With Star Trek Into Darkness coming out just a few weeks ago (which if you haven’t seen it go do that immediately), I thought what better time to do a review of a Star Trek porn parody. Now these new movies are based off of the original series, but The Next Generation was always my favorite anyway. You just can’t beat Picard. So what I did was live-tweet my review.

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Ok, so I’m all done watching, and man, was that fricking awesome! The sets and graphics were surprisingly good, along with the plot. Oh, and yeah, the sex wasn’t so bad either. So what’d you guys think? What characters did you enjoy the most?

Diora Bairds is nude in Maxim Magazine because she’s going to be in the new Star Trek movie, and she’s playing an alien. Hopefully they don’t put too much makeup on her because from the looks of things- she definitely doesn’t need it.

I obviously couldn’t keep my eyes off the pictures of her and it got me to thinking that she looks a hell of a lot like porn star Aaralyn Barra.

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I’ve been watching Star Trek since I was really little and now that I’m older I can appreciate it in a different way. Captain Kirk likes to fuck mad green bitches and I know that mostly thanks to movies like these: