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Jordan Septo Now Owner of Septo Studios

Jordan R. Septo has graced the Adult Industry with some of the best Gonzo porn available today. Having shot major titles like Ass Ass and More Ass, Double D Secretaries, Big Beautiful Teens, My Mommy Eats Cum and many more, there doesn’t seem to be an adult video genre Jordan Septo hasn’t been successful directing.

Jordan Septo knows, as we all do within the Adult Industry, parodies are all the rage in the 21st century of porn. His first attempt at crafting an XXX parody produced I Dream of Genie and its sequel, which received lackluster reviews. Refusing to accept failure, Jordan redeemed himself by releasing Saturday Night Fever XXX and is planning many more quality porn parodies for the future.

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X-Play Parodies for the People! Exclusive to HotMovies.com

The not at all pedo or incestuous set of Not the Bradys XXX

Director Will Ryder and actor Teagan Presley

Philadelphia, PA – HotMovies.com partners up with X-Play Media to indulge your dirty youthful sitcom memories with more exclusive porn parodies. Director Will Ryder’s unique brand of pornifying our favorite shows from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s will street throughout this month.

In the distant past, before reality TV and high speed mobile connections, an entire generation was raised on sitcoms like The Brady Bunch and the Married with Children, which were all unintentionally steeped in sexual tension. Now the people who watched those shows are all grown up, and they want to see some fucking porn.

“Series like Not the Brady Bunch XXX and Not the Cosby Show XXX are still really popular X-Play titles that bring sex to our favorite shows from back in the day,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “I’ve waited a long time to see an actual threesome on Three’s Company. I just wish Don Knotts could be here to see this.”

“These new spoofs are a post-modern triumph,” Cybert continued “but really I just want to see Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner do it. Unless someone has some long lost sex tapes, I’ll take Bree Olsen and Dale Dabone.”

An anonymous fan commented, “A Charlie’s Angels porno parody with Andy San Dimas? The Bionic Woman XXX with Bree Olsen in the titular role? Will Ryder is doing the right thing; the right thing for America.”

It’s not all old shows like Bewitched and <a href="http://www.hotmovies.com/video/190166/Not-MASH-XXX/" title="Not Mash" target="_blank"MASH. Not Jennifer Lopez: An American Idol stars the super foxy Renae Cruz, and Ryder collects them all for Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX.

All these porno sitcom parodies and more are going to be released exclusively on HotMovies.com throughout this month.

The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.

Jennifer Lopez Porn Parody Hits Stores Today

Jennifer Lopez Porn Parody HOLLYWOOD, Calif.— American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez gets the porn parody treatment as X-Play and Digital Sin deliver Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol to retail stores nationwide today.

The triple-X parody movie could turn out to be one of adult movie director Will Ryder’s most popular DVDs due to the blockbuster popularity of Lopez, the huge television viewership of American Idol and People Magazine recently naming her its Most Beautiful Woman of 2011.

“This could be our biggest movie of the year,” Ryder said. “Once it gets on stores shelves it will sell itself.”

PG and naked trailers are both available to watch here, with the PG version also available on YouTube.

Great sex including multiple three-ways and lavish outdoor locations including Miami, Los Angeles and Washington D.C., provide a picturesque backdrop for what turns out to be a hilarious story that involves sex, stardom, music, terrorists and politicians.

“We love having smash hits and Jennifer is beautiful and that always helps,” Ryder said. “She’s so hot that a quality porn parody movie had to be made and I’m glad we’re the ones that did it.”

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol stars Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Aarielle Alexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago and Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet.

X-Play and HotMovies.com Celebrate Alan Alda’s Birthday with Not Mash XXX

Philadelphia, PA – The doctors (and nurses) are in at HotMovies.com.

Chief porn parody surgeons Will Ryder of X-Play and Marc Bruder of CED agreed this week on an exclusive VOD release through HotMovies.com of X-Play’s multiple award winning Not Mash XXX, just in time for Alan Alda’s birthday on January 28.

“It’s good to be back where it all began,” said Ryder. “The HotMovies team had the exclusive on the first Brady movie and they killed with it! We expect similar things from this beauty.”

The all-star cast, headlined by James Bartholet, Chad Diamond, Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Jeremy Conway, Krissy Lynn, Eric Swiss, Herschel Savage, Bailey Brooks, Alec Knight, Miko Sinz and Alexa Jaymes, inhabit their roles with gusto, mining all the gut-busting brilliance readily available in Ryder’s script and fucking like it might be their last day on earth.

“CED, as always, is proud to represent Mr. Ryder and his uniquely sexy comic vision,” said Bruder. “Working with HotMovies is always easy and profitable. I’m looking forward to great results.”

The movie’s plot is a perfect takeoff on the original show, which featured a gang of snarky surgeons in the Korean War who were equally interested in saving lives, getting home and sexing up random nurses as much as possible. Alda played the de facto leader of this gang of misfits, the pornographically named Hawkeye Pierce. In X-Play’s version, when Hawkeye and his sidekick Trapper try to find a willing partner for the virginal Radar O’Reilly, many forms of extreme sexiness ensue.

“Incoming!” yelled HotMovies.com director of business development James Cybert, doing his best Radar impression, just before the deal was announced. “We feel like this is the best parody since the original Brady movie. The plot is genius and the cast is spot on. I know our users are going to make extra trips to their tents when they get a load of the naughtiness the 4077th has in store for them.”

The movie will be available for streaming from X-Plays’ Sitcums.com and on HotMovies.com January 28th.

The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.

The Simpsons XXX Parody

I had originally pushed this to the side, only because Andy San Dimas (although super hot) looks nothing like Marge Simpson. Then, my co-worker implored me to check out this trailer.

Almost immediately, I was shocked and amazed at how absolutely dead on the voice for Homer Simpson is. We’re talking jaw dropped on the floor dead on. A close second miracle is James Deen as Moe. When the two of them speak in this film, you can close your eyes and see their original cartoon representations speaking every line.

Bravo on the voice work!

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Kanye West and Taylor Swift Porn Parody

Who could forget Kanye West making his biggest “gay fish” appearance to date at the 2009 MTV VMA Awards? Stepping on stage unannounced during Taylor Swift‘s acceptance speech, and stealing her microphone to give his two cents about Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video, was the iconic rap artist’s idea of a necessary drunken Public Service Announcement. Since that fateful day, a slew of commentary has been thrown back and forth between the two music stars in public media. One moment they are apologizing to each other, and then they take extended shots in retribution the next.

It seems now that Vivid Entertainment has deemed the pop-culture feud big enough to make a porn parody of it. RadarOnline.com collected quotes from Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, confirming their interest in making the parody.

“Vivid is definitely considering the situation between Taylor and Kanye for a movie. We’ve only just begun to think of who would be right for the lead roles. We’re not concerned about backlash because both are public figures but, let’s be clear, what we’re producing is a parody. We also love the fact that Taylor has such a wholesome image.” – Steven Hirsch
- Quotes mashed from RadarOnline.com

Hirsch also alluded to possibly using their creative licenses in a parody to explore a possible relationship between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. The parody would use the previous relationship to put Vivid’s spin on what motivations Kanye could have had to create such a spectacle at the VMA’s. Regardless, the sheer star power involved in this media battle would almost certainly create an instant top porn parody seller. I cannot wait to hear who gets casted as both Kanye and Taylor.

Alice in Wonderland Porn Parody

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I hope you’re ready to explore this rabbit’s hole. Cal Vista and director Erica McLean bring us a purely sexual twist on Lewis Carrol’s Alice in Wonderland apply named, Alice.

Our doe eyed blonde heroine is played by none other than one of the Adult Industry’s reigning adorable blondes, Sunny Lane. Sunny’s vibrant personality and irresistible girl next door smile made her a perfect candidate for the role of Alice. Not to mention the way her smooth, milky thighs look when that Victorian blue dress gets lifted for a proper inspection. Who would be inspecting such an innocent looking girl’s private places you ask?

The Mad Hatter of course! Played by Evan Stone, the Hatter’s hat isn’t the only over-sized object waiting for Alice’s return. This bad Mad Hatter wants the piece of Alice’s prime 19 year old ass that he missed during her first adventure in Wonderland. Alice, being the fantasy adventure queen herself, bends over the unbirthday table and let’s him have his fill. A very merry unbirthday to you indeed Mr. Stone.

The allure of this Alice in Wonderland porn parody is the way its shot. In what feels like a mix between “Oz” and “Through the Looking Glass”, the characters don over the top costumes and dramatic make-up in a mix of artistically color washed scenes. The choice of color in this porn video definitely creates a feeling of being immersed by a fantastical, sexual world. Mix professional creativity with stellar performances by porn stars such as Sunny Lane, Evan Stone, April Flores, and many more, and you have one gorgeous sexual romp.

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The Twilight Zone Porn Parody

Director Paul Thomas constructed a parody of The Twilight Zone that rivals the original. Set in a distant era of cocktails with lunch, and gender-specific roles, biblical virtue found itself being challenged by a couple of new neighbors, whose penchant for earthy carnal pleasures dominate the archaic and self-suppressing morals practiced by the rest of the town. In a quest to uncover the mystery behind the new family, known as The Stones, Kimberly Kane finds herself drawn in and seduced by the enticing and mystifying lifestyle known as swinging.

There are several components that go in to making a truly fantastic and well done movie. Aside from having a stellar cast, once must have inspiration, an imagination, and the ability to create a seemingly real life series of moments from a false reality. But when it comes to legendary adult film director, Paul Thomas, not only are each one of those elements fully present in every piece of work that he creates, but the way in which he manifests his concepts and ideals in to a visually striking and ethereally erotic piece of art is what sets him well apart from all the rest.

The Twilight Zone Porn Parody, which is available now on DVD, is Paul Thomas’ first title to be distributed by LFP Video. “This is a very different type of parody film for us,” said director of operations for LFP Video, Rob Smith. “Hustler is very excited to be working with the eminent director, Paul Thomas, on this project, and we know that The Twilight Zone Porn Parody will be wildly successfully. I can’t wait to see what PT has up his sleeves next.”

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Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail

Is there a record for “Fastest Current Event Adult Parody”?

If not, AVN may want to bring it up as a new yearly award idea. Hustler has wasted no time, and possibly been the first studio to shoot a film by going back in time via DeLorean, in parodying the most recent of Lindsay Lohan‘s social tragedies.

Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California for violating her parole. The very same prison that once housed her fellow female rebel starlet, Paris Hilton. Due to gross overcrowding in the Los Angeles jail system, Lohan may only actually serve closer to two weeks. L.A. County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore has commented that nonviolent prisoners only do about 25 percent of their sentence. Good behavior by Lindsay Lohan has dropped her sentence down from 90 to 51 days, and the extra 25 percent would be knocked off from there.

“The hardcore parody, titled Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail, has hit the internet less than 24 hours after Lohan started her sentence for violating her probation. Porn starlet and Lohan look alike Scarlett Fay plays a crying, bitchy Lindsay as she is sentenced in court before starting her stretch behind bars. She does her best to persuade the male judge to let her off lightly – but he still sends her to prison. The spoof Lohan also uses her charms to get on the good side of the female prison officer.” - MonstersAndCritics.com

In an interesting twist of legal and medical events, Lohan has been receiving her legitimate prescription for Adderall while behind bars. Considering her parole violation was drug related, it’s confusing why an amphetamine would be given freely to a young lady who is on her way to a rehab clinic upon her release from jail.

“Adderall – The combination of dextroamphetamine and amphetamine can be habit-forming. Do not take a larger dose, take the medication more often, or take it for a longer time than prescribed by your doctor. If you take too much dextroamphetamine and amphetamine, you may find that the medication no longer controls your symptoms, you may feel a need to take large amounts of the medication, and you may experience symptoms such as rash, difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep, irritability, hyperactivity, and unusual changes in your personality or behavior. Overusing dextroamphetamine and amphetamine may also cause sudden death or serious heart problems such as heart attack or stroke.” - Pub Med Health, US Government

Adderall may be a sanctioned FDA drug in use for treating ADHD, but it should not be taken lightly. Adderall has been reported to have “speed” like effects by users. College campuses around the nation have been inundated with underground sales of the drug to students. Students use Adderall to stay awake for long periods of time to finish course work.

Despite Lindsay Lohan‘s current brush with the law, she is still scheduled to shoot Matthew Wilder’s “Inferno“, the story of classic adult film actress Linda Lovelace.

GLEE XXX – When Naked Isn’t Enough…Sing!

Hustler has done it! As if parodies weren’t already the newest thing in the Adult realm for pulling cross-over exposure from mainstream titles, now we have a whole new frontier of porn. Musical Porn!!!

Now there is raunchy sex even for the die hard sing show fan. On July 6th, Hustler will release This Ain’t Glee XXX. The song bird sex film stars none other than Andy San Dimas as Rachel, a conservative looking hornball alto, and also packs in McKenzee Miles, Alexa Nicole, and Tara Lynn Fox wearing some very skimpy cheerleader uniforms.

Now if you haven’t seen the original, Glee is a musical comedy-drama television series. It focuses on a high school show choir, called a Glee Club, “New Directions”, at the fictional William McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio. First concieved as a film, Glee aims to maintain a balance between show tunes and chart hits. This Ain’t Glee XXX does much the same, but aims to maintain a balance between show tunes and hot tits.

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Batman XXX Porn Parody – Trailer Release

You may remember our original posting on Vivid’s Batman Porn Parody from a little while back. Originally, Nick Manning was slated as the caped crusader, but it seems some changes have taken place since then.

Director Axel Braun (This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX, This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX) chose comeback performer Dale DaBone to play Adam West’s version of Batman. From this trailer and early reports, this may be the Adult Performance of the year. Dale DaBone not only remarkably resembles Adam West in the original 1960′s pattern Bat Suit, but his mannerisms and delivery are spot on as well.

“It was so important that the costumes were right and that the casting was right. I could not just replace people,” Axel Braun told Comic Book Resources. “I found the original fabrics used, I found the original patterns used, I found the people who made the costumes and the cowl… it’s like, there’s a lot of effort that went into this.”

Axel spared no effort in rounding out the rest of this star-spangled cast. James Deen plays Batman’s trusty sidekick, Robin, and sultry seductress Tori Black scratches her sex kitten claws into the role of Catwoman. Wait, there’s more! Batman just wouldn’t be the same without his fun-loving female counter-part, Bat Girl, played by the beautiful Lexi Belle. Not to mention the cackling evil duo of The Riddler and The Joker, played by Evan Stone and Randy Spears. Rumor also has it that the legendary Ron Jeremy may have a cameo as the Penguin in “Batman XXX“.

This is building up to possibly be Axel Braun’s most impressive parody to date.

Jesse James & Sandra Bullock Porn Parody Script Leaked

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Porn Script

A major leak has been acquired by TMZ on the upcoming Jesse James / Sandra Bullock porn spoof. Usually things like this turn out to just be spoiler hype marketing, but this time we’ve got some meat.

In a seemingly exclusive leak from Hustler to TMZ, the script for the fresh new sex scandal spoof has hit the internet. Even Jesse James’ pooch Cinnabun has a role in the new porn parody. Obviously, no bestiality involved.

Without spoiling too much of the concise 9 page read, Jesse isn’t the only one who gets his share of pleasure. The bike building bad boy may have got down with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, but Sandra Bullock gets to have her revenge as well in this film.

I have to admit, this may be the first Sandra Bullock film I actually want to see!

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie Finally Make Their Way Into Porn!

Well, at least by the striking use of doubles.

With the release of the new book “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie”, we were informed of a secret meeting that took place at an abandoned Hollywood restaurant just after Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s divorce. The meeting was between Jennifer and Angelina Jolie.

The account made by the book describes this meeting as a heated altercation between the two silver screen mega-stars, and explains why event organizers have gone out of their way to keep them far apart. Of course, such a tense meeting of incomparable beauty inevitably raises a sexual situation within the imagination.

Both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will be portrayed in a new Porn Parody from Hustler. Cashing in on the frisky fight, Hustler will be pitting two look-alikes against each other on the red carpet. This fight reportedly ends without clothes and much more friendly than their secret Hollywood meeting. Fans of these gorgeous celebs will finally be given a visual representation of hot, raunchy runway sex between Jennifer and Angelina. Will we see a little of Brad Pitt’s character in this new Porn Parody? Hopefully Hustler will spill the beans soon.

Get Smartass Is a Wrap!

Get Smartass Is a Wrap!

(Beverly Hills, CA) HUSTLER Video is thrilled to announce the wrap of Get Smartass. This porn parody of the classic comedic television series Get Smart shows off those sexy secret agents getting it on hot and heavy like you always knew they could. KUNTROL learns that the evil organization PENIS has discovered the true identities of its agents and has sent out a team of crack seductresses to neutralize them. You will see how Maxwell Smartass and Agent 69 turn the heat on to regain control of a sexually intense situation.

â€œWe always like to work on something comedic, and this show was such an obvious target for parody,â€ says director Stuart Canterbury. â€œWe were able to build sets which matched the look of the original, and the girls could really get into the parts as evil seductresses. It is full of hot sex, but it keeps you laughing; we laughed when we made it.â€

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