It’s been done a million times and everybody has their own opinion but with Comic Con everywhere you look at the moment I thought I’d do it again! I’m no cartoon nerd, and it took a relocation to the States for me to realise just how huge the whole comic book superhero thing is, but one thing is for sure, you don’t need to be a ‘toon nerd to recognise a hot chick in tight spandex! So here goes my own personal top ten of Hollywood Heroine Hotties going from number ten to number one counting down in order of yumminess!

 

10. Barbarella – Jane Fonda

I know it’s a bit of an oldie but any Super Heroine who’s main super power is her sex appeal frankly deserves to be on anybody’s list of sexy heroines. And it’s Jane Fonda so duh!

 

Marquis Media has a sci-fi fetish fantasy film that incorporates Barbarella, as well as Bettie Page and O. The Story of Barbarella, Bettie, & O is no straight take on any of those sexy legends, but it’s not like any other film you’ve watched either.

9. Elektra – Jennifer Garner

Truth be told, I’m not actually the biggest Jennifer Garner fan. Yes, she’s attractive, but there are others I like a whole lot more (see rest of list), but there is just something about the colour red on a woman that makes me go all weak at the knees. That and the fact Elektra is a female Ninja assassin. Just say those last three words out aloud and tell me you don’t tingle! Go on try it, female Ninja assassin. See, I told you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Silk Spectre II – Malin Akerman

Don’t hate me, oh nerdy ones, but I’ve never heard of her. Until now. And oh my how happy I am I found her. One word – latex! Some more words – redhead in tight. Add those words up and rearrange them a bit. I rest my case.

7. Xena Warrior Princess – Lucy Lawless

Maybe it’s just me, but there is something about an Amazonian Warrior woman with a killer frisbee technique dressed in knee highs and not much else that is just sooo very right! And when that woman happens to be the über sexy Lucy Lawless, it’s probably not just me.

It’s definitely not just me, or there wouldn’t be a Xena porn parody with 2 discs. 2! And gorgeous Phoenix Marie plays Xena in this XXX movie with Lexi Belle as sidekick Gabrielle.

 

 

 

 

 

6. Sue Storm, Invisible Woman – Jessica Alba

It’s Jessica Alba in a body suit. ‘Nuff said. I can’t believe there isn’t a porn parody that features Sue Storm. This is simply not fantastic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Catwoman – Anne Hathaway

Catwoman. Mmmmm, Catwoman! If this was solely a list of sexy characters then I think Catwoman would steal the top spot. Making two appearances in this list, Catwoman has to be one of the most popular superhero figures in Hollywood. With a raft of silver screen stunners having played her, Anne Hathaway I think did particular and maybe somewhat surprising justice to that shiny skintight catsuit.

While Hollywood sweetheart Anne Hathaway played Catwoman in the mainstream film, fire hot porn siren Aiden Ashley played vixen Selina Kyle in The Dark Knight XXX-A Porn Parody, just one of the many Axel Braun porn parodies out there. Braun also worked with another XXX Catwoman, sensuous porn star Tori Black, in his film Batman XXX – A Porn Parody. Purrrrrr…

 

 

 

 

4. Aeon Flux – Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron, in my opinion, is still the hottest female star in Hollywood (damn that Sean Penn), especially when wrapped in black and bending in ways that would put the Kama Sutra to shame. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Just wow. Uh oh. Excuse me a second – I’ll be right back…

 

 

 

 

3. The Black Widow – Scarlett Johansson

Sorry about that, things got a little out of hand. Back to the list. I have yet to meet a man who wouldn’t give his right nut for an hour in the company of Scarlett Johansson. Hollywood’s hottest property right now in more than one sense of the term, with those curly red locks, the skintight black bodysuit and those lips, oh those sweet pink lips, it’s really no wonder why she has already played the part twice and continues to top almost every man’s wish list of who he’d like to wake up next to in the morning. Simply stunning!

And you’ve probably guessed (or know) by now that Axel Braun has his own x-rated version on The Avengers. The XXX Avengers features retired porn superstar Brooklyn Lee as Black Widow.

 

 

 

2. Catwoman – Michelle Pfeiffer

My all time favourite Catwoman-Michelle Pfeiffer in this role was like a fantasy come true for me when I was a lad of a certain age. That bit when she held Batman down and licked his face, shivverrrrr! In my dreams, I was Batman, many, many, many times, and she didn’t just lick my face, but probably the less said about that the better.

However, if your imagination isn’t going wild, you can watch two adult versions of the Batman tale, both from Bluebird Films and featuring BatFuck, including BatFXXX: Dark Night and Katwoman XXX. However, each film has a different Catwoman: luscious Madelyn Marie stars in BatFXXX: Dark Night while foxy Dylan Ryder fucks as Katwoman in Katwoman XXX.

 

1. Wonder Woman – Lynda Carter

Nothing, I repeat nothing, left its mark on this particular young fellow as deep as the stunning Lynda Carter in the role of Wonder Woman. I was very young at the time, barely out of single figures when I first noticed this stunning spandex clad beauty, spinning like a top and saving the world in the name of the good and the righteous. Whether it was the amazing skintight outfit, trimmed in blue, red and shiny gold, flashing just enough flesh to get you hot under the collar, or those amazing curves filling that amazing skintight outfit, or even the super cool soundtrack as she morphed and spun into every man’s wet dreams (be honest, you’re singing that theme tune now aren’t you?), Wonder Woman has to be THE most sexy and iconic Super Heroine this world has ever seen.

Clearly, Woman Wonder affected a lot of viewers, and that would explain why so many people have watched the 2 dirty versions of her story. Tori Black plays the heroine rather than the villain in Wonder Woman XXX-A Hardcore Parody while Chanel Preston works wonder on the forces of evil in The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody. Still beating off newcomers some thirty years later, Wonder Woman truly deserves the title of Sexiest Super Heroine of all time!

 

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