Apparently sex toy races are the new big thing. Well we’re bringing the fad from Sin City to the HotMovies office with our own mini vibrator race.

Check out our race here!

Alright so we have 4 opponents here in our first run at the HotMovies track. Thanks to our sponsor fetishmovies.com for supplying the track walls, aka business cards.  Ok so the green flag is waved by the giant, pink penis and the racers are off! It’s a quick burst out of the gate for the two inside vibrators, while the outside track participants are struggling with some wall issues. It looks like the inside red colored vibrator has the race in hand at the half way mark. But no! The inside sex toy in black makes a huge pass with only inches to go to win the race! The crowd goes (sort of) wild! Stay tuned until next time when hopefully all four of our vibrators manage to actually finish the race.

Since Stoya was talking about video games, it sort of reminded me of when I was little and played them. So let’s remind ourselves of when Stoya wasn’t such a huge movie star:

I didn’t plan it this way, but now you jerks have something to look forward to every Wednesday. I proclaim that Wednesday’s are the days I’ll post my video interviews with porn stars. I’ve just given another reason to call this Hump Day.

So, this interview (thanks to Eden Fantasys- a Sex Toy Store) is with Asa Akira. She’s pretty new to the business and you can tell she hasn’t quite warmed up to the camera yet.. maybe if I had a vibrator that I wanted to use in the interview she would have perked up a bit. I guess we’ll never know:

Asa Akira totally stumped me when she said she didn’t drink, because that totally ruined my shot at hitting on her and hopefully getting breakfast out of the deal. I was so stumped in fact, that I just ended the interview right then and there.

Maybe I’m just too uptight, but I’d need a shot or 10 in me before I’d bang on camera.

Check out these movies of Asa Akira:

-PBR Princess

PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.

Facebook is hosting a sex toy application called Love Bunny. You can add the application to your folder and design your own Love Bunny. If you really, really like your design you can order it and have it delivered to your home. Don’t be fooled by the name, or the fact that this is happening on Facebook because the Love Bunny you’ll receive in the mail is something you’ll want to take to the bedroom.

The ears are designed for clitoral stimulations and the rest is well, up to you and your imagination. The Love Bunny fits in the palm of your hand and apparently the vibrating sensation is extremely quiet. Most users are college aged and being discreet is key when you have someone laying 5 feet from you.

Just a totally non-creepy face book application that allows you to design a cartoon creature and have turn it into a vibrator specially for you.

Get yours Here

Alright, I know girls (well most of us) are immediately attracted to anything that sparkles or shines brightly and this Cigar Vibe Pendant is no different. I’m a huge fan of necklaces and vibrators- so when there’s an opportunity to combine them both, I’m all over it.

The website doesn’t give you the exact measurements and I can’t bring myself to spend the $275.00 on it so I don’t even dare call (because knowing me I will end up buying it) but I’m pretty sure it’s the perfect length. Perfect meaning: Just long enough to fall right in between my tits- that way I could turn it on while I’m in public and get a little vibe action without anyone knowing.

I mean just imagine the places this necklace could come in handy. You could wear it while traveling and slip into the airplane bathroom and have a little fun, you could bring it to work and once again have a little fun in the bathroom or you could bring it to a club and use it wherever you want pretty much (you know how dark those places get).

Another item the company offers that I think is pretty sexy, yet maybe a little too daring for me are the Pearl Restraints. Those are deeeefinitely out of my price range at $4,900.00. However, the idea of being tied up with pearls is sure to be on any girls list of fantasies.

Check out these two items and more at Kikidm

-PBR Princess
PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.

#1: Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Massager

Stunning S-shaped rechargeable massaging vibrator from Fun Factory. Powerful multi-speed orgasmic pulsations are controlled on the handle’s built-in unit – easy to use whether you want a strong massage or G-spot-stimulating penetration. Quiet and discreet.”

The ladies over at Love Honey gave the Fun Factory Delight a 82.1 out of 100.

I’m not really sure how this relates to men reading this blog, so just imagine a girl using it while you’re reading the description.

Source: Love Honey

The Voice Activated Rabbit is fresh on the market and I think it’s awesome. It’s perfect for when a chick is having sex and she can yell out her boyfriends name and she gets buzzed because you can program your own commands into the vibrator.

I guess that would suck until you forget his name and then you don’t get the BZZZ, or you could program both your current and ex’s name into it- that way it’s win, win.

Source: The Sun

Artist David Steinberg is a genius for convincing couples to partake in this art project. I know that it gets a little old watching porn that you just can’t relate to. There are no fade in and outs in real life so we’re stuck with the fumbling around on the floor trying to find the vibrator moments.

I know Steinberg was trying to capture that ‘real life’ appeal, but they still seem a little too staged.


Anyway, staged or not- they’re pretty hot.

See the rest Here

I went to Art School so I’m always a fan of unique design, especially when it comes from the infamous Bauhaus University. When artists take the initiative to incorporate their award winning design techniques with modern day gaming systems, AND sex toys- one can’t help but get excited.

The idea of using the Wiimote as a sex toy is not new, nor innovative- but I like how they incorporated the sleek design of a good vibrator and the handle that comes with a good anal toy and voila- The Wiibrator!

A good alternative, yet not as innovative is the: Wiildo

I really think these people are onto something.

Source: io9

Click the picture to see how to turn this Reach Toothbrush into an Electric Toothbrush.