In case you live under a rock and missed it, season 4 of Game of Thrones started up last night. Sadly, I was unable to see the new episode because HBO Go is a gigantic piece of crap and all their servers went down. I mean seriously HBO, how do you not plan for this? It’s one of, if not the biggest shows on all of television. Bunch of idiots. Anyway, as much as I’d like to bash them some more, that’s not the point of this post. Even though I wasn’t able to catch the newest episode last night, it got me thinking about the show. And naturally what I started thinking about is all of the hot women the show has had over time. So I thought I’d compile a list of the 8 hottest ladies in Game of Thrones.
8. Sophie Turner
I don’t know if I just don’t find Sophie Turner as attractive as some or if it’s just me projecting my hatred of Sansa Stark onto her appearance. Either way, she makes the list but is behind many of her GoT lady companions.
7. Michelle Fairley
When I make my lists, I like to think of others and not just myself. And I get that some people are into MILFs. Well Michelle Fairley or as I like to call her, mama Stark, is definitely the MILF of the show.
6. Carice van Houten
One of the hotter but creepier characters in the show is Melisandre. She’s a fire priestess. But hey if you’re in to chicks having demon babies for the purpose of assassinating people, then maybe Carice van Houten is the girl for you on this list.
5. Natalie Dormer
Joffrey definitely upgraded by going from Sansa to Margaery Tyrell. Natalie Dormer is a babe. And between her time acting in The Tudors and Game of Thrones, I feel I’ve seen her naked more times than not.
4. Oona Chaplin
Like Sansa, my feelings towards the character Oona Chaplin plays in the show, Talisa, greatly impacts where she fells on this list. She’s awesome. Definitely one of the coolest people in the show. Add that to her pretty good looks and it’s a recipe for success in my book. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a good personality.
3. Esme Bianco
Esme plays a prostitute named Ros in GoT. And man is she great at it. I think she might just be the most criminally underrated hottie in the show. When Esme isn’t acting in Game of Thrones, she also works as a model and burlesque performer.
2. Emilia Clarke
Personally I think Emilia Clarke is way hotter as a brunette than a blonde. Yeah sure, as Daenerys Targaryen she’s the ‘Mother of Dragons’ or whatever. But just because you kill a bunch of people with dragons doesn’t make you sexy. It’s kind of frightening actually. Like, just chill out once in a while and we’ll be good.
1. Lena Headey
We’ve reached the end. And the hottest lady in GoT is…Lena Headey! Like Emilia Clarke, Lena is a lot sexier looking when she’s not in her Game of Thrones getup. I mean, it’s not that she’s not hot as Cersei Lannnister. But her character is kind of a super bitch most of the time. Which is definitely a major turn off.