For some reason when a celebrity sex tape leaks, everyone goes nuts about it. I don’t know why. I mean, if you want to watch people have sex, porn is very easily accessible. Look, here’s some now. And generally the sex in these homemade tapes isn’t even that great. It’s boring, dull, and usually pretty terrible quality. But for some reason, it’s great when it happens. I suppose it’s because we expect porn stars to come out with movies, while celebrities are not generally thought about in that way. Whatever the reason, we love when it happens. So here’s a list of the 5 celebrities I wish would make a sex tape.
5. Olivia Munn
Olivia Munn is a nerd’s dream girl. She’s the girl next door. I mean, she hosted a show on a network primarily about video games. And now, in her role in The Newsroom, she plays the awkward girl who’s always struggling to do well in relationships. Yet for as awkward as she is, she’s still insanely hot. Olivia Munn is the perfect mix of down to earth but still a babe. I doubt that she’d ever consider doing a sex tape, but that doesn’t stop me from wishing for it.
4. Kim Kardashian
Yes, I know Kim Kardashian already made a sex tape with Ray J. So what? I want another one. Look at her butt. Just look at it. Is it too much to ask for a video of Kanye plowing her from behind rapping the lyrics to “I Am a God” the entire time? I really don’t think it is.
3. Emma Watson
Emma Watson has gone from dorky little girl playing Hermione Granger to smoking hot in new roles like the one she has in The Bling Ring. She’s in the same realm as Olivia Munn to me. Sure she’s incredibly attractive, but guys think they’d still have a chance with her because she seems like a cool, normal girl. Me, on the other hand, well I’ll just settle for a sex tape. And hell, while we’re at it, why don’t we make it Harry Potter themed.
2. Sofia Vergara
I’ve never seen Modern Family. I only really know two things about the show and that’s that Ed O’Neill and Sofia Vergara are in it. However, I do know that Sofia Vergara is ridiculously good looking considering the fact that she’s 41-years-old. I’m not sure why she would ever desire making a sex tape, but I guess sometime miracles do occur. And this would certainly fall into the miracle department.
1. Scarlett Johansson
Remember when those ScarJo nude cell phone pics leaked? If not, here they are. Well, that was great and all, but imagine how much better it would be if it was a video of her having sex instead. It would be at least a billion times better! You can give me all the porn in the world, but none of it would top getting to see Scarlett Johansson getting laid in real life.