After being fed all of the true, juicy details in the Tiger Woods sex scandal, we were all ripe for this “rope-a-dope.”

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have now scaled back their physical and drug abuse claims in an effort to reach a reconciliation. “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in,” Jameson told TMZ.com. Although we’re all glad this turned out well for the couple’s adorable twins, the sensationalism has left us all wondering why it got this far in the first place.

Both Ortiz’s and Jameson’s lawyers have issued statements retracting the couples’ original claims. Ortiz’s lawyer now claims his client’s discovery of Jameson’s OxyContin was just a “big misunderstanding.” The drugs apparently were old, and Jameson did not relapse after all. Ronald Richards, Jameson’s lawyer, confirmed to E! News on Thursday that she never had any intention to press charges, despite being video taped telling the press she was going to do just that.

So, what did we learn from this? Throw out old drugs, always argue with your hands behind your back if you’re a UFC fighter, and lawyers are full of crap. Well, lesson learned.

Joslyn James comes to rescue Jenna JamesonThe newest queen of fame trolling finds another sports star to condemn for exposure.

In our last story, we learned that porn stars, UFC Fighters, and pain killers just don’t mix well. Now, the most media friendly Tiger tugger of them all has her two cents to add. Joslyn James has come forward to tell the world how she has witnessed Tito Ortiz being rough with Jenna.

“I saw three separate situations myself,” James told the Daily News. “They would be partying, and she wouldn’t do anything in particular to set him off.”

James and Jameson are friends, so the notion is a possibility.

Also, it seems Jameson’s father, Larry Massoli, continues to play the most cryptic role in this event. “The only thing Jenna was ever addicted to is her children,” said Massoli. As a former narcotics officer, Jameson’s father would have plenty of knowledge concerning addiction and how to spot it. Unfortunately, it’s impossible to tell where his moral lines are drawn in regards to protecting family.

Regardless, Tito Ortiz makes a very convincing camera “choke-up” during the snap press conference held with his lawyer. If it happens that he is guilty, this performance deserves an Oscar.

Tito Ortiz sheds tears over fight with Jenna JamesonPower couple UFC Fighter, Tito Ortiz and top Porn Star, Jenna Jameson, have run into a numbingly confusing situation.

Ortiz was arrested Monday at their home in Huntington Beach, California, for allegedly striking Jenna. After posting his $25,000 bail, Ortiz accused Jameson of renewing her past addiction to Oxycontin. “Jenna Jameson has been fighting an ugly battle with an addiction to Oxycontin for well over a year, and this morning, she had a relapse,” Ortiz’s attorney Chip Matthews said. “We’re here because Tito was trying to help her. Tito Ortiz never laid a hand on Jenna.”

As the story is being told from Ortiz’s corner, Tito found drugs in their home Monday morning, which promptly began the confrontation. Ortiz’s attorney has also commented on multiple suicide threats Jameson has made in the past year.

Getting into the nitty-gritty of this story, Jameson’s father has presented himself as a mysterious swing vote in the dilemma. Daddy dearest reportedly came directly to his daughter’s aid by calling the police in reaction the the couple’s argument, but supported Ortiz after hearing word of Jenna’s possible renewed drug use. Jameson’s father went so far as to bring Ortiz clothing when he was released on bail.

Does father know best? We will let you know as it unfolds.

Jenna Jameson and her man, Tito Ortiz, were razzed out of the Mandalay Bay hotel and casino in Las Vegas.

If you aren’t a fan of UFC, then you may not know that the fight between Randy Couture and Mark Coleman took place recently in Las Vegas. Couture took down Coleman in the second round via choke to win the main event of UFC 109.

During the post-fight interview, Tito and Jenna were making their way around the octagon when Tito felt the need to make a comment in regards to his standing quarrel with Coleman from UFC 106. “Payback’s a bitch mother fucker”, had Coleman motioning to leave the ring for a settlement of the issue. Jenna joined in by flipping Coleman the international finger sign for “Fuck You”. Color commentator Joe Rogan had to calm him quickly before an unsanctioned brawl broke loose.

Instead of leaving the cage, Coleman grabbed the microphone and publicly humiliated Ortiz saying, “Fuck you, Tito. You’re a douchebag.” In support of Coleman, the crowd at the Mandalay Bay Events Center erupted into a “Fuck you Tito” chant.

The squabble then progressed to the web where Ortiz proceeded to call Coleman a “Sissy” via Twitter. Michael DiSabato, Coleman’s buddy and business partner, responded with this:

“The only thing Coleman is afraid of when it comes to Tito is contracting swine flu from that dirty ass d-bag. We all know where he lays his head down at night. Tito wants to get personal with a legend? OK, let’s get personal – we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.”

Any possible sanctioned bout between Ortiz and Coleman could not happen before the end of 2010. Ortiz is already scheduled to fight Chuck Liddel at UFC 115 in June. As for Jenna Jameson, I think she’s available.