Pippa Middleton Porn

The following is an article published by The New York Daily News.

Kate Middleton’s sister Pippa is very xxx-citing to some people.

After racy photos surfaced last week of a half-naked Pippa dancing with an equally un-dressed male, porn company Vivid Entertainment has offered Prince William’s sister-in-law $5 million to shoot one “explicit” scene.

Vivid president Steven Hirsh has sent the 27-year-old a letter, which TMZ obtained, telling her that she was the real star of the royal wedding and that her “beauty and attitude” would make her a huge adult star.

“After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies,” Hirsch wrote…


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Steven Hirsch,
(Yes, I apparently can spell your name better than the NY Daily News)

I can fully understand how much fun it must be gaining immediate press coverage over writing empty casting offers with lots of zeros to international mainstream celebrities, but the gimmick is becoming trite very quickly. Everyone knows Pippa Middleton is not going to accept this letter, and would not be allowed to do so whether she wanted to or not. If having fun with the opposite sex, in your underwear, at 27 years old is grounds to be casted in a porn film, I’m fairly certain you’d be writing me letters daily.

Not to mention, 5 million American dollars is almost a slap in the face of Pippa Middleton. Remember, her sister is Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus. I sincerely doubt 5 million American, 3,498,095 Euros, could buy her anything her own family wouldn’t on a whim. If you really thought you had a chance at casting Pippa, you would at least offer her a nice high, round number in her own country’s currency.

Quit crying wolf, and put your money where your mouth is.

- T.J. HotMovies

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The seemingly untouchable blockbuster pop star, Usher, has allegedly been offered a saintly deal by CEO of Vivid Entertainment, Steven Hirsch.

This past Decemeber, Usher Raymond IV had his vehicle robbed of a cool million dollars worth of goods. Included within the stolen property were two laptops, where a sex tape was found of Usher and ex-wife Tameka Foster. Of course, the tape has been shopped around the Adult Industry…and Steven Hirsch receives every celebrity sex tape possible. Although, it seems that Mr. Hirsch has found another avenue in dealing with such situations.

Vivid has offered Usher their services in the opposite of selling his sex tape. One must wonder why a giant Adult Entertainment label, which has made millions marketing other celebrities’ poorly produced video sex romps, would suddenly have a change of heart and decide to stop another release. None the less, the offer is on the table.

“We’ve learned that a sex video of you and your ex-wife is making its way around the adult industry,” reads the letter. “As a result of this being an intimate and very personal tape we can certainly understand why you would want to stop its distribution. We may therefore be able [to] assist you in stopping your own video from any type of circulation.” - Steven Hirsch to Usher

Sources: PopEater.com

Scream XXX: A Porn Parody stars Lily LaBeau, Jessie Andrews, Zoe Voss, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Jack Lawrence, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Danny Wylde and The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody‘s Peter O’Tool, among others.

SCREAM XXX is scheduled to release in April along side of Wes Craven’s new horror film, Scream 4.

“Given the comedic tone of the original, the movie-within-a-movie elements of the sequels, and the upcoming release of the fourth installment, Scream seemed like a natural project to put under the parody spotlight,”
- Axel Braun

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Demi Lovato, star of Disney’s “Sonny With A Chance”, continues to get help at an undisclosed treatment facility since being admitted for treatment for emotional and physical issues. Lovato has been in rehab since October, after the actress physically harmed a dancer during the South American segment of the Jonas Brothers’s world tour.

In photos obtained by The Superficial, the actress-singer is seen putting her cleavage on display as a friend snaps a picture.

In the first image, Demi Lovato is pulling down her top, almost exposing her breasts, as female friends – one of which appears to be back-up dancer Alex Welch, whom Lovato punched.

Lovato, 18, struck a similar pose in a second photo, with her hand pulling down her top and her tongue to her gal pal’s cheek.

The site also posted a series of images of the singer posing in a lacy bra.

Demi Lovato abruptly left an international tour with the Jonas Brothers after her altercation with the 21-year-old Welch. According to Welch, Lovato wrongly believed the dancer had tattled on her for a late night of partying.

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recently reported a source’s claim that Demi Lovato had also “videotaped herself getting it on with a young man over the summer,” while her uncle, Francisco Lovato, allegedly prevented anyone from entering her tour bus.

Lovato‘s rep countered that “the sourcing on this report is so spotty that it is hard to fully respond.”

“Francisco Lovato is the brother of Demi‘s estranged father. He never traveled on the tour, and certainly didn’t serve as some sort of chaperone,” the rep explained.

Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, tells TMZ, “After everything that Demi Lovato has been through, we would never consider distributing a sex tape with her. In fact, we would purchase it and either give it back to her or destroy it.”

Hirsch is a recovering addict and even owns Hollywood Recovery Services, an outpatient recovery center. His personal connection to the addiction and recovery process is being credited for his uncharacteristic handling of such a celebrity sex tape.

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Erica Langston, star of “The Bad Girls Club“, has reportedly sold one of her two shopped celebrity sex tapes to Vivid Entertainment.

Celebrity sex tape aficionado Steven Hirsch has struck again with this purchase. The Bad Girls Club is a reality television program that has been on the Oxygen Network since December 2006. The show was created by Jonathan Murray and is produced by Bunim/Murray Productions (the same company that produces the reality series The Real World). The show’s premise follows seven women with a number of personal, behavioral, and psychological problems — deemed “bad girls” — as they live together for four months. Cameras record their relationships and their attempts to accomplish specific goals.

Erica Langston was recently a contestant on Season 5 of “The Bad Girls Club” in Miami, Florida. She made it all the way both on the show, and on video with her boyfriend. Two reported sex tapes have been shopped around by this blonde reality TV bombshell. One, involving Erica, Erica’s boyfriend Adrian, and a third undisclosed participant, failed to receive an offer due to the third party requesting too much money. The second celebrity sex tape is a simple erotic event between just Erica and her boy toy. So simple in fact, that it made getting paid a six figure sum look pretty easy.

The Erica Langston sex tape is set to be released just in time for Christmas 2010.

Who could forget Kanye West making his biggest “gay fish” appearance to date at the 2009 MTV VMA Awards? Stepping on stage unannounced during Taylor Swift‘s acceptance speech, and stealing her microphone to give his two cents about Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video, was the iconic rap artist’s idea of a necessary drunken Public Service Announcement. Since that fateful day, a slew of commentary has been thrown back and forth between the two music stars in public media. One moment they are apologizing to each other, and then they take extended shots in retribution the next.

It seems now that Vivid Entertainment has deemed the pop-culture feud big enough to make a porn parody of it. RadarOnline.com collected quotes from Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, confirming their interest in making the parody.

“Vivid is definitely considering the situation between Taylor and Kanye for a movie. We’ve only just begun to think of who would be right for the lead roles. We’re not concerned about backlash because both are public figures but, let’s be clear, what we’re producing is a parody. We also love the fact that Taylor has such a wholesome image.” – Steven Hirsch
- Quotes mashed from RadarOnline.com

Hirsch also alluded to possibly using their creative licenses in a parody to explore a possible relationship between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. The parody would use the previous relationship to put Vivid’s spin on what motivations Kanye could have had to create such a spectacle at the VMA’s. Regardless, the sheer star power involved in this media battle would almost certainly create an instant top porn parody seller. I cannot wait to hear who gets casted as both Kanye and Taylor.

Anonymous Porn performer tests positive for HIVFiremen are asked if they are afraid of being trapped in a burning building. Police Officers are asked if they fear being shot and killed on duty. Porn stars may be working in a business of pleasure, but the level of risk is still just as real if not properly managed.

Tuesday October 12th, AIM (The Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation) notified the adult industry that an anonymous adult performer had tested positive for HIV. AIM has since taken proper action via contacting and quarantining all adult performers who could have possibly contracted the virus through the unnamed star.

The last industry HIV scare occurred last year when a female performer was found to be infected, but fortunately no reports surfaced of any collateral spreading. Before that incident was the famous Darren James case of 2004 where others were not as fortunate. In respect of these past events, major players in the porn world have decided to play it safe until more information becomes available.

Leading the charge of responsible adult business strategy, Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures were the first two big boys to halt all production until further notice. Being a major company in the limelight for it’s high profile celebrity sex tape collection, Vivid’s choice seemed to be a no-brainer. Wicked Pictures, on the other hand, is a porn studio which requires mandatory use of condoms. Theirs was a decision of pure respect for the gravity of the situation.

“Even though Wicked is condoms-mandatory, we have postponed our upcoming productions to give AIM a chance to create a comprehensive quarantine list,” stated a Wicked Official. “Thanks to the continued efforts of AIM, the entire industry was all made aware of this possible threat on the same day.” – AVN

Since AIM broke the harrowing news, many other major adult video production companies have followed Vivid and Wicked in their responsible actions. Hustler Video, Digital Playground, Jennaration X Studios, Girlfriends Films and Kick Ass Pictures have all halted production until an accurate assessment of the situation is acquired.

HotMovies.com wishes all those involved great strength through this ordeal. Two gigantic thumbs up go out to AIM for it’s amazing response efforts within the Adult Industry, and to all of the studios who have taken precautions for their performers.

Tiger-Woods-Sex-Tape

I think it may be official that Tiger Woods gets more shit than the President of the United States. The PGA superstar loses his marriage, almost gets beaten with a golf club, returns to one of the most up-tight professional sports as a known adulterous man hoe, and still becomes named to the Ryder Cup team to represent our country on the flowing green fairways. Now Tiger’s infamous mistresses are going for his jugular again, just when he seems to be putting his problems behind him.

Devon James is claiming to have an astonishing 62 minute “recording” of her sexual encounters with Tiger Woods. Apparently, she is so confident that her “recording” will be a hit, she is asking for a minimum of $392,900 for it. “We are flying to Los Angeles today to meet with Vivid about selling the tape. If they won’t get involved, we will self-release it. It’s going to be the bomb,” said Devon James on her Tiger Woods sex tape.

Now, let’s be realistic. Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, has refused to comment on the matter. Not only that, but Devon James‘ own mother has commented on her daughter’s untrustworthy history. “My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar. There was no relationship with Tiger Woods,” says Devon’s mother Sandra Brinling. Devon is also claiming that she was working with a Christian Charity project in Hawaii when she met Tiger Woods at the ripe age of 19. Don’t get me wrong, I have known plenty of porn stars in my time here that have had religious backgrounds. It’s just a hard pill to swallow that the same woman who worked at the Bunny Ranch and claimed to have had a child by Tiger Woods only to lose in court, would be participating in a Christian Charity project.

If this Tiger Woods Sex Tape turns out to be real, I promise to post a full retraction and apologize to Devon James for false speculation, but I don’t think I will have to do so. To reference another fake ass publicity stunt that happened recently, I think Devon James has a Tiger Woods Sex Tape like Jenna Jameson got smacked down by Tito Ortiz.

Montana Fishburne as Porn Star Chippy DWell, it’s official. After selling out 25,000 copies as “Chippy D” in her first porn film with Vivid Entertainment, Montana Fishburne is now a porn star. So much of a porn star in fact, that Vivid has seen enough success to offer her a multi-video deal.

Montana Fishburne‘s father, Laurence Fishburne, worked diligently to form a counter move to his daughter’s newly chosen adult career. He and his close friends had agreed to buy every copy for a collective cool million, and keep the light of social day from ever hitting Montana‘s raised bare ass. Unfortunately, Steven Hirsch had no intention of letting his newest celebrity daughter experiment be tampered with. The DVD had already shipped, and Laurence Fishburne‘s baby girl is now somebody else’s baby on camera.

Information regarding exactly how many films Vivid has offered Montana Fishburne is still a mystery. If they are all this successful, we may be forgetting Montana Fishburne and praising Chippy D much sooner than expected.

Laurence Fishburne Unhappy with Montana Sex Tape

It seems that our previous statements regarding Laurence Fishburne‘s approval of his 19 year old daughter, Montana Fishburne, deciding to make a hardcore porn film with Vivid Entertainment were correct. The spiritual leader of the human resistance against robotic artificial intelligence does nothing of the sort.

Montana has publicly stated that her father is angry with her decision, and that she has yet to speak to him about it. Why should she? At the ripe age of 19, Montana is considered an adult by our government and can make every decision any other citizen is given the freedom to. There has never been a 19 year old in the history of our race that has made an unintelligent decision concerning their future right? There’s no value in the advice of her wildly successful A-list celebrity movie star father right?

Montana rationalizes her decision to start her career in the Adult Industry by comparing her future to another celebrity sex tape star. “I view making this movie as an important first step in my career. I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me.”, she says. This is all well and good as an observance, but the facts are inconclusive as to what exactly made Kim Kardashian successful.

It is true that Kardashian’s sex tape did leak at the same time as her emergence upon the world came to be. Although, it was not the only thing that she was in the public eye for. Her sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J was supplemented with the beginning of her relationship with NFL star Reggie Bush. Not to mention Kim’s tabloid presence for being one of Paris Hilton’s favorite party partners. Besides Montana‘s last name being forever linked to her father’s timeless characters, she has relatively nothing to stand on. I think instead of trying to follow in Kim Kardashian’s shoes, she might have an easier time following someone like Amanda Bynes. Now if Amanda Bynes had a sex tape releasing, I wouldn’t have an extra hand to type.

You may remember our original posting on Vivid’s Batman Porn Parody from a little while back. Originally, Nick Manning was slated as the caped crusader, but it seems some changes have taken place since then.

Director Axel Braun (This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX, This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX) chose comeback performer Dale DaBone to play Adam West’s version of Batman. From this trailer and early reports, this may be the Adult Performance of the year. Dale DaBone not only remarkably resembles Adam West in the original 1960′s pattern Bat Suit, but his mannerisms and delivery are spot on as well.

“It was so important that the costumes were right and that the casting was right. I could not just replace people,” Axel Braun told Comic Book Resources. “I found the original fabrics used, I found the original patterns used, I found the people who made the costumes and the cowl… it’s like, there’s a lot of effort that went into this.”

Axel spared no effort in rounding out the rest of this star-spangled cast. James Deen plays Batman’s trusty sidekick, Robin, and sultry seductress Tori Black scratches her sex kitten claws into the role of Catwoman. Wait, there’s more! Batman just wouldn’t be the same without his fun-loving female counter-part, Bat Girl, played by the beautiful Lexi Belle. Not to mention the cackling evil duo of The Riddler and The Joker, played by Evan Stone and Randy Spears. Rumor also has it that the legendary Ron Jeremy may have a cameo as the Penguin in “Batman XXX“.

This is building up to possibly be Axel Braun’s most impressive parody to date.

Vivid Makes Offer to Octomom

Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. “Octomom”, is in some serious real estate trouble.

Breaking news on the multi-mommy revealed that her home is up for foreclosure this Tuesday, if she fails to pay over $450,000 plus attorney and interest fees.

Feeling generous and creative, our old friend Steven Hirsch (Co-Chairman and Founder of Vivid Entertainment) has offered to pay for Nadya’s house. Although, nothing in this world comes for free.

In a proposal letter from Hirsch to Suleman, he highlighted how he has done work in the past with stars such as: Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand and Kelli McCarty. If you can not remember what these three have in common, you obviously don’t keep up on your celebrity sex tapes.

That’s right! Steven Hirsch has offered to pay off Octomom’s house, if she agrees to star in an exclusive sex tape. No word has been released on whether Suleman has accepted or not, but you can be sure to find it here when it is.

Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods may regret bedding Holly Sampson most of all.

The porn star — who bragged on a website that the 33-year-old golfer “was really good” in bed — is currently in talks with Vivid Entertainment to star in a porn film based on their one-night stand.

“There are things that are in the works,” Sampson, 36, told Extra. “Honestly, I think parodies are hilarious. I love that stuff and I know a lot of people that love that stuff.”

Vivid Entertainment cofounder Steve Hirsch, however, hopes the flick will be a more accurate portrayal of Woods’ fling with Sampson.

“We have shown Holly a script we’re working on that would sort of detail her time with Tiger,” he told Extra. “It would be more like a docudrama that documented the events that happened exactly as they happened.”

What happened between them, however, was far less scandalous than what allegedly occurred with Woods’ other women: Sampson’s sexual encounters with Woods occurred in 1999 — five years before his marriage to Elin Nordegren.

“I’m not his mistress,” she said. “I’ve never been his mistress… I just don’t believe in sleeping with married men. If I had the opportunity to sleep with Tiger while he was married I would never have done that.”

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Vivid Entertainment

“Porn Index” points to economic recovery

It’s more straightforward than GDP and leaves less to the imagination than housing starts, but sales of online pornography rarely get factored into a standard analysis of the economy.

Too bad, because Bill Asher, co-chief executive of Vivid Entertainment LLC, is noticing positive news about consumer spending trends.

The Dartmouth-trained Asher, who runs one of the most prominent U.S. porn companies, has seen his sales turn around over the past two or three months after a year-long decline, he said.

“The average Joe is our customer, and he wasn’t buying subscriptions or movies on TV,” Asher said. “In the last couple of months, they’re starting to spend again. They think their job is safe.”

A subscription to his Vivid.com Web site runs about $30 a month, and despite routine pirating of his movies by free sites, customers are trickling back. “It’s going along with the stock market and the economy,” he said. “People have a more positive attitude toward spending money.”

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Porn Company Gives Carrie Prejean the Hard Sell

Carrie Prejean’s sex tape cost her more than a million bucks during her settlement discussions with Miss California USA, but we’ve learned Vivid Entertainment is officially stepping up with an offer to line her pockets with even more money.

TMZ has obtained a copy of a letter Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch sent to Prejean’s lawyer, Charles Limandri. Hirsch is asking to acquire the rights to distribute “erotic footage that Carrie Prejean, former Miss California, produced for her boyfriend following their four (4) day rendezvous in February 2007.” It’s the same video (eight in all, along with 30 photos) that TMZ obtained but has not posted because it’s just too racy.

In the letter, Hirsch tries tempting Carrie with this: “We would like to present Carrie with several options where she could certainly earn millions of dollars.”

Hirsch boasts his stable of stars, including Kim Kardashian, Kelli McCarty (former Miss USA) and Shauna Sand — the kinds of women any gal would be proud to call her peers.

TMZ spoke with attorney Limandri last night, and it looks like Carrie’s not biting. Limandri says Carrie’s mom/rep says, “No, at any price.”

Launch audioCarrie claims she was underage when the videos were shot, but her ex-boyfriend to whom she sent the videos begs to differ.

But Carrie may have another plan to score some loot. We’re told she may sue the Miss Cali pageant, along with its officials, because she believes they leaked the settlement to TMZ.

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DVD sales are down across the board, whether it’s porn or mainstream movies and it’s due to the increasing number of free videos being made available online. A huge source of the problem is Youporn.com, a spin off of youtube.com. Youporn provides thousands of X rated videos for free viewing, anything from grainy amateur porn to full hardcore budgeted films.

The whole point of the article was that Stephen Paul Jones showed up to Vivid Entertainments offices in LA and asked them to buy Youporn. Why would Vivid Entertainment want to buy Youporn? Apparently Jones didn’t think about that before he made the long trek from Australia to LA on his “private jet.” At first glance you might imagine that buying a company like Youporn could mean big bucks, but you have to remember that it’s a FREE site. Yes they get millions of views:

According to Alexa, a website-ranking company, YouPorn’s overall rank is higher than CNN.com (84), About.com (114), and Weather.com (195).

but they aren’t making any money off of it. A great question that was continuously brought up to Jones was ‘How do you monitor the age’, not only of the people watching the videos, but of the actual talent. Jones also approached A.E.B.N who turned him down as well.

The article states that we are

“engaged in a frantic attempt to diversify their offerings, filleting their films into smaller pieces that can be easily sold via an ever-shifting variety of digital distribution channels. From the pay-by-the-minute model on video-on-demand sites such as Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network and Hotmovies.com, to the four- to six-minute clips edited for mobile devices, the industry is looking to take the 90-minute sex videos from its old business strategy and carve them into bite-size moneymakers.”

Whatever we’re “engaged in” is working and we’re happy.

Read the rest of the hilarious article of Mr. Jones and Youporn.