For some reason when a celebrity sex tape leaks, everyone goes nuts about it. I don’t know why. I mean, if you want to watch people have sex, porn is very easily accessible. Look, here’s some now. And generally the sex in these homemade tapes isn’t even that great. It’s boring, dull, and usually pretty terrible quality. But for some reason, it’s great when it happens. I suppose it’s because we expect porn stars to come out with movies, while celebrities are not generally thought about in that way. Whatever the reason, we love when it happens. So here’s a list of the 5 celebrities I wish would make a sex tape.

5.  Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn is a nerd’s dream girl. She’s the girl next door. I mean, she hosted a show on a network primarily about video games. And now, in her role in The Newsroomshe plays the awkward girl who’s always struggling to do well in relationships. Yet for as awkward as she is, she’s still insanely hot. Olivia Munn is the perfect mix of down to earth but still a babe. I doubt that she’d ever consider doing a sex tape, but that doesn’t stop me from wishing for it.

4.  Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Yes, I know Kim Kardashian already made a sex tape with Ray J. So what? I want another one. Look at her butt. Just look at it. Is it too much to ask for a video of Kanye plowing her from behind rapping the lyrics to “I Am a God” the entire time? I really don’t think it is.

3.  Emma Watson

Emma Watson

Emma Watson has gone from dorky little girl playing Hermione Granger to smoking hot in new roles like the one she has in The Bling Ring. She’s in the same realm as Olivia Munn to me. Sure she’s incredibly attractive, but guys think they’d still have a chance with her because she seems like a cool, normal girl. Me, on the other hand, well I’ll just settle for a sex tape. And hell, while we’re at it, why don’t we make it Harry Potter themed.

2.  Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara

I’ve never seen Modern Family. I only really know two things about the show and that’s that Ed O’Neill and Sofia Vergara are in it. However, I do know that Sofia Vergara is ridiculously good looking considering the fact that she’s 41-years-old. I’m not sure why she would ever desire making a sex tape, but I guess sometime miracles do occur. And this would certainly fall into the miracle department.

1.  Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

Remember when those ScarJo nude cell phone pics leaked? If not, here they are. Well, that was great and all, but imagine how much better it would be if it was a video of her having sex instead. It would be at least a billion times better! You can give me all the porn in the world, but none of it would top getting to see Scarlett Johansson getting laid in real life.

Does the name Tami Erin ring a bell? She was the girl who played Pippi Longstocking in the 1988 film The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking. But you may have heard Tami’s name in the news more recently. That’s because Tami Erin just released a sex tape.

Child stars oftentimes go on to have interesting lives after their young fame. Macaulay Culkin, for instance, went on from the Home Alone series to become a drug addict. However, it’s unusual that we hear of the child stars growing up and doing a sex tape. Yet here we are.

Tami Erin sex tape box cover

I’m slightly confused as to why a sex tape that she never intended for other people to see has footage of herself drinking in a hot tub at the beginning. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe Tami just enjoys drinking mimosas by herself in a hot tub and spilling her drunken thoughts into a camera. We all have our vices.

After the hot tub intro, the footage quickly jumps to Tami walking around a bedroom in lingerie with  yet another drink in hand. This woman knows how to party clearly. I guess if nothing else, she can at least just blame this whole thing on being wasted. She’s also looking pretty good for 39.

After the mildly amusing intro, the video goes into full porn mode. For an amateur porn video, it’s actually very impressive. I don’t know what Tami Erin’s thoughts are on continuing a career in porn, but she should definitely consider it. Between her past stardom and her current looks, I think she could have a pretty successful venture in the MILF world.

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Have you heard? Actress Alyssa Milano released a sex tape! If you’re like me, then that sentence probably got you pretty excited. However, prepare to be disappointed. The “sex tape” is actually a spoof done for comedy site Funny or Die.

The video stars Milano with a typical stud looking guy. But right when they’re about to get it on, the camera is kicked and focuses on a television news broadcast about the current conflict in Syria. How disappointing. As much I care about what’s going on in Syria, and although I wholeheartedly promote people keeping up with current events, this is just not cool Alyssa!

I really want to know the actresses’ motivation behind this video. Is it poking fun at the fascination we have with celebrity status in today’s world? Or is it using sex as a tool to promote awareness of the problems going on in Syria? If it’s either of those two things then I don’t really have a problem with it. While I’d rather see her in an actual sex tape, this video would still be rather amusing.

However, if this video is simply mocking sex tapes or just using Syria to gain viewership for Alyssa Milano’s personal gain then I have an issue with the whole thing. Because let’s be real. Alyssa Milano hasn’t been relevant in probably 7 years now. So to make a video poking fun at stars and celebrities who use sex tapes as a way to gain fame is rather ironic. She’s doing the same thing. Milano’s career is not where it used to be. So to gain back some sort of relevance she makes a video like this. It’s just one way of crying out for attention as a last grasp at stardom. Which is no different than what someone like Paris Hilton did when she made a sex tape. Just let your careers die in peace and move on!

So Alyssa, I hope that you just made this video because you were bored and had nothing better to do in your spare time. In which case, this is a decent attempt at humor. However, it’s pretty uncool to try and promote your political ideals or rehash your fame through a Funny or Die video.

We all know politicians can be a pervy bunch. From Anthony Weiner’s sexting scandal to JFK being a flat out player back in the day, sex has been a huge part of politics. So I thought to myself, what better way to celebrate our political leaders than by imagining which ones would make the best sex tapes? Keep in mind this is only going to include US politicians, as the rest of the world has some absolute bombshells that would make this competition completely unfair.

10.  Paul Ryan

paul ryanPaul Ryan, Wisconsin Rep and VP selection under the Romney campaign, starts our list off at number 10. Ryan is a clear bro. He works out and looks like 90% of the guys you’re going to find at the gym. This makes him a solid choice for our list.

 

 

 

9.  Chris Christie

chris christieComing in at number 9 is the governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. The man just flat out looks like he’s from north Jersey. What I’m picturing for Mr. Christie is some sort of spoof where he’s the boss of a mob family. Like if Fat Tony from The Simpsons did porn.

 

 

 

 

8.  Barack Obama

No list of top US politicians would be complete without the President himself. However, for this sex tape, we’re going tobarack obama need a time machine. I don’t want to see current day, boring Obama nailing some chick. What I want is the cool, hip Barack that had a mini fro and got high.

 

 

 

 

 

7.  Hillary Clinton

hillary clintonTo be honest, I’m kind of scared of Hillary. When she’s angry it’s as if she’s staring straight into your soul. That’s why she would be absolutely perfect for a BDSM video.

 

 

 

 

6.  Jesse Ventura/Arnold Schwarzenegger

At number 6 on the list we find our first pairing. These two former governors have worked together before. In 1987, theyarnold schwarzenegger jesse ventura found themselves all hot and steamy fighting off the Predator. So why not bring these two beefcakes back for more with Predator: Jungle Sex Party? I think it has a nice ring to it.

 

 

 

5.  Bill Clinton

bill clintonFormer President, Bill Clinton, has seen his fair share of scandal. So why not add a little more for us Bill? This silver fox adds just the right amount of smoothness to our list at number 5. Break out the saxophone and massage oils, and give the people something fresh.

 

 

 

 

 

4.  Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann

Our first female combo features a couple of Republican ladies. I think it’s safe to say that both of these women have a bit palin bachmannof crazy in them and would make for an entertaining show regardless of your political views. If you take a look at the picture you’ll see that Bachmann’s hand is getting started in the right direction. Who knows? Maybe they already have some freaky Tea Party origies going on behind closed doors.

 

 

3.  Kristi Noem

kristi noemKristi Noem is an American woman if there ever was one. This Republican Rep from South Dakota lives on a ranch and enjoys hunting in her spare time. She likes to drive fast and has no time for rules. But the real reason she made it to number 3 on our list is because she is without a doubt the most attractive female in US politics today. Keep making your country proud Ms. Noem!

 

 

2.  Aaron Schock

For the same reasons that Paul Ryan made the list at 10, we see Aaron Schock at 2. However, Schock has gone above andaaron schock beyond, blowing Ryan’s body out of the water. This man is in peak physical shape and has the perfect body to get caught on tape to be America’s new favorite sex scandal. Maybe him and Kristi Noem can meet up and give us a two for one deal.

 

 

 

 

1.  John F. Kennedy

john f kennedyAt last, we have reached the end. Up to this point I’ve kept it rather recent history. However, for number 1 I had to make an exception and name JFK tops on our list of the politicians we’d most like to see do a sex tape. The man was rumored to have numerous affairs, including one withe one of the biggest sex symbols of all time, Marilyn Monroe.

 

 

 

 

 

Erica Langston, star of “The Bad Girls Club“, has reportedly sold one of her two shopped celebrity sex tapes to Vivid Entertainment.

Celebrity sex tape aficionado Steven Hirsch has struck again with this purchase. The Bad Girls Club is a reality television program that has been on the Oxygen Network since December 2006. The show was created by Jonathan Murray and is produced by Bunim/Murray Productions (the same company that produces the reality series The Real World). The show’s premise follows seven women with a number of personal, behavioral, and psychological problems — deemed “bad girls” — as they live together for four months. Cameras record their relationships and their attempts to accomplish specific goals.

Erica Langston was recently a contestant on Season 5 of “The Bad Girls Club” in Miami, Florida. She made it all the way both on the show, and on video with her boyfriend. Two reported sex tapes have been shopped around by this blonde reality TV bombshell. One, involving Erica, Erica’s boyfriend Adrian, and a third undisclosed participant, failed to receive an offer due to the third party requesting too much money. The second celebrity sex tape is a simple erotic event between just Erica and her boy toy. So simple in fact, that it made getting paid a six figure sum look pretty easy.

The Erica Langston sex tape is set to be released just in time for Christmas 2010.

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Please, hold your applause.

Can I have a moment of silence for Devon James‘ reputation?

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Ok, that’s plenty.

If you would please refer to my previous post, HERE, you can see that I called Devon James out over 2 full weeks ago when her claims of having a Tiger Woods Sex Tape first arose. When a woman’s own mother feels the need to make a statement about her daughter being a bold faced liar, there is something amiss.

Devon James not only lied about having a Tiger Woods sex tape starring none other than Tiger Woods himself on top of her, she paid for and produced the damn thing. Now that’s dirty.

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Teneal Goyco said Devon James, 29, duped him by claiming it was her fantasy to bed the sports star.

He said that for £600, he agreed to dress as Tiger and let her husband film them romping at a hotel.

But amateur boxer Teneal, 29, said he thought the film would be for private use. He said: “I just thought I was fulfilling this woman’s fantasy.” James claims the film shows her and Tiger in 2008 and has been selling it online.” – The Sun

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Ovadia, who became Goyson’s legal counsel on Tuesday, told RadarOnline.com Tuesday night: “We’re still investigating the matter to see if there was any misrepresentation.” She promised Goyson would “take every legal avenue available” against Devon and Nick “if in fact there has been a misrepresentation by the parties”. Claims of Tiger’s sex tape fake made front page news after RadarOnline.com revealed Goyco had come forward to claim he was a paid ringer to romp on camera with James.

Devon James, who is peddling a purported “real” sex tape of her and Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively: “I literally have no clue who this person is. “What I can promise you though… is that my attorney will be crushing this.” Nick, who brokered the tape to a DVD production company for $350,000, said he would “not stop until it is known that he (Teneal) is a fraud” – RadarOnline.com

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I hope Tiger Woods is enjoying Devon’s media demise. After she tried to fake having his child, and is now selling fake sex tapes with his name on them, I would kick back with a Corona and a cigar laughing while her reputation burns to a crisp.

If you’re interested in giving this gaping liar your hard earned cash, the fake sex tape can be purchased on pre-order as of right now. Shipping is supposedly taking place on November 15th, that is if you trust her to not skip the country with your dollars in pocket.

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I think it may be official that Tiger Woods gets more shit than the President of the United States. The PGA superstar loses his marriage, almost gets beaten with a golf club, returns to one of the most up-tight professional sports as a known adulterous man hoe, and still becomes named to the Ryder Cup team to represent our country on the flowing green fairways. Now Tiger’s infamous mistresses are going for his jugular again, just when he seems to be putting his problems behind him.

Devon James is claiming to have an astonishing 62 minute “recording” of her sexual encounters with Tiger Woods. Apparently, she is so confident that her “recording” will be a hit, she is asking for a minimum of $392,900 for it. “We are flying to Los Angeles today to meet with Vivid about selling the tape. If they won’t get involved, we will self-release it. It’s going to be the bomb,” said Devon James on her Tiger Woods sex tape.

Now, let’s be realistic. Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, has refused to comment on the matter. Not only that, but Devon James‘ own mother has commented on her daughter’s untrustworthy history. “My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar. There was no relationship with Tiger Woods,” says Devon’s mother Sandra Brinling. Devon is also claiming that she was working with a Christian Charity project in Hawaii when she met Tiger Woods at the ripe age of 19. Don’t get me wrong, I have known plenty of porn stars in my time here that have had religious backgrounds. It’s just a hard pill to swallow that the same woman who worked at the Bunny Ranch and claimed to have had a child by Tiger Woods only to lose in court, would be participating in a Christian Charity project.

If this Tiger Woods Sex Tape turns out to be real, I promise to post a full retraction and apologize to Devon James for false speculation, but I don’t think I will have to do so. To reference another fake ass publicity stunt that happened recently, I think Devon James has a Tiger Woods Sex Tape like Jenna Jameson got smacked down by Tito Ortiz.

Laurence Fishburne Unhappy with Montana Sex Tape

It seems that our previous statements regarding Laurence Fishburne‘s approval of his 19 year old daughter, Montana Fishburne, deciding to make a hardcore porn film with Vivid Entertainment were correct. The spiritual leader of the human resistance against robotic artificial intelligence does nothing of the sort.

Montana has publicly stated that her father is angry with her decision, and that she has yet to speak to him about it. Why should she? At the ripe age of 19, Montana is considered an adult by our government and can make every decision any other citizen is given the freedom to. There has never been a 19 year old in the history of our race that has made an unintelligent decision concerning their future right? There’s no value in the advice of her wildly successful A-list celebrity movie star father right?

Montana rationalizes her decision to start her career in the Adult Industry by comparing her future to another celebrity sex tape star. “I view making this movie as an important first step in my career. I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me.”, she says. This is all well and good as an observance, but the facts are inconclusive as to what exactly made Kim Kardashian successful.

It is true that Kardashian’s sex tape did leak at the same time as her emergence upon the world came to be. Although, it was not the only thing that she was in the public eye for. Her sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J was supplemented with the beginning of her relationship with NFL star Reggie Bush. Not to mention Kim’s tabloid presence for being one of Paris Hilton’s favorite party partners. Besides Montana‘s last name being forever linked to her father’s timeless characters, she has relatively nothing to stand on. I think instead of trying to follow in Kim Kardashian’s shoes, she might have an easier time following someone like Amanda Bynes. Now if Amanda Bynes had a sex tape releasing, I wouldn’t have an extra hand to type.

Danielle Staub Sex Tape - "Raw"Philadelphia, PA – One housewife just got really real.

Though her native New Jersey is across the river, Philadelphia just became the new home for reality television star Danielle Staub’s celebrity sex tape. The amazing display of depravity that is Danielle Staub Raw first showed up today at 12:00 PM EST, available to the public exclusively on Philly-based www.HotMovies.com and HotMovies affiliate website www.dsraw.com

“We are thrilled to be able to bring this sex tape to the world” said James Cybert, HotMovies.com director of business development. “I am a huge fan of Danielle’s show and watching her get freaky on my site is like a dream come true. She’s always been the most controversial housewife and you can bet your foreclosed mansion that all of America will be talking about this MILF again.”

Staub stumbled upon national acclaim last year when cast in the fourth installment of Bravo’s Real Housewives series, The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The athletic mother of two girls quickly gained infamy for her antics both on the show and before. Yet even her alleged appearances as an escort, drug addict and felon in the 1995 book Cop Without a Badge can’t match the wicked perversion of the footage now showing on HotMovies.

It is obvious from this homespun horn fest that Danielle Staub truly enjoys sex. The amateur recording contains moments where passion overrides videography but Staub’s sexual prowess remains amazingly uninhibited and raw. Read the rest of this entry »

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Release Info

LOS ANGELES—Responding to the demand for the Kendra Exposed DVD, Vivid Entertainment has moved up the distribution date by one week to this Wednesday. The studio has also posted a much anticipated first glance of the outrageous, XXX Kendra Wilkinson sex tape on vivid.com today.

Kendra has a huge fan base, and we’ve been literally besieged with requests to release this movie sooner rather than later,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “So we are offering them a chance to see a really hot advance clip on our website site starting today, and we’ve advanced the date fans can purchase the full, uncensored movie. It will be available online through vivid.com or in stores across the country before the Memorial Day weekend.”

Kendra is the star of her own highly rated reality show, “Kendra” on the E! Television Network and before that was one of the stars of E!’s wildly successful “Girls Next Door.” Her completely explicit, athletically erotic sex tape was made before she married Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett, when she was just 18 and obviously enjoying her first starring role.

Vivid is moving ahead with the release of the film despite a legal attempt by Wilkinson to block its distribution. “As we said all along, we remain totally confident in our right to release the film,” Hirsch said, adding, “in fact, confident enough to move the date up a week.”

The movie will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint that is famous for featuring such high-profile celebrities as Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and most recently country singer Mindy McCready, as intimate and revealing as you will ever see them.