Jordan Septo now owner of Septo StudiosJordan R. Septo has graced the Adult Industry with some of the best Gonzo porn available today. Having shot major titles like Ass Ass and More Ass, Double D Secretaries, Big Beautiful Teens, My Mommy Eats Cum and many more, there doesn’t seem to be an adult video genre Jordan Septo hasn’t been successful directing.

Jordan Septo knows, as we all do within the Adult Industry, parodies are all the rage in the 21st century of porn. His first attempt at crafting an XXX parody produced I Dream of Genie and its sequel, which received lackluster reviews. Refusing to accept failure, Jordan redeemed himself by releasing Saturday Night Fever XXX and is planning many more quality porn parodies for the future.

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The not at all pedo or incestuous set of Not the Bradys XXX

Director Will Ryder and actor Teagan Presley

Philadelphia, PA HotMovies.com partners up with X-Play Media to indulge your dirty youthful sitcom memories with more exclusive porn parodies. Director Will Ryder’s unique brand of pornifying our favorite shows from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s will street throughout this month.

In the distant past, before reality TV and high speed mobile connections, an entire generation was raised on sitcoms like The Brady Bunch and the Married with Children, which were all unintentionally steeped in sexual tension. Now the people who watched those shows are all grown up, and they want to see some fucking porn.

“Series like Not the Brady Bunch XXX and Not the Cosby Show XXX are still really popular X-Play titles that bring sex to our favorite shows from back in the day,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “I’ve waited a long time to see an actual threesome on Three’s Company. I just wish Don Knotts could be here to see this.”

“These new spoofs are a post-modern triumph,” Cybert continued “but really I just want to see Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner do it. Unless someone has some long lost sex tapes, I’ll take Bree Olsen and Dale Dabone.”

An anonymous fan commented, “A Charlie’s Angels porno parody with Andy San Dimas? The Bionic Woman XXX with Bree Olsen in the titular role? Will Ryder is doing the right thing; the right thing for America.”

It’s not all old shows like Bewitched and <a href="http://www.hotmovies.com/video/190166/Not-MASH-XXX/" title="Not Mash" target="_blank"MASH. Not Jennifer Lopez: An American Idol stars the super foxy Renae Cruz, and Ryder collects them all for Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX.

All these porno sitcom parodies and more are going to be released exclusively on HotMovies.com throughout this month.

The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.

Not MASH XXX Porn ParodyPhiladelphia, PA – The doctors (and nurses) are in at HotMovies.com.

Chief porn parody surgeons Will Ryder of X-Play and Marc Bruder of CED agreed this week on an exclusive VOD release through HotMovies.com of X-Play’s multiple award winning Not Mash XXX, just in time for Alan Alda’s birthday on January 28.

“It’s good to be back where it all began,” said Ryder. “The HotMovies team had the exclusive on the first Brady movie and they killed with it! We expect similar things from this beauty.”

The all-star cast, headlined by James Bartholet, Chad Diamond, Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Jeremy Conway, Krissy Lynn, Eric Swiss, Herschel Savage, Bailey Brooks, Alec Knight, Miko Sinz and Alexa Jaymes, inhabit their roles with gusto, mining all the gut-busting brilliance readily available in Ryder’s script and fucking like it might be their last day on earth.

“CED, as always, is proud to represent Mr. Ryder and his uniquely sexy comic vision,” said Bruder. “Working with HotMovies is always easy and profitable. I’m looking forward to great results.”

The movie’s plot is a perfect takeoff on the original show, which featured a gang of snarky surgeons in the Korean War who were equally interested in saving lives, getting home and sexing up random nurses as much as possible. Alda played the de facto leader of this gang of misfits, the pornographically named Hawkeye Pierce. In X-Play’s version, when Hawkeye and his sidekick Trapper try to find a willing partner for the virginal Radar O’Reilly, many forms of extreme sexiness ensue.

“Incoming!” yelled HotMovies.com director of business development James Cybert, doing his best Radar impression, just before the deal was announced. “We feel like this is the best parody since the original Brady movie. The plot is genius and the cast is spot on. I know our users are going to make extra trips to their tents when they get a load of the naughtiness the 4077th has in store for them.”

The movie will be available for streaming from X-Plays’ Sitcums.com and on HotMovies.com January 28th.

The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.

Who could forget Kanye West making his biggest “gay fish” appearance to date at the 2009 MTV VMA Awards? Stepping on stage unannounced during Taylor Swift‘s acceptance speech, and stealing her microphone to give his two cents about Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video, was the iconic rap artist’s idea of a necessary drunken Public Service Announcement. Since that fateful day, a slew of commentary has been thrown back and forth between the two music stars in public media. One moment they are apologizing to each other, and then they take extended shots in retribution the next.

It seems now that Vivid Entertainment has deemed the pop-culture feud big enough to make a porn parody of it. RadarOnline.com collected quotes from Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, confirming their interest in making the parody.

“Vivid is definitely considering the situation between Taylor and Kanye for a movie. We’ve only just begun to think of who would be right for the lead roles. We’re not concerned about backlash because both are public figures but, let’s be clear, what we’re producing is a parody. We also love the fact that Taylor has such a wholesome image.” – Steven Hirsch
- Quotes mashed from RadarOnline.com

Hirsch also alluded to possibly using their creative licenses in a parody to explore a possible relationship between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. The parody would use the previous relationship to put Vivid’s spin on what motivations Kanye could have had to create such a spectacle at the VMA’s. Regardless, the sheer star power involved in this media battle would almost certainly create an instant top porn parody seller. I cannot wait to hear who gets casted as both Kanye and Taylor.