that involves girls (and sometimes guys) taking a normal picture of themselves followed by a photo of them making a hideously disturbing face that makes them appear incredibly unattractive. It’s called Pretty Girls Ugly Faces, and it’s really quite hysterical. So today we’re going to take a look at some of the best examples.

This first picture is one of the best. The subject involved does such a great job that it’s difficult to tell if it’s even the same person. But it is! Here’s the proof if you don’t believe me.

pretty girl ugly faces

It’s just absolutely stunning what this gal is able to do with her neck. She is truly very ugly in that second photo. Which, in this case, I suppose is the best compliment one could give.

Speaking of the neck… That seems to be the key when taking part in this trend. It’s all about making the chin and neck appear much larger and scrunched together than it does normally. This girl does a great job showing the transition from pretty to ugly at step by step basis.

pretty to ugly step by step

You really get to fully appreciate the transformation from attractive girl to hideous monster with this breakdown.

If these photos haven’t been frightening enough for you, don’t worry. Some people have taken this trend to GIF format to make the experience even more startling. Like this next girl for instance. She seems so sweet and innocent until well…she doesn’t.

innocent to scary

 That is true talent right there. A lot of people are only able to achieve a weird, dumbfounded kind of ugliness. But this chick! No no. She’s able to harness the evil of a thousand demons in that ugly face. Job well done.

And last, it’s only fair to show that guys can be just as grotesque and odd as the ladies above. The dude in this example seems to be just an ordinary, attractive guy, right?

normal guy

WRONG! He’s actually capable of becoming quite disturbing. I think I’m going to be seeing this in my nightmares for a while.

ugly guy

He went from  looking Don Draper-esque to a total creep in no time at all!

Well I think that’s enough of that for now. But don’t panic! You can find more Pretty Girls Ugly Faces pictures here to occupy yourself for a while.

Selfie (sel·fie) noun – A picture one takes of oneself with a smartphone or camera which is typically then uploaded to a social media site.

Sarah took a selfie and put it on Instagram to show off her bitchin’ new swag.

If you spend any amount of time on Instagram or Twitter these days then you no doubt are bombarded with a variety of selfies each and every day. They’re great…for the most part. Selfies allow us to show off our new clothes or how good we’re looking for a hot date. They allow us to broadcast to the world all of the fun activities we’re doing with friends. There are so many great reasons that selfies should stick around. However, they are indeed an art form. You can’t just whip out your iPhone any old place and start snapping pics. Here you will learn the proper etiquette for taking these self-photos and how to not come across like a gigantic douchebag.

You Must Be Discreet!

Discretion is your friend when it comes to selfies. You absolutely DO NOT want to be this guy.

See, this is the perfect example of taking pretentiousness too far. This guy thinks he’s so much better than those around him that he doesn’t have to be embarrassed even though most people would be. Well folks, I’m here to tell you that this guy most definitely should be reconsidering his life decisions. Because he looks like an enormous tool. So lesson 1, don’t ever do this!

The only exception to the rule of discretion is if you’re with a group of people out doing something.

group selfie

In this instance a selfie is perfectly acceptable. You’re making it known to people on Instagram and all over the web that you’re out having fun and being social with others. This makes you look better. It will make others jealous of you, but in a good way. Whereas in the original example, you just come across looking desperate for attention.

Be Aware of Your Surroundings!

Obviously you are going to be the main subject in the photo. That’s the whole point. However, this doesn’t mean that backgrounds and settings don’t play a part in making a successful selfie. You don’t want ruin a picture of you looking great in some new threads by having a messy room or toilet stall in the background. And you sure as hell don’t want to slip up and leave something private in the photo like a vibrator or monster dildo.

selfie dildo

As nice as this lady is looking in this pic, it’s completely ruined. Guess what? If you upload this to Instagram, it doesn’t matter how hot you are. The only thing the comments are going to be about is that bright blue dildo of yours on the nightstand. Good luck burying that joke amongst your friends.

It’s Okay to Be a Little Pretentious

Before I mentioned that you don’t want to come off appearing desperate or that you think you’re better than everyone. However, the whole concept of selfie art is that you are taking a picture of, well, yourself. It’s about as selfish as an activity can be. BUT there is definitely a smart way to go about it. This is where the artistic approach really comes in. Unlike our friend before, you don’t want to just take a plain, boring picture of yourself on a train. However, there are ways to spice it up so you come off looking just a little better than everyone else while still not acting like a jerk.

artsy selfie

Now this is just absolutely A+ selfie work. This lovely gal was able to successfully blend herself in to the entirety of this picture. It’s as if she’s part of the room. You can look amazing, but if you appear out of place then the photo just isn’t going to work out. The filter in this particular selfie is also spot on. It adds just enough character without being too much. For more in-depth filter knowledge, try here.

So there you have it. The art of taking selfies. I expect all of you to now have a better understanding of the dos and don’ts of taking selfies and make the Internet a better, less douchebag-filled place.

Have you ever found yourself watching porn and hear one of the stars say something so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh hysterically? Well I found a bunch of those quotes that just make you go, “Wait, what did they just say?!” Then we took those quotes and put them on very stoic looking images of the stars that said them. Hilarity ensued.

Tori Black quote

This is Tori Black. She said this great line whilst holding two dicks against her face. The look of struggle on her face just fits the quote so perfectly.

Asa Akira quote

Asa Akira is one of my all time favorite porn stars. One reason is because I love Asian girls. But also because she says things like this. Seriously, can you imagine  hooking up with a girl and her saying this?! I don’t even think I’d be able to finish. I’d just stand there laughing in shock.

Christy Mack quote

When I heard this one, I think I sat just staring at the screen with my mouth open for a good 5 minutes. It’s just so absurd. If you want to hear it in its original context, check out Tattooed Anal Sluts.

James Deen quote

 James Deen looks like he could be doing a Calvin Klein ad in this pic. However, while Calvin Klein ads can be a little suggestive, they generally aren’t quite as blunt as James’ quote here.

Lexi Belle quote

So the porn industry sometimes uses fake cum. Come on, you didn’t really think some of those guys can blow loads that big, did you? It is a little odd, though, that Lexi Belle decided to ask specifically for the fake stuff in the middle of being banged. She could at least pretend it’s real… Oh and if you want to make your own, here are a couple of fake cum recipes.

Sasha Grey quote

Last is the always wonderful, yet incredibly vulgar, Sasha Grey. She just gets so aggressive sometimes. Which I guess is understandable since a lot of her time is spent being gangbanged. She’s looking very politician-like in this picture. I think more of our political leaders should throw quotes like this one into their speeches. I bet a lot more people would start paying attention to politics.

 

Exxotica NY was this past weekend and HotMovies had one hell of a time (in a good way). The booth was always packed full of stars and eager fans and we thought it was only fair to give you a little glance:

“If I am deep in battle (in age of conan) sometimes I think ‘man if a hot chick broke in my house and got naked in my bed right now I wouldn’t even know or notice because I’m so involved in this game’… so maybe those guys were doing something really really fun and just didn’t notice” — Intern John

He just said that to me when I showed him this picture. He was serious.

-Chet

“If I am deep in battle (in age of conan) sometimes I think ‘man if a hot chick broke in my house and got naked in my bed right now I wouldn’t even know or notice because I’m so involved in this game’… so maybe those guys were doing something really really fun and just didn’t notice” — Intern John

He just said that to me when I showed him this picture. He was serious.

-Chet

“If I am deep in battle (in age of conan) sometimes I think ‘man if a hot chick broke in my house and got naked in my bed right now I wouldn’t even know or notice because I’m so involved in this game’… so maybe those guys were doing something really really fun and just didn’t notice” — Intern John

He just said that to me when I showed him this picture. He was serious.

-Chet

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