Today is Presidents’ Day and even though I’ve never really cared to celebrate or even really observe this Holiday. I did discover an interesting fact about our 14th President Franklin Pierce. Apparently he was arrested because he ran over an old lady, the charges were later dropped but that’s pretty bad ass if you ask me.

Well Folks, it’s officially official that Barack Obama is our 44th President and I couldn’t be happier. Of course we have to celebrate this monumental occasion and obviously we’re going to do that with porn. ‘Lots and ‘lots of porn!

Obama is the product of an interracial marriage, so we’re going to focus on interracial porn.

Enjoy my fellow Americans:

Bush, in one of his last attempts at trying to be God, has declared this Sunday January 18, 2008 National ‘Sanctity of Human Life Day.’ Great.

“All human life is a gift from our creator that is sacred, unique and worthy of protection. On National Sanctity of Human Life Day, our country recognizes that each person, including every person waiting to be born, has a special place and purpose in this world,” says soon to be ex President Bush.

He’s dumb, but to fulfill my duty as an American, here is me recognizing that human life is great.

Enjoy some Prego Porn:

O’s For Obama Site Launches
Orgasmic Energy Directed Towards Political Transcendence

(San Francisco, CA) – When it comes to showing his support for Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama, San Francisco-based Certified Somatic Sexologist Destin Gerek has taken a unique approach – he’s harnessing the power of the orgasm. Gerek, a growing internet icon who embraces technology, spirituality, and sex, believes the time is right for this kind of change and that Senator Obama is the perfect man for the job.

Destin has created the O’s for Obama campaign, a web driven movement based on his sexual philosophy. The O’s for Obama campaign is a two-part series of events located in San Francisco, California, and streamed globally to the online community. Gerek plans to guide participants into a group energetic “breath-gasm” that will happen simultaneously around the world, using breath, sound, and movement to access their erotic energy, raise its vibration, and circulate it throughout their entire bodies. The first event is scheduled to take place at the world-renowned nightclub, 1015 Folsom.

“It’s definitely a one-of-a-kind Obama rally as only San Francisco could produce,” the erotic rockstar promises. “We are throwing in everything from top-notch DJs to all-night dancing, from sensual & political performances to an O’s for Obama guided breath-gasm. If you care about the future of this country and this planet you won’t want to miss this!”

“This is about more than Obama becoming the next president of the United States,” Gerek explains. “On his website Barack Obama assures us that he is asking us to believe not just in his ability to bring about real change in Washington but ours. I agree with him. This is our time to create change.
This is our time to create the world that we want to be living in. Barack Obama is a piece of the puzzle. WE are the rest of the puzzle. Change is coming, so let’s come together.”

Alright, you heard the man. Go orgasm to the thought of Barack Obama [I already have! I couldn’t help myself, he’s so sexy]

If you need a little help getting the juices flowin’ here ya go [thank me later]:

Yeah, I’d probably make the best damn President this Country has ever seen. That’s no lie.

Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is the All Time King and Class Clown of pornography. Having stared in over 1,800 films AVN Magazine named him #1 among the “100 Top Porn Stars of All Time” and he wants to be your MySpace friend.

HotMovies is located in Philly, so we obviously have a special place in our hearts for Rocky (no matter how bad or good for that matter you may think the movies are).

Dumbya gives out congradulatory ass slaps to all of the American athletes competing in China. Here’s him working up the courage to approach:

Source: Dead Spin