There’s a reason the work day is called the daily grind-sometimes it feels like you’re being ground to death. There are days when you’d give anything just to get out of your fabric cubicle, flee the florescent lighting, and run to freedom from stale snack machine chips and jackass coworkers. However, rather than quit your job Office Space-style, you keep going to work. And correct me if I’m wrong, but you find your freedom in fantasizing. Sometimes that cesspit called a job is the setting for your filthiest fantasies. Trust me, we understand here at HotMovies.com. All of us have done hard time in places like insurance offices and law films. While we can’t rescue you from your job, we can show your some jobs that make office life more interesting.

In order for a scene to be counted in this list, it has to feature a setting that really is (or looks like) a genuine office-industrial carpet, an outdated monitor, dusty desk organizers, and most importantly, an air of utter soulessness. Here are my top 6 office sex scenes-1 for each day you expect to work and one more scene for when this happens:

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6. Tigerr Benson‘s scene in Hot Office Girls is terribly sexy, although it’s not really shot in a horrid office. However, the scene is far too good to leave it off of the list simply because the set looks like just that-a set. Tigerr’s set of lips around her boss’s cock is more important to me. Even if you’ve never dipped your pen in company ink, you know you’ve worked with at least one hottie who brought new meaning to the phrase “working stiff.”

5. Even though it’s from a parody, this MMF scene from Official Bounty Hunter takes place in a disgustingly dreadful office. It’s a good thing Ana Nova is smoking hot because this office is from the fiery bowels of hell. I don’t even know how Tommy Gunn got it up while being so close to that fax machine.

4. Between the entire Busty Office MILFs series and the other 9-5-themed Mike Quasar movies, I had a had time picking one from that body of work. However, my loathing of conference room events (unless they’re parties) dictated I choose this scene from  Busty Office MILFs 6. I don’t know about you, but when I had stuffier jobs in my life, the conference room was where the staff would get together to discuss an idea, only for everyone to simultaneously grapple with boredom and utter irritation with one another. Then again, I’ve never witnessed a tit fuck in a conference room, as Nadia Styles gives to Anthony Rosano in this scene.

3. I nearly forgot how awful the file and storage room can be. File rooms are one of the most depressing areas of the office. They’re cramped, dusty spaces full of old files and forgotten holiday decorations. However, if you need to break away for a forbidden tryst, as Tanya Tate and Aiden Ashley do in Lesbian Office Seductions 5, the file room is your friend.

2. In 100 Sexiest Pornstars Ever (Disc 3), Lisa Ann is the power boss with a lackluster assistant, played by James Deen. If James wants to save his job, as well as his upcoming marriage, he has to do exactly as his boss asks. “Are you willing to do anything to keep your job?…So you’re willing to eat my pussy to keep your job?” I love this classic twist on the boss-secretary power play, with Lisa Ann in charge. And really, eating Lisa Ann’s pussy is hardly the worst thing we’d be willing to do to stay employed.

1. 3′s Cumpany #3‘s group office grope is clearly the best office fuck scene I found. If today’s paper pushers hate one thing about their job, it’s that shitty, privacy-prohibiting, fabric-walled tomb they toil in all day. As shown in this gonzo foursome, the best thing about a cubicle is bracing yourself against it while fucking! I’ve never been so happy to see a desk divider in my life!

Hopefully, the next time you find yourself thinking “work sucks,” you’ll have a better attitude about it.

Cheers,
Dee

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