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“I’m sure all you fellas out there want to get down with all kinds of females from the world of sci-fi and fantasy but it’s always the same couple of gals and I’m sick as fuck of hearing about Six from Battlestar, 7 of 9, Kate from LOST and fuckin’ Buffy. Are they hot as fuck? Sure… except for Buffy… she sucks dick…. and Kate’s been really fuckin’ annoying me since she stopped believing in the island’s magic. But I think y’all are overlooking some truly smokin’ tail that’s floating all over the several thousand known galaxies.”

Spock Buckton from Popporn never lets us down. Just when you thought you were the only weirdo who jackin’ off to battlestar, Spock lets you know you’re not.

Here are some Sci-Fi Movies we recommend:

“I’m sure all you fellas out there want to get down with all kinds of females from the world of sci-fi and fantasy but it’s always the same couple of gals and I’m sick as fuck of hearing about Six from Battlestar, 7 of 9, Kate from LOST and fuckin’ Buffy. Are they hot as fuck? Sure… except for Buffy… she sucks dick…. and Kate’s been really fuckin’ annoying me since she stopped believing in the island’s magic. But I think y’all are overlooking some truly smokin’ tail that’s floating all over the several thousand known galaxies.”

Spock Buckton from Popporn never lets us down. Just when you thought you were the only weirdo who jackin’ off to battlestar, Spock lets you know you’re not.

Here are some Sci-Fi Movies we recommend:

“I’m sure all you fellas out there want to get down with all kinds of females from the world of sci-fi and fantasy but it’s always the same couple of gals and I’m sick as fuck of hearing about Six from Battlestar, 7 of 9, Kate from LOST and fuckin’ Buffy. Are they hot as fuck? Sure… except for Buffy… she sucks dick…. and Kate’s been really fuckin’ annoying me since she stopped believing in the island’s magic. But I think y’all are overlooking some truly smokin’ tail that’s floating all over the several thousand known galaxies.”

Spock Buckton from Popporn never lets us down. Just when you thought you were the only weirdo who jackin’ off to battlestar, Spock lets you know you’re not.

Here are some Sci-Fi Movies we recommend:

Philadelphia, June 18th, 2008) POPPORN.com, the new and fast rising adult entertainment blog dedicated to bringing a refreshingly edgy perspective to the adult industry, announced this week that it had, yet again, expanded its roster of POPPORN Girls.

Aaralyn Barra, a 23 year old adult performer, will make her debut in the coming weeks reviewing porn in the now infamous POPPORN.com style: topless and possibly drunk, as well as reviewing sex toys for the site. Aaralyn, who has already starred in close to 200 adult titles, including Tom Byron’s Asseaters Unanimous 13 said, “POPPORN.com is a fun environment for someone like me to play. They understand how to let a girl be herself and really do what she enjoys!” Aaralyn is a Russian immigrant with striking beauty and an equally stunning lust for anal sex. Read the rest of this entry »

POPPORN.com CAN’T STAND BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA 17
Cinema Play Entertainment’s latest gets ripped by the adult blog


(Philadelphia, June 13th, 2008) POPPORN.com, reaching a new level of creative criticism in the adult market, attempted today to vomit on Cinema Play Entertainment’s latest release, Big Sausage Pizza 17.

POPPORN.com, which features weekly video reviews of new adult releases (http://popporn.com/node/54), raised the bar of intelligent and honest critique today when POPPORN.com contributors Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL leveled their sites on this release. The full review can be seen here: http://popporn.com/node/257

Spock BUCKTON said of the title, “It’s not so much that this movie was bad (which it was) but it had the potential to be so damn good. It’s a great premise that was squandered by muscles, bone headedness and terrible beards. Even our vomit didn’t want to be near this flick!” Contributor and co-host of the review, MEAT BALL added, “I can’t believe that they’ve made 17 volumes of this farce. Assuming each volume lasts 90 minutes or so, we’re looking at about 25 hours of the worst porno I’ve ever seen. Never have I encountered such Cro-Magnon looking meatheads in my entire life, and I grew up in fucking Allentown, PA. This movie makes me want to not only boycott the Big Sausage Pizza series, but to stay away from Italian food altogether, which for a man like MEAT BALL, is a fate far worse than death.” Read the rest of this entry »