If you’ve ever watched the show you can understand how amazingly hilarious this is.

This realtor is all about the customer! She gives a tour, lets you know about any plumbing problems, and then she starts talking closing costs…starting with sucking your huge hard cock. Then she rides it until you don’t think you can take anymore! She’s a full service professional, always leaving the customer satisfied.

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She’s at it again folks, and they seem to get better and better each time.

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Cali is 19 with an incredible well-toned hard body. She is a former gymnast and has a slender young body. She has long dark hair with enticing eyes. She is caught on the way home from a practice and punished. She is tied in many tight positions and whipped. She is taught a painful lesson as clothespins grip her tender young nipples.

You’ll have to see the Free Gallery to find out what happens next to this bad, slutty gymnast.

“On a single day, if three males show up, she will mate with them,” “If eight or nine show up, she’ll mate with them too. A light went off and we realized, ‘These females are just mating with a ton of males!’ ” Lane said.

Apparently this type of squirrel is quite the slut and doesn’t give a fuck. She’ll even take part in inbreeding and fuck her brother or her dad, just as long as her baby daddy doesn’t find out- then she’ll really be screwed and he won’t help take care of the babies anymore.

Sounds like problems ‘lots of humans face every day.

Source: Canda.com.

“Women have not adapted to casual sex, according to a Durham University study.
More than half the women interviewed for the survey said they had negative feelings about one night stands”

I need to interject here before I continue with this Sex Survey- can I say DUH?! The average women on the street would tell you she wouldn’t prefer to have a one night stand and views them in a negative way, what’s the need in wasting thousands of dollars to come to that miraculous conclusion?

Ok, back to the story at hand:

1743 men and women that had experienced a one night stand were surveyed and asked to rate their positive and negative feelings the morning after a one night stand. The women’s feelings were much more negative than the men: 54% of women had positive feelings, compared to 80% of men.

The men also were more anxious to tell their friends about the experience, as opposed to the women not wanting to share for fear of ruining their reputation. Which makes perfect sense to me because women are catty and wait for the moment they can say something mean about another chick.

Source: Sunderlandecho