In case you live under a rock and missed it, season 4 of Game of Thrones started up last night. Sadly, I was unable to see the new episode because HBO Go is a gigantic piece of crap and all their servers went down. I mean seriously HBO, how do you not plan for this? It’s one of, if not the biggest shows on all of television. Bunch of idiots. Anyway, as much as I’d like to bash them some more, that’s not the point of this post. Even though I wasn’t able to catch the newest episode last night, it got me thinking about the show. And naturally what I started thinking about is all of the hot women the show has had over time. So I thought I’d compile a list of the 8 hottest ladies in Game of Thrones.

8.  Sophie Turner

Sophie Turner

I don’t know if I just don’t find Sophie Turner as attractive as some or if it’s just me projecting my hatred of Sansa Stark onto her appearance. Either way, she makes the list but is behind many of her GoT lady companions.

7.  Michelle Fairley

Michelle Fairley

When I make my lists, I like to think of others and not just myself. And I get that some people are into MILFs. Well Michelle Fairley or as I like to call her, mama Stark, is definitely the MILF of the show.

6.  Carice van Houten

Carice van Houten

 One of the hotter but creepier characters in the show is Melisandre. She’s a fire priestess. But hey if you’re in to chicks having demon babies for the purpose of assassinating people, then maybe Carice van Houten is the girl for you on this list.

5.  Natalie Dormer

Natalie Dormer

Joffrey definitely upgraded by going from Sansa to Margaery Tyrell. Natalie Dormer is a babe. And between her time acting in The Tudors and Game of Thrones, I feel I’ve seen her naked more times than not.

4.  Oona Chaplin

Oona Chaplin

Like Sansa, my feelings towards the character Oona Chaplin plays in the show, Talisa,  greatly impacts where she fells on this list. She’s awesome. Definitely one of the coolest people in the show. Add that to her pretty good looks and it’s a recipe for success in my book. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a good personality.

3.  Esme Bianco

Esme Bianco

Esme plays a prostitute named Ros in GoT. And man is she great at it. I think she might just be the most criminally underrated hottie in the show. When Esme isn’t acting in Game of Thrones, she also works as a model and burlesque performer.

2.  Emilia Clarke

Emilia Clarke

Personally I think Emilia Clarke is way hotter as a brunette than a blonde. Yeah sure, as Daenerys Targaryen she’s the ‘Mother of Dragons’ or whatever. But just because you kill a bunch of people with dragons doesn’t make you sexy. It’s kind of frightening actually. Like, just chill out once in a while and we’ll be good.

1.  Lena Headey

Lena Headey

We’ve reached the end. And the hottest lady in GoT is…Lena Headey! Like Emilia Clarke, Lena is a lot sexier looking when she’s not in her Game of Thrones getup. I mean, it’s not that she’s not hot as Cersei Lannnister. But her character is kind of a super bitch most of the time. Which is definitely a major turn off.

Proverbs can often times be incredibly corny and cheesy. We’ve heard all of these sayings a million times over. But today we look at these words of wisdom in a new light. I’m taking some of those famous bits of life advice and applying them to the world of sex. Surprisingly, a good number of them fit quite well.

Practice makes perfect.

guy waving flag

Just like with everything else, you have to practice sex to be good at it. You can’t just jump right in and expect to have any clue what the hell you’re doing. Look at this guy as a good example. He’s waving a flag at a football game. But it sure looks to me like he’s practicing jerking off.

Actions speak louder than words.

Sure you can tell someone all you want how romantic you are or how much you love them. But it doesn’t mean anything if you don’t show it. So instead of just grunting at your partner the next time you want to have sex, take some time and set up a nice romantic atmosphere. Show your partner that you care.

Beggars can’t be choosers.

lower standards

Guys especially need to learn this. If you want to have more sex, stop restricting your possible partners to incredibly attractive people. If you really need to have sex that badly, stop whining and go after someone not as good looking.

The pen-is mightier than the sword.

make love not war

Okay, so this one needs to be changed up a bit. Instead of “the pen”, we’re going to make it “The penis is mightier than the sword.” Why can’t we all just get along and have sex?! Enough fighting over petty drama. Get over it, and let’s just get back to doing what we all love…having sex.

Better late than never.

orgasm meme

Pleasing your partner in bed can sometimes be a difficult task. But keep at it! If at first you don’t succeed, try again. If you need help, try some of these foreplay and sex tips.

You can’t judge a book by it’s cover.

Sure, physical beauty might be more pleasing on the eyes. But what’s more pleasing in the sack? If a girl is giving you a fantastic blowjob, does it really matter if she’s a perfect 10? I’ll take the girl on the left, thanks.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

reciprocating oral sex

No double standards in bed, people! This goes for you women, as well. If you like getting something done to you in bed, then you better be prepared to reciprocate. Everyone should be getting equally pleasured.

The early bird gets the worm.

guy picking up girl

This proverb doesn’t have so much to do with the actual sex as it does the chance to have sex. Let’s set up a scenario. You see a girl across the bar chatting with her friends. What do you do? Well if you want any chance at taking her back to your place you better get your ass over there before anyone else does. You don’t want to wait in a situation like this. Because you never know when someone else is going to come in and swoop her up. So be the early bird, and go after what you want.

Today’s featured star on HotMovies.com happens to be the incredibly hot, Jessica Bangkok. It got me thinking about other sexy Asian porn stars.  Now, there are a ton of them out there right now. So it was rather difficult narrowing it down. But here’s a list of the top 5 hottest Asian porn stars in my opinion.

5. Cindy Starfall

cindy starfall

Cindy Starfall is one of the young, hot girls leading the next wave of Asian porn stars. She’s been making films since 2012 and has tons of potential. At 5’1″ and just 94 lbs, Cindy is pretty tiny. However, her small stature doesn’t seem to have any impact on her amazing, big ass.

4. Jayden Lee

jayden lee

 Jayden Lee is the youngest on the list coming in at just 20 years old. However, age hasn’t stopped this hottie from making a big impact already in her young career. She’s landed some big roles with prominent industry stars. The biggest probably being her appearance in Anal Boot Camp along side stars like Eva Angelina, Lisa Ann, and Tory Lane.

3. Lucy Thai

 lucy thai

After a couple of industry newbies, it’s time to get someone on the list who’s been around for a little while. At number 3, is Lucy Thai. She’s been a staple in the porn industry since she started back in 2003. While she doesn’t come out with a ton of new material like she used to, Lucy Thai will always be a recognizable face.

2. Katsuni

Katsuni

Katsuni broke onto the scene in the early 2000s and hasn’t looked back since. It’s actually almost unfair to put her on this list due to the fact that she’s half French. I mean, that’s just winning the looks lottery right there. Half Asian, half French? It’s just not fair to the rest of us. However, I decided to let her partake because she’s just so damn hot. I couldn’t resist.

1. Asa Akira

asa akira

No real surprise at number 1. Asa Akira has become one of, if not the most, prominent figures going in the porn industry today. She’s won both the AVN and XBIZ Female Performer of the Year awards. And really, it’s well deserved. She has it all. Asa has a bangin’ body, sexy face, and seems like just a generally cool chick. So while there’s no upset at number 1 on this list, the honors are definitely going to the right person.

For some reason when a celebrity sex tape leaks, everyone goes nuts about it. I don’t know why. I mean, if you want to watch people have sex, porn is very easily accessible. Look, here’s some now. And generally the sex in these homemade tapes isn’t even that great. It’s boring, dull, and usually pretty terrible quality. But for some reason, it’s great when it happens. I suppose it’s because we expect porn stars to come out with movies, while celebrities are not generally thought about in that way. Whatever the reason, we love when it happens. So here’s a list of the 5 celebrities I wish would make a sex tape.

5.  Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn is a nerd’s dream girl. She’s the girl next door. I mean, she hosted a show on a network primarily about video games. And now, in her role in The Newsroomshe plays the awkward girl who’s always struggling to do well in relationships. Yet for as awkward as she is, she’s still insanely hot. Olivia Munn is the perfect mix of down to earth but still a babe. I doubt that she’d ever consider doing a sex tape, but that doesn’t stop me from wishing for it.

4.  Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Yes, I know Kim Kardashian already made a sex tape with Ray J. So what? I want another one. Look at her butt. Just look at it. Is it too much to ask for a video of Kanye plowing her from behind rapping the lyrics to “I Am a God” the entire time? I really don’t think it is.

3.  Emma Watson

Emma Watson

Emma Watson has gone from dorky little girl playing Hermione Granger to smoking hot in new roles like the one she has in The Bling Ring. She’s in the same realm as Olivia Munn to me. Sure she’s incredibly attractive, but guys think they’d still have a chance with her because she seems like a cool, normal girl. Me, on the other hand, well I’ll just settle for a sex tape. And hell, while we’re at it, why don’t we make it Harry Potter themed.

2.  Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara

I’ve never seen Modern Family. I only really know two things about the show and that’s that Ed O’Neill and Sofia Vergara are in it. However, I do know that Sofia Vergara is ridiculously good looking considering the fact that she’s 41-years-old. I’m not sure why she would ever desire making a sex tape, but I guess sometime miracles do occur. And this would certainly fall into the miracle department.

1.  Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

Remember when those ScarJo nude cell phone pics leaked? If not, here they are. Well, that was great and all, but imagine how much better it would be if it was a video of her having sex instead. It would be at least a billion times better! You can give me all the porn in the world, but none of it would top getting to see Scarlett Johansson getting laid in real life.

5. Eva Angelina

Eva Angelina

Eva Angelina is actually a lot of things. Chinese, English, Irish. But she’s also part Cuban, which is what makes her eligible for this list. She starts the list off strong, as Eva was named a top 12 female porn star by Maxim in 2010.

4. Lela Star

Lela Star

Lela Star is always a great watch. Her petite frame brings something different to the world of latina porn stars. While I never get tired of big asses, it’s a nice change of pace to see Lela get tossed around by dudes in videos. Her face also always reminds me of Kim Kardashian. Which is cool because I really want Kim to do porn. So until that happens, I can just pretend her and Lela are the same.

3. Kristina Rose

Kristina Rose

Rose didn’t start doing porn until the age of 23. Which for the industry is pretty late. However, since then she’s been a fantastic addition. Kristina has one of the absolute most fantastic asses you’re going to find. And if you follow her on Twitter, she just seems like someone who’d be really chill to hang out with.

2. Jynx Maze

Jynx Maze

Jynx Maze is the baby of the group at just 23 years old. But don’t let her inexperience full you. I think she’s got one of the overall bodies on this list, and she’s bound to be a huge industry star for years to come. Jynx is also nice enough to have her own Tumblr full of incredibly sexy photos of herself. Have fun!

1. Rebeca Linares

Rebeca Linares

Number 1 on the list of the top 5 hottest latina porn stars is one of my all time favorites, Rebeca Linares. A lot of times porn stars may have nice boobs or a great ass. However, it’s not all of the time that you find them just downright sexy. Rebeca Linares is one of those people. She is an absolutely beautiful lady who’s a ton of fun to watch in videos. She’s the perfect combo.

Lucky for you, it just so happens that there’s a video on HotMovies with all of these beautiful women plus some. 25 Sexiest Latin Porn Stars Ever! is a must see if you’re in to latina porn stars as much as I am. You will rarely come across a video filled with more attractive women.

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At the beginning of every month I like to post this list to show what the most popular stuff on HotMovies.com is. Well, I think it’s safe to say that you folks like Girlfriends Films. Seven out of the top twenty-five most watched videos on the site belong to the studio. Make sure to check back at the beginning of December to see if anyone can overtake Girlfriends Films for the number one spot!
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Movie sex scenes can range from passionate and exciting to terrible and awkward. But what I’m interested in is providing a list of the 5 funniest movie sex scenes you’re likely to find.

5.  American Pie

It’s impossible to pick just one hilarious sex act from the American Pie franchise. I mean seriously, what are there, like a billion of those movies by now? But that aside, they produced some amazing scenes over the years perfectly depicting the hilarity that can ensue in young sex.

4.  Team America

Coming in at number 4 is this insanely cliché scene from Team America. A lot goes into making this scene part of the list. First, the rigid movements of the puppets having sex is rather funny in itself. But the generic dialogue is really what sells it for me. The moment when he promises to never die is just too perfect.

3.  Crank

Crank is a 93 minute straight adrenaline rush of a movie. And that’s actually the point of this particular scene. Jason Statham’s character must keep his adrenaline level up so he resorts to having sex in a very public environment. Hooray for public sex! The thunderous applause of the surrounding asian crowd and the way he leaves his partner so abruptly after sex makes this an easy pick at number 3.

2.  The Naked Gun

Leslie Nielsen was a funny man, and the world is a sadder place without him. Luckily, we will always have moments like this to remind us just how great he was. The Naked Gun gets runner-up in this competition because of the scene above involving a couple of full body condom suits. And for those of you are interested in said suit…because I know I am!

1.  American Psycho

And your winner for the funniest movie sex scene is…American Psycho! Patrick Bateman is probably my favorite fictional character in the history of the world. He’s just so crazy it’s hysterical. And he definitely doens’t fall short of that in this sex scene. The flexing and pointing into the mirror as he watches himself bone this girl is just so magnificently absurd that it gives American Psycho the prestigious honor of being number 1 on our list.

The mustache is something often associated with the world of pornography. And it just so happens that two of my favorite things in life are mustaches and baseball. So today I thought it’d be a fun little Monday activity to take a look at the top 5 lip hats in baseball.

5.  Mike Schmidt

Right off the bat (HA puns) is the greatest third baseman of all time, Michael Jack Schmidt. The man had a Hall of Fame mike schmidt mustachecareer playing for the Phillies and helped lead the team to a World Series in 1980 with a MVP season. But enough about his minor and insignificant accomplishments playing baseball…can we talk about this stache?! Schmidt went with a classic look. It was neat, thick, and iconic really. It must have been nice knowing that even if his baseball career had fallen through, he could always have gone into porn with that glorious upper lip rug.

 

 

4.  Dennis Eckersley

Eckersley’s stache was quite similar to Schmidt’s. What gives our old pal Dennis the edge in this one, though, is that addeddennis eckersley mustache a little flair. While Schmidt’s clearly had its boundaries above the lip, Eckersley introduced a bit of the horseshoe and had his come down just a little onto the sides of his mouth. Now this is a subtle move but one that helped him gain just a little more favor in the eyes of this blogger.

 

 

 

3.  John Axford

Number 3 on my list is the baby of the bunch. The casual fan may not be aware of him, but what Mr. Axford lacks in john axford mustacheexperience, he more than makes up for with his gem of a mustache. While he has been a serviceable relief pitcher for the Brewers over the past few years, his real gift to the world is his beautiful handlebar. A man clearly born in the wrong era, Axford pays tribute to a time long past with this lip spinach.

 

 

 

 

2.  Goose Gossage

Goose Gossage is known throughout the world of baseball as being a pioneer of the closer position. But for our purposes, goose gossage mustachethe man was far braver when he threw caution to the wind and gave us a horseshoe mustache the world rarely gets the chance to see. It wasn’t just your typical horseshoe that you can find at any sleazy truck stop. This man was no ordinary peasant. No no, he decided to let that thing run wild the farther down his face it went. The Goose’s domination of late game situations is matched only by his conquest of my heart.

 

 

 

1.  Rollie Fingers

Continuing our relief pitcher heavy list…Rollie Fingers was a very special player in his day. In fact, he even managed to rollie fingers mustacheget his number retired by two different teams (Athletics and Brewers). Clearly the man had talent on the diamond. The ability to throw a baseball, however, pales in comparison to what Fingers had going on with that mustache. This flavor saver was no ordinary handlebar. The edges of this beast curled so much that they practically created two full circles on either side of his mouth. Now that is impressive! Fingers’ villainous, yet classy look, is the reason he made it to number 1 on my list of the best mustaches in baseball.