Have you ever found yourself watching porn and hear one of the stars say something so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh hysterically? Well I found a bunch of those quotes that just make you go, “Wait, what did they just say?!” Then we took those quotes and put them on very stoic looking images of the stars that said them. Hilarity ensued.

Tori Black quote

This is Tori Black. She said this great line whilst holding two dicks against her face. The look of struggle on her face just fits the quote so perfectly.

Asa Akira quote

Asa Akira is one of my all time favorite porn stars. One reason is because I love Asian girls. But also because she says things like this. Seriously, can you imagine  hooking up with a girl and her saying this?! I don’t even think I’d be able to finish. I’d just stand there laughing in shock.

Christy Mack quote

When I heard this one, I think I sat just staring at the screen with my mouth open for a good 5 minutes. It’s just so absurd. If you want to hear it in its original context, check out Tattooed Anal Sluts.

James Deen quote

 James Deen looks like he could be doing a Calvin Klein ad in this pic. However, while Calvin Klein ads can be a little suggestive, they generally aren’t quite as blunt as James’ quote here.

Lexi Belle quote

So the porn industry sometimes uses fake cum. Come on, you didn’t really think some of those guys can blow loads that big, did you? It is a little odd, though, that Lexi Belle decided to ask specifically for the fake stuff in the middle of being banged. She could at least pretend it’s real… Oh and if you want to make your own, here are a couple of fake cum recipes.

Sasha Grey quote

Last is the always wonderful, yet incredibly vulgar, Sasha Grey. She just gets so aggressive sometimes. Which I guess is understandable since a lot of her time is spent being gangbanged. She’s looking very politician-like in this picture. I think more of our political leaders should throw quotes like this one into their speeches. I bet a lot more people would start paying attention to politics.

 

Katja Kassin

No. 1 – Katja Kassin (864 Movies): This sexy girl has worked her tail to on the bone more than anyone over the past several years and it’s easy to see why. The prototypical eastern European sex goddess, Katja’s got that powerful little build that suggests she may once have been a gymnast. She qualifies as a redhead or a brunette, she’s willing for a filling in any hole, she’s petite and apparently also quite sweet. A little lady with a cute kisser, puffy pussy and an oh-so-fuckably round, big ass, Katja’s a gape specialist who loves to taste the results. Check her out in movies from…like, virtually every studio imaginable.

That’s all for now, loyal reader. Come look at another fun and exciting top 10 list some time in the distant future when we feel like writing it…and be sure to check back often in the meantime for other porny propaganda that just might lead you to some super hot shit you didn’t even know you wanted to see.

Happy whacking to you and yours.

Sandra Romain

Our top 10 Most Prolific Porn Stars on HotMovies.com list ups the exotic factor with the induction of Sandra Romain.

No. 3 – Sandra Romain (744 scenes): The first European on our countdown, but not the last. Hint, hint at the top spot slot: It’s her fellow traveler and sister in crime…. Anyway, let’s just say Sandra Romain has known what it takes to please a man for years and she romains (sorry) a go-to girl for porn shooters the world over to this very day. There might be a little Kelly Wells-style cray cray in there, or there might not. What we do see for sure is a definite willingness to go the extra mile on set. She’s a brunette endurance specialist who started in eastern Europe and rode her nasty streak and work ethic — and a shitload of cocks — to global stardom.

Aurora Snow

No. 5 – Aurora Snow (687 scenes): This naughty little minx began her career more than  a decade ago and she’s still going strong, closing in on 700 HotMovies scenes. She’s lithe and lean and pretty and she’s still capable of shooting “teen” content today. (Did we ruin the fantasy by admitting 30-year old women are often cast as teens? So sorry, buddy.) Continuing the theme of the day, did we also mention that she likes to do super dirty things? Most straight men fantasize about having two girls at the same time. Aurora Snow may be at her best when fulfilling this fantasy. Check out this classic scene (also starring the incomparable Belladonna) to see what we mean.

Missy Monroe

Our Most Prolific Female Porn Star Countdown continues today with induction of blonde bombshell, Missy Monroe. Of our 55,000 porn stars featured on HotMovies.com, we’ve narrowed it down to the 10 ladies who appear in the most films with an awe-inspiring sexual output making life more enjoyable for all you smut gluttons out there.

No. 6 – Missy Monroe (674 scenes): You don’t see her at porn shows and you don’t hear many producers talking her up but Missy Monroe is HOT and all she does is work. Platinum blonde, cute face, 34 DD perfect titties and we’re pretty damn sure they’re real! Every scene a spicy winner. She really looks like she enjoys even some of the dirtiest sexual acts allowable by law and that is a quality not to be underestimated. Check our unrivaled collection of Missy Monroe scenes to see what we’re talking about.

Kat - porn star at HotMovies

We continue our countdown of the most prolific female porn stars at HotMovies.com with mini vixen Kat. Making an impressive #8 debut on our Most Prolific Porn Stars at HotMovies.com List with over 640 scene appearances! Wow. That’s a whole lotta fuckin’ for such a petite lil’ thang.

No. 8 – Kat (644 scenes): Oh, Kat. How can the others keep up? For a while there, it was virtually impossible to click through to a raunchy new movie without discovering another crazy scene starring this miniature pooper trooper. She sports a definitive “girl next door” look including tiny tits, a cute face rarely marred by too much makeup and, for goodness sake, even braces. After several years in the business, Kat still doesn’t look a day over 19 and it doesn’t hurt a bit that she’s got one of the stretchiest assholes around. No doubt, this girl will be fulfilling perverted fantasies for years to come.

Sativa Rose

We continue our countdown of the most prolific female porn stars at HotMovies.com with the steamy Sativa Rose. Making it into the top 10 list of most movies at HM is no small feat considering we feature over 50,000 porn stars!

No. 9 – Sativa Rose (642 scenes): We’ll continue our countdown today with a relatively good girl gone bad, a theme that will end as soon as it starts. SPOILER ALERT!!! The rest of this list will be comprised of “ladies” who never seemed to have standards of any kind. Yet this classic Latina beauty used to swear she’d never do an anal scene. Can you believe it?

At first, Ms. Rose was all about the incredibly sexy things she could do with her plus-sized lips and the majestic fuckability of her nether “rose.” That all ended rather abruptly and these days, Sativa can be happily seen taking fat cocks in every hole. Her ambition and related loss of whatever moral compass she had previously maintained has clearly served her well. She made the list! (And lots more money, to be sure.) Check out this epic scene from Butt Licking Anal Whores 5 to see just how much she’s willing to compromise these days.

Trina Michaels

Believe it or not, for the most part working in porn is much like working a “normal” job. Sure, you’re allowed to view NSFW content at your desk and you’re constantly surrounded by tits and ass and big schlongs, but you’re still expected to work hard to make money. This goes for everyone: The webmasters, the producers, and most especially, the stars.

Sure, being a porn star has undeniable moments of glamour and decadence. Red carpets and awards, traveling and seeing the world, entertaining fans at shows, drinking mai tais on the beach while topless, and checking out legendary spots like Berlin’s Kit Kat Club are some examples of bucket list items you might experience. But when it’s time to pay the bills, you get your test and your enema, you break out the lube and prepare for a serious rogering. At least if you want to be one of the girls who works and works and works.

Yes, the girls that work the most are a dirty bunch. You’ve got to really love some crazy sex. There’s going to be anal, certainly. Maybe some double anal. ATMs are par for the course and you’ll always be expected to give a serious BJ, balls deep and tongue active. Squirting is ALWAYS a plus. Throw in some good ball sucking skills and/or an affinity for rimming, and you’re ready for your close-up!

And then…lucky you, HotMovies viewer! Because when they shoot ’em, we get ’em. And over the next two weeks, we celebrate ’em. So, let’s take a little looksee at the most visible girls in porn today, the top 10 busiest (and in many cases, most lascivious) starlets on HotMovies.com. Up first, number 10:

No. 10 – Trina Michaels (642 scenes): Let’s start our countdown with a busty blonde who does it all. Yes, calling all boob men with a passion for hardcore pleasures, because here’s your queen. Anal? Of course. ATM? Take it to the bank. Analingus? You bet your ass. Squirting? Break out your rain jackets. But above all, there may be no girl in porn who loves a big black cock deep in her asshole more than Trina Michaels. Check out this or this if you want proof. Yessir, if blacks on blondes is your thing, look no further.

Porn stars, as the old thinking goes, are people who either couldn’t cut it in the mainstream entertainment industry, or people who were at best marginal in society. Those of us in the industry know that this is bunk. The fact is that now, more than ever before, some of the best actors in porn are crossing over into mainstream entertainment.

In the bad old days, a stigma was placed on people who performed in adult entertainment. In the 21st Century, a world were people have apparently awakened to the fact that sex is a normal part of life, actors of all stripes are judged on the only thing that matters in show business, their talent. A recent article by a mainstream news organization, Policymic, shows how actors like Sasha Grey, Katie Morgan, and Ron Jeremy demonstrate that the American public has come to accept porn stars for their talent and charisma, and not to judge them for doing something that is a natural part of life.

Check out this profile on Sasha Grey from the article (and her profile on Hotmovies.com):

“Marina Ann Hantzis started her adult film career soon after turning 18, circa 2006. After debuting with legendary director and performer Rocco Siffredi, Sasha made a name for herself in the industry and was soon featured by popular magazines and television programs, such as the Tyra Banks Show. Sasha then played herself during several seasons of the popular HBO show Entourage and is set to star in her second mainstream film The Girl From the Naked Eye.”

The fact is that Grey easily crossed over into the public eye without so much as a blink, and rightfully so. She has charm, great looks, and an ease that makes people comfortable. Those are things that the public expects out of their icons.

And we don’t even need to discuss Ron Jeremy in great detail. “The Hedgehog” has created a brand that is the envy of marketing executives everywhere. Jeremy proves, almost single-handedly for a period of time, that porn stars can capture the public’s imagination with a blend of self-deprecating charm and overwhelming personality.

As this crossover continues, it wouldn’t surprise us to see more stars crossover from the adult world to the mainstream. They have the skills. Now they also have a society that accepts them openly.

Sunny Leone Bigg BossIf you are looking for hot porn star news to base your features on in the near future, you’re going to have to broaden your horizons toward the far east. Sunny Leone, the gorgeous director and star of SunLust Pictures, is now starring in India’s version of the Big Brother reality TV series, Bigg Boss.

Sunny Leone was born in Canada, but is of Punjabi descent. This explains why she has stated that money was not the deciding factor in working on Bigg Boss, but rather her personal obsession with the show. “I’m really excited to be a part of it. I think I’d look great cooking… and doing the house chores in pencil heels and sexy clothes that I’m comfortable in,” Sunny stated to the Hindustan Times just before officially becoming a star of Bigg Boss. Just as American reality TV shows rely on creating controversy through casting, Bigg Boss has taken a giant leap by working with a known porn star.

India is not what you would call an overly accepting sexual culture. With strict rules surrounding pornography both on and offline, Bigg Boss is sure to receive just as much cultural adversity as it does increased ratings. Although, porn fans are also much more loyal within India due to the risks in viewing such materials. Sunny Leone may have a real personal investment in working with Bigg Boss, but she does stand to gain by starring on a major television show within India. This trend should trickle across the ocean to the US, considering both SunLust Pictures and the vast majority of Sunny Leone videos live on American servers.