Box cover for Not Jersey Boys XXXThere is no way to put this delicately: I loved Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical so much that I called my mom to tell her about it. I warned her that she might not want to watch the whole movie and that was ok, but she’d really love the script and songs. I know she didn’t believe me, but she did ask about the song parodies. I felt sheepish telling her about “Big Tits Don’t Lie” and “Oh, She Was Tight,” but I got a good laugh from her anyway. Too bad she won’t watch the whole movie because it’s really a fun film. Even without the sex, this porn movie is worth watching. It’s perfectly cast and fucking hilarious.

and director are not new to the porn parody game, and Not Jersey Boys XXX is the pinnacle of their achievements to date. From the start of the movie, you’re thrust (pun) into the world of a few dime-a-dozen 60′s singers looking for a their big break. It’s not until smarmy Tommy DeVito, played by , gives a naive and awkward Franki Valli, brilliantly played by , a pair of nut-cinching pants that give him the band’s much-sought signature sound. It’s called falsetto to most of us, but “false dental” to Tommy.

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It’s no secret that I love Star Wars. December of 2015 can’t come soon enough! No matter how many times I’ve seen all of the movies, I will still keep it on every time it shows up on tv. And yes, that includes the newer trilogy. Because as shitty and nonsensical as it can be at times, it’s still frickin Star Wars!

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So when I saw that there was a Star Wars porn parody, I had to check it out and give it a review. Now, I haven’t watched the film yet as I’m writing this part. So let’s go over some hopes and expectations.

  1. There better be a scene with Princess Leia in the slave outfit from when she’s held prisoner in Jabba the Hutt’s palace.
  2. I want to see lightsabers. I don’t care the context or how terrible the graphics look. They better make an appearance!
  3. I want Han Solo and Lando Calrissian to double team a girl. Preferably Leia but that’s not a necessity.
  4. You now how Darth Vader screams “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” at the end of Episode III? Well I want that. Except instead of “NO” he should be yelling “OOOOHHHHHH” as he orgasms.

Those are my demands Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody. They better be met.

The Review

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I’d like to start things off by saying well done to the folks who made this movie. The scrolling narrative intro that is such a staple of the Star Wars franchise is executed to perfection in this parody. It’s also great to see that the Stormtroopers have been replaced with women in very skimpy outfits. I’m not sure how this will protect them in battle, but it sure makes for better watching for the audience. However, while the Stormtroopers are improved, they somehow found a way to make C-3PO even more annoying in this than the original movies.

Overall this is a great parody. When watching these porn spoofs, they can go either way for me. Sometimes studios take short cuts and don’t put int the effort to make the parody feel like the original. They might throw some costumes on and then forget everything else. This Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody, though, takes great consideration into music, special effects, and does a great job playing off the original scenes and dialogue from the movies. It really makes it enjoyable for those of us who love Star Wars. Plus, the porn isn’t too shabby either.

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Jordan Septo now owner of Septo StudiosJordan R. Septo has graced the Adult Industry with some of the best Gonzo porn available today. Having shot major titles like Ass Ass and More Ass, Double D Secretaries, Big Beautiful Teens, My Mommy Eats Cum and many more, there doesn’t seem to be an adult video genre Jordan Septo hasn’t been successful directing.

Jordan Septo knows, as we all do within the Adult Industry, parodies are all the rage in the 21st century of porn. His first attempt at crafting an XXX parody produced I Dream of Genie and its sequel, which received lackluster reviews. Refusing to accept failure, Jordan redeemed himself by releasing Saturday Night Fever XXX and is planning many more quality porn parodies for the future.

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The not at all pedo or incestuous set of Not the Bradys XXX

Director Will Ryder and actor Teagan Presley

Philadelphia, PA HotMovies.com partners up with X-Play Media to indulge your dirty youthful sitcom memories with more exclusive porn parodies. Director Will Ryder’s unique brand of pornifying our favorite shows from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s will street throughout this month.

In the distant past, before reality TV and high speed mobile connections, an entire generation was raised on sitcoms like The Brady Bunch and the Married with Children, which were all unintentionally steeped in sexual tension. Now the people who watched those shows are all grown up, and they want to see some fucking porn.

“Series like Not the Brady Bunch XXX and Not the Cosby Show XXX are still really popular X-Play titles that bring sex to our favorite shows from back in the day,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “I’ve waited a long time to see an actual threesome on Three’s Company. I just wish Don Knotts could be here to see this.”

“These new spoofs are a post-modern triumph,” Cybert continued “but really I just want to see Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner do it. Unless someone has some long lost sex tapes, I’ll take Bree Olsen and Dale Dabone.”

An anonymous fan commented, “A Charlie’s Angels porno parody with Andy San Dimas? The Bionic Woman XXX with Bree Olsen in the titular role? Will Ryder is doing the right thing; the right thing for America.”

It’s not all old shows like Bewitched and <a href="http://www.hotmovies.com/video/190166/Not-MASH-XXX/" title="Not Mash" target="_blank"MASH. Not Jennifer Lopez: An American Idol stars the super foxy Renae Cruz, and Ryder collects them all for Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX.

All these porno sitcom parodies and more are going to be released exclusively on HotMovies.com throughout this month.

The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.

Jennifer Lopez Porn ParodyHOLLYWOOD, Calif.— American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez gets the porn parody treatment as X-Play and Digital Sin deliver Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol to retail stores nationwide today.

The triple-X parody movie could turn out to be one of adult movie director Will Ryder’s most popular DVDs due to the blockbuster popularity of Lopez, the huge television viewership of American Idol and People Magazine recently naming her its Most Beautiful Woman of 2011.

“This could be our biggest movie of the year,” Ryder said. “Once it gets on stores shelves it will sell itself.”

PG and naked trailers are both available to watch here, with the PG version also available on YouTube.

Great sex including multiple three-ways and lavish outdoor locations including Miami, Los Angeles and Washington D.C., provide a picturesque backdrop for what turns out to be a hilarious story that involves sex, stardom, music, terrorists and politicians.

“We love having smash hits and Jennifer is beautiful and that always helps,” Ryder said. “She’s so hot that a quality porn parody movie had to be made and I’m glad we’re the ones that did it.”

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol stars Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Aarielle Alexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago and Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet.

Not MASH XXX Porn ParodyPhiladelphia, PA – The doctors (and nurses) are in at HotMovies.com.

Chief porn parody surgeons Will Ryder of X-Play and Marc Bruder of CED agreed this week on an exclusive VOD release through HotMovies.com of X-Play’s multiple award winning Not Mash XXX, just in time for Alan Alda’s birthday on January 28.

“It’s good to be back where it all began,” said Ryder. “The HotMovies team had the exclusive on the first Brady movie and they killed with it! We expect similar things from this beauty.”

The all-star cast, headlined by James Bartholet, Chad Diamond, Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Jeremy Conway, Krissy Lynn, Eric Swiss, Herschel Savage, Bailey Brooks, Alec Knight, Miko Sinz and Alexa Jaymes, inhabit their roles with gusto, mining all the gut-busting brilliance readily available in Ryder’s script and fucking like it might be their last day on earth.

“CED, as always, is proud to represent Mr. Ryder and his uniquely sexy comic vision,” said Bruder. “Working with HotMovies is always easy and profitable. I’m looking forward to great results.”

The movie’s plot is a perfect takeoff on the original show, which featured a gang of snarky surgeons in the Korean War who were equally interested in saving lives, getting home and sexing up random nurses as much as possible. Alda played the de facto leader of this gang of misfits, the pornographically named Hawkeye Pierce. In X-Play’s version, when Hawkeye and his sidekick Trapper try to find a willing partner for the virginal Radar O’Reilly, many forms of extreme sexiness ensue.

“Incoming!” yelled HotMovies.com director of business development James Cybert, doing his best Radar impression, just before the deal was announced. “We feel like this is the best parody since the original Brady movie. The plot is genius and the cast is spot on. I know our users are going to make extra trips to their tents when they get a load of the naughtiness the 4077th has in store for them.”

The movie will be available for streaming from X-Plays’ Sitcums.com and on HotMovies.com January 28th.

The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.

I had originally pushed this to the side, only because Andy San Dimas (although super hot) looks nothing like Marge Simpson. Then, my co-worker implored me to check out this trailer.

Almost immediately, I was shocked and amazed at how absolutely dead on the voice for Homer Simpson is. We’re talking jaw dropped on the floor dead on. A close second miracle is James Deen as Moe. When the two of them speak in this film, you can close your eyes and see their original cartoon representations speaking every line.

Bravo on the voice work!

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Who could forget Kanye West making his biggest “gay fish” appearance to date at the 2009 MTV VMA Awards? Stepping on stage unannounced during Taylor Swift‘s acceptance speech, and stealing her microphone to give his two cents about Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video, was the iconic rap artist’s idea of a necessary drunken Public Service Announcement. Since that fateful day, a slew of commentary has been thrown back and forth between the two music stars in public media. One moment they are apologizing to each other, and then they take extended shots in retribution the next.

It seems now that Vivid Entertainment has deemed the pop-culture feud big enough to make a porn parody of it. RadarOnline.com collected quotes from Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, confirming their interest in making the parody.

“Vivid is definitely considering the situation between Taylor and Kanye for a movie. We’ve only just begun to think of who would be right for the lead roles. We’re not concerned about backlash because both are public figures but, let’s be clear, what we’re producing is a parody. We also love the fact that Taylor has such a wholesome image.” – Steven Hirsch
- Quotes mashed from RadarOnline.com

Hirsch also alluded to possibly using their creative licenses in a parody to explore a possible relationship between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. The parody would use the previous relationship to put Vivid’s spin on what motivations Kanye could have had to create such a spectacle at the VMA’s. Regardless, the sheer star power involved in this media battle would almost certainly create an instant top porn parody seller. I cannot wait to hear who gets casted as both Kanye and Taylor.

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Porn Parody - Alice - Sunny Lane sucks Mad Hatter dick

Porn Parody - AliceI hope you’re ready to explore this rabbit’s hole. Cal Vista and director Erica McLean bring us a purely sexual twist on Lewis Carrol’s Alice in Wonderland apply named, Alice.

Our doe eyed blonde heroine is played by none other than one of the Adult Industry’s reigning adorable blondes, Sunny Lane. Sunny’s vibrant personality and irresistible girl next door smile made her a perfect candidate for the role of Alice. Not to mention the way her smooth, milky thighs look when that Victorian blue dress gets lifted for a proper inspection. Who would be inspecting such an innocent looking girl’s private places you ask?

The Mad Hatter of course! Played by Evan Stone, the Hatter’s hat isn’t the only over-sized object waiting for Alice’s return. This bad Mad Hatter wants the piece of Alice’s prime 19 year old ass that he missed during her first adventure in Wonderland. Alice, being the fantasy adventure queen herself, bends over the unbirthday table and let’s him have his fill. A very merry unbirthday to you indeed Mr. Stone.

The allure of this Alice in Wonderland porn parody is the way its shot. In what feels like a mix between “Oz” and “Through the Looking Glass”, the characters don over the top costumes and dramatic make-up in a mix of artistically color washed scenes. The choice of color in this porn video definitely creates a feeling of being immersed by a fantastical, sexual world. Mix professional creativity with stellar performances by porn stars such as Sunny Lane, Evan Stone, April Flores, and many more, and you have one gorgeous sexual romp.

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Director Paul Thomas constructed a parody of The Twilight Zone that rivals the original. Set in a distant era of cocktails with lunch, and gender-specific roles, biblical virtue found itself being challenged by a couple of new neighbors, whose penchant for earthy carnal pleasures dominate the archaic and self-suppressing morals practiced by the rest of the town. In a quest to uncover the mystery behind the new family, known as The Stones, Kimberly Kane finds herself drawn in and seduced by the enticing and mystifying lifestyle known as swinging.

There are several components that go in to making a truly fantastic and well done movie. Aside from having a stellar cast, once must have inspiration, an imagination, and the ability to create a seemingly real life series of moments from a false reality. But when it comes to legendary adult film director, Paul Thomas, not only are each one of those elements fully present in every piece of work that he creates, but the way in which he manifests his concepts and ideals in to a visually striking and ethereally erotic piece of art is what sets him well apart from all the rest.

The Twilight Zone Porn Parody, which is available now on DVD, is Paul Thomas’ first title to be distributed by LFP Video. “This is a very different type of parody film for us,” said director of operations for LFP Video, Rob Smith. “Hustler is very excited to be working with the eminent director, Paul Thomas, on this project, and we know that The Twilight Zone Porn Parody will be wildly successfully. I can’t wait to see what PT has up his sleeves next.”

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