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Top 10 US Politicians That Should Make A Sex Tape

We all know politicians can be a pervy bunch. From Anthony Weiner’s sexting scandal to JFK being a flat out player back in the day, sex has been a huge part of politics. So I thought to myself, what better way to celebrate our political leaders than by imagining which ones would make the best sex tapes? Keep in mind this is only going to include US politicians, as the rest of the world has some absolute bombshells that would make this competition completely unfair.

10. Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan, Wisconsin Rep and VP selection under the Romney campaign, starts our list off at number 10. Ryan is a clear bro. He works out and looks like 90% of the guys you’re going to find at the gym. This makes him a solid choice for our list.

9. Chris Christie

Coming in at number 9 is the governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. The man just flat out looks like he’s from north Jersey. What I’m picturing for Mr. Christie is some sort of spoof where he’s the boss of a mob family. Like if Fat Tony from The Simpsons did porn.

8. Barack Obama

No list of top US politicians would be complete without the President himself. However, for this sex tape, we’re going to need a time machine. I don’t want to see current day, boring Obama nailing some chick. What I want is the cool, hip Barack that had a mini fro and got high.

7. Hillary Clinton

To be honest, I’m kind of scared of Hillary. When she’s angry it’s as if she’s staring straight into your soul. That’s why she would be absolutely perfect for a BDSM video.

6. Jesse Ventura/Arnold Schwarzenegger

At number 6 on the list we find our first pairing. These two former governors have worked together before. In 1987, they found themselves all hot and steamy fighting off the Predator. So why not bring these two beefcakes back for more with Predator: Jungle Sex Party? I think it has a nice ring to it.

5. Bill Clinton

Former President, Bill Clinton, has seen his fair share of scandal. So why not add a little more for us Bill? This silver fox adds just the right amount of smoothness to our list at number 5. Break out the saxophone and massage oils, and give the people something fresh.

4. Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann

Our first female combo features a couple of Republican ladies. I think it’s safe to say that both of these women have a bit of crazy in them and would make for an entertaining show regardless of your political views. If you take a look at the picture you’ll see that Bachmann’s hand is getting started in the right direction. Who knows? Maybe they already have some freaky Tea Party origies going on behind closed doors.

3. Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem is an American woman if there ever was one. This Republican Rep from South Dakota lives on a ranch and enjoys hunting in her spare time. She likes to drive fast and has no time for rules. But the real reason she made it to number 3 on our list is because she is without a doubt the most attractive female in US politics today. Keep making your country proud Ms. Noem!

2. Aaron Schock

For the same reasons that Paul Ryan made the list at 10, we see Aaron Schock at 2. However, Schock has gone above and beyond, blowing Ryan’s body out of the water. This man is in peak physical shape and has the perfect body to get caught on tape to be America’s new favorite sex scandal. Maybe him and Kristi Noem can meet up and give us a two for one deal.

1. John F. Kennedy

At last, we have reached the end. Up to this point I’ve kept it rather recent history. However, for number 1 I had to make an exception and name JFK tops on our list of the politicians we’d most like to see do a sex tape. The man was rumored to have numerous affairs, including one withe one of the biggest sex symbols of all time, Marilyn Monroe.

Mustache Monday – Top 5 Mustaches in Baseball

The mustache is something often associated with the world of pornography. And it just so happens that two of my favorite things in life are mustaches and baseball. So today I thought it’d be a fun little Monday activity to take a look at the top 5 lip hats in baseball.

5. Mike Schmidt

Right off the bat (HA puns) is the greatest third baseman of all time, Michael Jack Schmidt. The man had a Hall of Fame career playing for the Phillies and helped lead the team to a World Series in 1980 with a MVP season. But enough about his minor and insignificant accomplishments playing baseball…can we talk about this stache?! Schmidt went with a classic look. It was neat, thick, and iconic really. It must have been nice knowing that even if his baseball career had fallen through, he could always have gone into porn with that glorious upper lip rug.

4. Dennis Eckersley

Eckersley’s stache was quite similar to Schmidt’s. What gives our old pal Dennis the edge in this one, though, is that added a little flair. While Schmidt’s clearly had its boundaries above the lip, Eckersley introduced a bit of the horseshoe and had his come down just a little onto the sides of his mouth. Now this is a subtle move but one that helped him gain just a little more favor in the eyes of this blogger.

3. John Axford

Number 3 on my list is the baby of the bunch. The casual fan may not be aware of him, but what Mr. Axford lacks in experience, he more than makes up for with his gem of a mustache. While he has been a serviceable relief pitcher for the Brewers over the past few years, his real gift to the world is his beautiful handlebar. A man clearly born in the wrong era, Axford pays tribute to a time long past with this lip spinach.

2. Goose Gossage

Goose Gossage is known throughout the world of baseball as being a pioneer of the closer position. But for our purposes, the man was far braver when he threw caution to the wind and gave us a horseshoe mustache the world rarely gets the chance to see. It wasn’t just your typical horseshoe that you can find at any sleazy truck stop. This man was no ordinary peasant. No no, he decided to let that thing run wild the farther down his face it went. The Goose’s domination of late game situations is matched only by his conquest of my heart.

1. Rollie Fingers

Continuing our relief pitcher heavy list…Rollie Fingers was a very special player in his day. In fact, he even managed to get his number retired by two different teams (Athletics and Brewers). Clearly the man had talent on the diamond. The ability to throw a baseball, however, pales in comparison to what Fingers had going on with that mustache. This flavor saver was no ordinary handlebar. The edges of this beast curled so much that they practically created two full circles on either side of his mouth. Now that is impressive! Fingers’ villainous, yet classy look, is the reason he made it to number 1 on my list of the best mustaches in baseball.

Introducing Alex Thompson

Greetings future friends! Alex here, and I just started working at HotMovies earlier this week. I wanted to make my first post just a little introduction of myself and where I see this blog going for the foreseeable future.

The main thing I’d like to accomplish with this is to get an open line of communication going with you all. Sure I have some ideas and topics I think you guys are going to find pretty entertaining, but I want you to tell me what you’d like to see more of. This blog is for you, the people, after all.

Alright, so what are you going to see with this blog? While we can all agree on a love for porn, I really want to change things up a bit. I’m into a lot of stuff outside of the world of sex. Whether it be film, television, music, sports, bourbon, cats or whatever. You name it, and we can talk about it. There’s going to be a lot of opportunity for you guys to chime in. Maybe I make a top 10 list, and you disagree…that’s cool, send your feedback! In the future I also want to get some contests going where you guys get a chance to win some sweet stuff. So be sure to look out for that.

This is going to be a community. A community of harmonious laughter and glorious civility. Let your voices be heard! I promise I’ll listen.

So that’s it for now. I must go prepare for next week when this blog takes off with a new post every day. I don’t want to disappoint you folks after all. In the meantime, tell your friends. Hell…tell strangers on the street that this is going to be the new place to be on the interwebs. But don’t worry, I’m only a tweet away in the meantime.

Find me over at @AlexT_HotMovies.

And to give you a little taste of exactly what I’m into…here’s a picture of two of my favorite things!

still love these ads

I was doing some spring cleaning today and stumbled across some of my favorite ads for HotMovies.

Still a bit sad that Spooge while you Luge didn’t make the cut.

Top 100 movies over last 12 months

I like data that adds insight into what the people want and what they like.

Here is the list of the top 100 movies on HotMovies along with how they’ve moved on the list in the last 30 days.

Rank	Δ	Title	Studio
1	new	Perfect Fit	Girlfriends Films
2	new	Women Seeking Women Volume 76	Girlfriends Films
3	new	Lesbian Psychodramas Volume 8	Girlfriends Films
4	new	Women Seeking Women Volume 77	Girlfriends Films
5	new	CFNM Secret Vol. 4	Reality Kings
6	new	Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody (Disc 1)	Vivid Premium
7	-4	Mommy & Me 3	Filly Films
8	-3	Taboo II	Standard Digital
9	new	Shane Diesel’s Cuckold Stories 4	Digital Sin
10	-8	Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 38	Girlfriends Films
11	new	Please Make Me Lesbian! Part 4	Girlfriends Films
12	new	Mandingo Massacre 4	Jules Jordan Video – Jules Jordan
13	new	My Wife Caught Me Assfucking Her Mother	Devil’s Films
14	new	Lesbian Truth Or Dare 7	Sweetheart Video
15	new	Elexis And Her Girlfriends 2	Girlfriends Films
16	new	Bad Black Mothers On White Teens	Love’s Kitty
17	22	It’s A Mommy Thing! 3	Elegant Angel
18	-17	Please Make Me Lesbian! Part 3	Girlfriends Films
19	new	Sinn Sage Loves Girls	Sweetheart Video
20	new	Friends And Family 3	Smash Pictures
21	-11	Lesbian Hitchhiker 4	Sweetheart Video
22	-14	Lesbian Triangles Episode 24	Girlfriends Films
23	new	Women Seeking Women Volume 82: Big Natural Breast Edition	Girlfriends Films
24	-7	CFNM Secret Vol. 3	Reality Kings
25	-19	Massage Creep	Porn Pros
26	new	It’s Okay! She’s My Mother In Law 9	Devil’s Films
27	new	Swedish Nights (English Language)	Alpha France
28	new	Cougars Crave Young Kittens #9	Lethal Hardcore
29	new	CFNM Secret Vol. 5	Reality Kings
30	new	Kiss Me Lick Me Fuck Me (Disc 1)	Bobbi Starr Productions
31	-12	Taboo	Standard Digital
32	new	Family Fantasies – MILF 777	Red MILF Productions
33	-21	Our First White Babysitter	Evasive Angles Entertainment
34	new	Karlie Montana’s Finding The L In Love	Filly Films
35	new	The Masseuse Volume 2	Sweet Sinner
36	new	Top Heavy Tarts 20	Rodnievision (Rodney Moore)
37	new	Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 34	Girlfriends Films
38	new	Rocco’s Psycho Teens	Rocco Siffredi Productions
39	new	Couples Seeking Teens 9	Reality Junkies
40	new	Planet Anal (Disc 1)	Mike Adriano Media
41	new	Kiss Me Lick Me Fuck Me (Disc 2)	Bobbi Starr Productions
42	new	The Bachelorette Parties Vol. 1	Porn Pros
43	new	Big Tits Boss Vol. 13	Reality Kings
44	new	Cecil Howard’s Platinum Paradise	Command Cinema
45	new	Wanna Fuck My Daughter Gotta Fuck Me First 14	Devil’s Films
46	new	Black Anal Addiction (Disc 2)	Mike Adriano Media
47	new	The Innocence Of Youth	Digital Sin
48	new	Lesbian Sex Vol. 3 (Disc 2)	Girlfriends Films
49	-26	Massage Creep #2	Porn Pros
50	new	Don’t Tell My Wife I Assfucked The Babysitter 9	Devil’s Films
51	new	Taboo III	Standard Digital
52	new	The Interns	New Sensations
53	new	Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 12	Girlfriends Films
54	new	Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco	Private
55	new	Teen Anal Nightmare 3	West Coast Productions
56	new	Taboo IV – The Younger Generation	Standard Digital
57	new	The Teacher’s Pet 3	Joey Silvera Productions
58	new	Epic Handjobs	Kick Ass
59	new	Too Big For Teens 9	Reality Junkies
60	-13	The New Neighbors	Sllab
61	7	Nailin’ The Babysitter 7	Platinum Media
62	new	Evil Anal 15	Manuel Ferrara Productions
63	new	Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 3	Girlfriends Films
64	new	Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 27	Girlfriends Films
65	new	Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes 2 – POV Edition (Disc 1)	Jules Jordan Video – Jules Jordan
66	new	Bi Curious Couples 3	Doghouse Digital
67	27	Budapest Episode 7	Girlfriends Films
68	-54	Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 37	Girlfriends Films
69	new	My Daughter’s Boyfriend Volume 6	Sweet Sinner
70	new	Cum Dumpsters #10	Red Light District
71	new	Crack Fuckers	Kevin Moore
72	new	Lesbian Sex Vol. 3 (Disc 1)	Girlfriends Films
73	new	Confessions Of A Young American Housewife	Retro Seduction Cinema
74	-30	Kink MILFs On Innocent Teens	Love’s Kitty
75	new	POV Junkie 5	Vince Vouyer Unleashed
76	-13	Interracial Internal	Jules Jordan Video – Jules Jordan
77	new	Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 33	Girlfriends Films
78	new	Girls Get Fiery	AbbyWinters.com
79	new	Cream Pie College Sluts	Kick Ass
80	new	Black Anal Addiction (Disc 1)	Mike Adriano Media
81	new	House Hunters Part 1	Girlfriends Films
82	new	Jurassic Cock 2	Porn Pros
83	new	Lesbian Conception Part 2	Dane Jones
84	new	Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 23	Girlfriends Films
85	-81	Lesbian Psychodramas Volume 7	Girlfriends Films
86	new	Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 32	Girlfriends Films
87	new	Cuties 3	Elegant Angel
88	-35	Please Make Me Lesbian! Part 1	Girlfriends Films
89	new	Big Naturals Volume 6	Reality Kings
90	new	Monster Mommies #2	Venus Girls Productions
91	new	Mandingo: Hide Your Wives!	Jules Jordan Video – Jules Jordan
92	new	Lesbian Adventures – Strap-On Specialists	Sweetheart Video
93	new	The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (Disc 1)	Extreme Comixxx
94	new	OMG! I Fucked My Daughter’s BFF! 3	Devil’s Films
95	new	Rocco’s POV 8	Rocco Siffredi Productions
96	new	She’s Only 18 #2	Porn Pros
97	new	Couples Seduce Teens Vol. 22	Pink Visual
98	new	Follow Me	Nacho Vidal Productions
99	new	Cum Filled Asshole Overload 2	Jules Jordan Video – Erik Everhard
100	new	Interracial Swingers 4	Devil’s Films

Support free speech on April 15th!

HotMovies is proud to report that 80 percent of the top adult film studios have pledged their earnings on April 15 to help overturn Measure B, the Los Angeles County law that requires condom use in filming sexually explicit movies.

Over 100 adult studios have pledged to donate to the FreedomStreams cause. HotMovies is matching contributions up to $10,000!

HotMovies.com organized the FreedomStreams event to benefit the Free Speech Coalition (FSC), which is spearheading efforts to repeal the measure.

“Ordinarily you think of April 15 as ‘tax day,’ but this year it means something even more important for the adult industry — it’s a chance for us all to exercise our rights and overturn a ridiculous law that affects an entire industry,” said Marci Hirsch, vice president of Vivid and FSC board member. “For any consumers that have been planning on streaming or downloading a hot new film, we urge you to do it through HotMovies.com on April 15 so you can help this vital cause.”

Performer Ron Jeremy also weighed in on the efforts.

“As you may have read in the news, Measure B broke my heart. Seriously though, I’m not letting anything stop me from supporting this great cause and I encourage everyone to join me.”

Said Cybert:

“We had a very positive response to our initial announcement that we were organizing the ‘FreedomStreams’ program. Along with Vivid, many of the biggest names in the industry are on board, including Evil Angel, Private, Adam & Eve, Hustler Video, Pleasure Productions, Wicked Pictures, Ed Powers, Girlfriends Films, Porn Pros, Homegrown Video, Forbidden Fruits Films, Mile High Media, Combat Zone, Brandon Iron, New Sensations, Kink.com, West Coast Productions, Zero Tolerance and many others.

This is not the first time HotMovies has rallied studios to help protect First Amendment rights. Long time customers may remember the event we first held way back in 2006. Past FreedomStreams events have raised tens of thousands of dollars for FSC, which lobbies in Washington and other key battlegrounds to protect First Amendment rights on behalf of the entire adult industry.

JD of HotMoviesForHer.com breaks off the Top 5 Instructional Videos For You and Your Partner on Vday!

We have something special for you and your partner this Valentines Day!

When it comes to the art of love, love making, and down-right raunchy sex play, there a few more knowledgeable and dedicated than the wonderful staff of HotMovies’ sister site, HotMoviesForHer.com. HMFH Coordinator and Head Perv, JD Bauchery has put together a list of the Top 5 Instructional Videos For You and Your Partner on Valentines Day!

Apart from her daily workings at HotMoviesForHer that includes adult movie reviews, a specialization in sexual pleasure, and the interests of sexual minorities, JD has a Masters Degree in Human Sexuality and Education. She puts this knowledge to use on reg while she’s hosting monthly sex seminars with her ScrewSmart sex education group in Philadelphia and throughout the US. JD and her HotMoviesForHer team have created one of the Internet’s best and safest communities to express sexuality and talk about pleasure. So when we say we have an expert list of the best instructional adult videos below, you know we’re not exaggerating.

JD has been kind enough to create a 20 MINUTE FREE OFFER good for new users on any movie below or any movie at HotMoviesForHer.com or HotMovies.com.

Simply CLICK HERE to get going and collect your free minutes.

Lone Ranger Getting XXX Treatment

Jordan Septo rides again! This time he is tackling a parody the American classic The Lone
Ranger.

In early March he will begin to shoot The Lone Ranger XXX An Extreme Comixxx Parody .
He and his production team had been planning this blockbuster project in secret for months, but he
decided now is the time for the official announcement.

“I figured I’d strike while the iron is hot,” declares Septo. The iron he refers to is the aggressive campaign
of television commercials that Disney ran during the Super Bowl for their remake of the classic.
Although the timing of the adult version will most likely coincide with the mainstream theatrical release in
theaters, there will be content differences, other than the obvious. The most significant difference will be
the masked man’s side kick- Tonto. While both versions star a controversial and untraditional choice for this
iconic character, the adult version will feature a female portraying this role. But everyone involved with the
production is remaining tight-lipped about exactly who may be playing Tonto. But producer Gina Lassen
willingly offered up who will be portraying the title role.

“The choice was obvious for us,” she states. “The character calls for tall, dark, handsome, mysterious and
that is Ryan Driller in a nut shell.”

Driller has also had horse riding experience. This skill will prove most valuable as the Ranger’s other side
kick Silver, his faithful horse, will also be portrayed.

For information on DVD sales, distributors are encouraged to reach out to Mayra at mayra@expxxx.com
All other inquiries should be sent to Rob at rob@xxxjuicy.com

To watch all of Jordan Septo’s parodies now visit HotMovies.com

Get Well Soon Ron!

As many of you have probably heard by now, our close friend and living legend, Ron Jeremy is currently in a LA area hospital recovering from a series of surgeries to treat an aneurism discovered near the 59-year-old’s heart.

Everyone is hopeful for a quick recovery and we are told Ron has been upgraded from critical to stable condition. While we keep Ron in our thoughts and best wishes, we think it’s time to take a look at some of our favorite Ron Jeremy movies!

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Top 100 Straight Movies at HotMovies.com

A list to end all lists. That’s what we have here with the Top 100 Straight Movies at HotMovies.com. In a library of over 170,000 XXX movies, we’ve calculated the the TOP 100 based on most minutes viewed in 2012.

What exactly can we tell from this list? Forget the costumes, double-anals, role-play- You perverted fucks love your muff on muff, older + younger scenes, big black cocks, more muff on muff, secretaries, and MILFs.. Did we mention muff on muff? Girlfriends Films and their Lesbian cohorts dominated the list to the chagrin of stiff stunt cocks worldwide. Puny white men love to see their wives nailed by big black cocks… You get the idea.

We’ve made this simple for you. A full link list of the Top 100 with Dirty Thirty Clips of 10 choice cuts on the zeros. Enjoy

1. Please Make Me Lesbian! Part 1

2. Poor Little Shyla 2
3. Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 19
4. Mandingo Massacre 2
5. Women Seeking Women Volume 72
6. Lesbian Babysitters 6
7. Seduced By Mommy #3 Read the rest of this entry »

Top 10 Most Prolific Porn Stars on HotMovies.com – #1 Katja Kassin

No. 1 – Katja Kassin (864 Movies): This sexy girl has worked her tail to on the bone more than anyone over the past several years and it’s easy to see why. The prototypical eastern European sex goddess, Katja’s got that powerful little build that suggests she may once have been a gymnast. She qualifies as a redhead or a brunette, she’s willing for a filling in any hole, she’s petite and apparently also quite sweet. A little lady with a cute kisser, puffy pussy and an oh-so-fuckably round, big ass, Katja’s a gape specialist who loves to taste the results. Check her out in movies from…like, virtually every studio imaginable.

That’s all for now, loyal reader. Come look at another fun and exciting top 10 list some time in the distant future when we feel like writing it…and be sure to check back often in the meantime for other porny propaganda that just might lead you to some super hot shit you didn’t even know you wanted to see.

Happy whacking to you and yours.

Top 10 Most Prolific Porn Stars on HotMovies.com – #2 Jada Fire

We continue our countdown of the most prolific female porn stars at HotMovies.com with the incredible Jada Fire. Get ready to be scorched.

No. 2 – Jada Fire (837 movies): A buxom black beauty with perfect tits, bangin’ curves everywhere else, a willing appetite for debauchery and the propensity to squirt buckets of bitchjuice, Jada Fire is special even among the most special of porn girls. The first girl to boast more than 800 HotMovies scenes in our countdown, it’s frankly unsurprising she’s so prolific. The packaging is damn attractive and in a business that’s still, let’s say, socially behind, she’s the acceptable “dark meat.” Check her other first edition of Elegant Angel‘s award-winning series Jada Fire Is SquirtWoman. “Brown sugar” in liquid form!

We love Jada so much, we’re giving away 20 Free Minutes at HotMovies.com good on any movie by the clicking JADA FIRE 20 FREE OFFER.

Top 10 Most Prolific Porn Stars on HotMovies.com – #3 Sandra Romain

Our top 10 Most Prolific Porn Stars on HotMovies.com list ups the exotic factor with the induction of Sandra Romain.

No. 3 – Sandra Romain (744 scenes): The first European on our countdown, but not the last. Hint, hint at the top ~~spot~~ slot: It’s her fellow traveler and sister in crime…. Anyway, let’s just say Sandra Romain has known what it takes to please a man for years and she romains (sorry) a go-to girl for porn shooters the world over to this very day. There might be a little Kelly Wells-style cray cray in there, or there might not. What we do see for sure is a definite willingness to go the extra mile on set. She’s a brunette endurance specialist who started in eastern Europe and rode her nasty streak and work ethic — and a shitload of cocks — to global stardom.

Top 10 Most Prolific Porn Stars on HotMovies.com – #4 Hillary Scott

The legendary HotMovies.com Blog continues our countdown of the most prolific female porn stars at HotMovies.com with the ultra-sexy Hillary Scott. Dig this- with over 55,000 porn stars at HotMovies.com, making into the top 10 most prolific stars is no small feat. These vixens have a huge sexual appetite and a prolific outpouring of material to keep you cumin’ for weeks.

No. 4 – Hillary Scott (695 scenes): The former $1 million Sex-Z Pictures contract star was once just a petite vixen with a shy smile, an unquenchable appetite for dirty sex and the possible need for a boob job. Then she made this movie. Then she got a fat contract and worked like few can work, on set ridiculous hours every week for a year. When that ended, did she take a leave of absence? Did she rest up? Nope, she just kept shooting. Today she’s the top blonde on our list and a fan favorite who’s equally adept with a cock in her hungry mouth or her teeny booty. Even today, Hillary can still pull simply her hair into pigtails to look like a college girl, which is appropriate since at the end of the day she’d rather be reading a book (for real).

Top 10 Most Prolific Porn Stars on HotMovies.com – #5 Aurora Snow

No. 5 – Aurora Snow (687 scenes): This naughty little minx began her career more than a decade ago and she’s still going strong, closing in on 700 HotMovies scenes. She’s lithe and lean and pretty and she’s still capable of shooting “teen” content today. (Did we ruin the fantasy by admitting 30-year old women are often cast as teens? So sorry, buddy.) Continuing the theme of the day, did we also mention that she likes to do super dirty things? Most straight men fantasize about having two girls at the same time. Aurora Snow may be at her best when fulfilling this fantasy. Check out this classic scene (also starring the incomparable Belladonna) to see what we mean.

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