Remember when you could turn on the TV and channels like MTV and VH1 still played music videos? Those were the days. Now they have to designate special days to play music videos. Videos are pretty much made for the sole purpose of going online in today’s age. It’s just not the same. I liked when it would feel like I got lucky when I got to catch my favorite song pop up on MTV. Now I can just type in whatever I want, and it’s right there. Only I’m forced to watch some stupid ad before they let me actually see the video I wanted. But all of this is beside the point.
Our purpose today is not to talk about the downfalls of music videos, but instead to celebrate the top 10 hottest music videos of all time. There have been some good ones without a doubt. So this is sure to be a competitive list.
10. Lana Del Rey, “Blue Jeans”
This is a pretty unconventional one to start off with. There may not be a ton of naked girls running around but just the way the video is shot gives off a very sensual feel. Black and white always seems to give off a romantic vibe.
9. Beyonce, “Crazy In Love”
Beyonce is reason enough alone to make a list of hottest anything. So it really came down to choosing what song of hers to pick. A lot of people may have gone with “Single Ladies”, but I much prefer Beyonce dancing in slow motion in front of a fire with little clothing on.
8. Lady Gaga, “LoveGame”
You can think Lady Gaga is weird or not attractive all you want, but I’m here to tell you that you’re wrong. And she proves it in the video for “LoveGame”. I mean seriously, just take a listen to the lyrics and you’ll know that this video is bound to be hot.
7. Madonna, “Justify My Love”
Before Lady Gaga was even born, Madonna was pulling off the same act. The video for “Justify My Love” was so provocative that it got banned by MTV.
6. Benny Benassi, “Satisfaction”
This one almost isn’t even fair. It’s just 2:24 of oiled up, half naked girls using power tools. But hey, who’s complaining? I will gladly watch and enjoy.
5. Britney Spears, “I’m a Slave 4 U”
Britney Spears was my childhood crush. So many of her videos could have been chosen for this list. “Baby One More Time” and “Toxic” would have made fine choices that I don’t think anyone could argue.
4. Shakira, “She Wolf”
Like Britney and Beyonce, Shakira made it tough to narrow it down to the hottest video. I ended up going with “She Wolf” because Shakira dancing naked in cage can never be wrong.
3. MSTRKRFT, “Easy Love”
Do you like smoothies? How about hot girls seductively drinking smoothies? Even more, how about hot girls being covered in smoothies? Well then this video, my friends, is the one for you.
2. Christina Aguilera, “Dirrty”
I wonder how many adolescent boys lost their innocence watching this video? This may be one of the trashiest music videos you could ever come up with. Almost as raunchy as these porn music videos. And I am perfectly okay with that.
1. Robin Thicke, “Blurred Lines” (Unrated Version)
As if the regular video for “Blurred Lines” wasn’t hot enough, they gave us an unrated version full of completely naked women. And these ladies are all total babes. My favorite has to be Emily Ratajkowski. I don’t care how much I hate this song. I will watch this video over and over just to see her amazing body.