Mike Adriano and Jonni Darkko are both huge names in the porn industry. Anytime one of these guys releases new material it’s a must see. Well, it just so has it that both of them each happened to release a blowjob-centric video in the past couple of days. After giving them both a watch, it’s hard to say which one I like more. They’re pretty different considering they both feature primarily blowjobs, but both films are great in their own right. Let’s break down each one, and you can decide for yourself which one you like more. And hey, if you’re like me and can’t decide, the good thing is you can just enjoy watching both for even more blowjob fun.

Slurpy Throatsluts #2

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First of all, ‘Slurpy Throatsluts’ is probably the single greatest title for a movie ever. It’s just so fun to say. Aside from the masterful title, though, the movie is solid through and through. My favorite scenes in this one are scene 4 with the Asian beauty Alina Li, and scene 1 which features Allie Haze. The clip above is from Allie’s scene, and as you can see, she’s doing work. She actually reminded me a lot of Tori Black in this scene. And I’d say that’s a pretty good thing considering Tori Black is one of the hottest porn stars ever.

She Swallows Sperm

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While She Swallows Sperm doesn’t have quite the comedic value in title as our other film, it more than makes up for it in quality of content. This movie has 4 scenes each lasting a little over a half hour. What’s impressive to me is that each scene only has one girl in it. The fact they manage to produce great material for over a half hour when they’re limited to just giving head says a lot about the quality of the blowjobs being given by these starlets. Vicki Chase and Bonnie Rotten absolutely kill it in this video.

In case you live under a rock and missed it, season 4 of Game of Thrones started up last night. Sadly, I was unable to see the new episode because HBO Go is a gigantic piece of crap and all their servers went down. I mean seriously HBO, how do you not plan for this? It’s one of, if not the biggest shows on all of television. Bunch of idiots. Anyway, as much as I’d like to bash them some more, that’s not the point of this post. Even though I wasn’t able to catch the newest episode last night, it got me thinking about the show. And naturally what I started thinking about is all of the hot women the show has had over time. So I thought I’d compile a list of the 8 hottest ladies in Game of Thrones.

8.  Sophie Turner

Sophie Turner

I don’t know if I just don’t find Sophie Turner as attractive as some or if it’s just me projecting my hatred of Sansa Stark onto her appearance. Either way, she makes the list but is behind many of her GoT lady companions.

7.  Michelle Fairley

Michelle Fairley

When I make my lists, I like to think of others and not just myself. And I get that some people are into MILFs. Well Michelle Fairley or as I like to call her, mama Stark, is definitely the MILF of the show.

6.  Carice van Houten

Carice van Houten

 One of the hotter but creepier characters in the show is Melisandre. She’s a fire priestess. But hey if you’re in to chicks having demon babies for the purpose of assassinating people, then maybe Carice van Houten is the girl for you on this list.

5.  Natalie Dormer

Natalie Dormer

Joffrey definitely upgraded by going from Sansa to Margaery Tyrell. Natalie Dormer is a babe. And between her time acting in The Tudors and Game of Thrones, I feel I’ve seen her naked more times than not.

4.  Oona Chaplin

Oona Chaplin

Like Sansa, my feelings towards the character Oona Chaplin plays in the show, Talisa,  greatly impacts where she fells on this list. She’s awesome. Definitely one of the coolest people in the show. Add that to her pretty good looks and it’s a recipe for success in my book. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a good personality.

3.  Esme Bianco

Esme Bianco

Esme plays a prostitute named Ros in GoT. And man is she great at it. I think she might just be the most criminally underrated hottie in the show. When Esme isn’t acting in Game of Thrones, she also works as a model and burlesque performer.

2.  Emilia Clarke

Emilia Clarke

Personally I think Emilia Clarke is way hotter as a brunette than a blonde. Yeah sure, as Daenerys Targaryen she’s the ‘Mother of Dragons’ or whatever. But just because you kill a bunch of people with dragons doesn’t make you sexy. It’s kind of frightening actually. Like, just chill out once in a while and we’ll be good.

1.  Lena Headey

Lena Headey

We’ve reached the end. And the hottest lady in GoT is…Lena Headey! Like Emilia Clarke, Lena is a lot sexier looking when she’s not in her Game of Thrones getup. I mean, it’s not that she’s not hot as Cersei Lannnister. But her character is kind of a super bitch most of the time. Which is definitely a major turn off.

Although the ’90s feel like just yesterday, it’s actually been close to a decade and a half now since they passed. Every time I stumble across a porn star in my research and see that they were born after the year 1990, my mind is momentarily blown. For a quick second I forget that it’s possible to have been born in the ’90s and currently be in your early to mid 20s. So just for fun, I thought I’d compile a list of some of our favorite porn stars that we jerk off to all the time who were born in the ’90s. You know, just to remind you how old you’re all getting. Lucky for us, though, even as we get older, the girls stay the same age.

 Riley Reid – July 9, 1991

Riley Reid

Stevie Shae – October 23, 1992

Stevie Shae

Maddy O’Reilly – May 3, 1990

Maddy O'Reilly

Casey Calvert – March 17, 1990

Casey Calvert

Aiden Ashley – February 28, 1990

Aiden Ashley

Ariana Marie – April 13, 1993

Ariana Marie

Jayden Lee – April 5, 1993

Jayden Lee

Christy Mack – May 9, 1991

Christy Mack

Jynx Maze – October 6, 1990

Jynx Maze

 

Proverbs can often times be incredibly corny and cheesy. We’ve heard all of these sayings a million times over. But today we look at these words of wisdom in a new light. I’m taking some of those famous bits of life advice and applying them to the world of sex. Surprisingly, a good number of them fit quite well.

Practice makes perfect.

guy waving flag

Just like with everything else, you have to practice sex to be good at it. You can’t just jump right in and expect to have any clue what the hell you’re doing. Look at this guy as a good example. He’s waving a flag at a football game. But it sure looks to me like he’s practicing jerking off.

Actions speak louder than words.

Sure you can tell someone all you want how romantic you are or how much you love them. But it doesn’t mean anything if you don’t show it. So instead of just grunting at your partner the next time you want to have sex, take some time and set up a nice romantic atmosphere. Show your partner that you care.

Beggars can’t be choosers.

lower standards

Guys especially need to learn this. If you want to have more sex, stop restricting your possible partners to incredibly attractive people. If you really need to have sex that badly, stop whining and go after someone not as good looking.

The pen-is mightier than the sword.

make love not war

Okay, so this one needs to be changed up a bit. Instead of “the pen”, we’re going to make it “The penis is mightier than the sword.” Why can’t we all just get along and have sex?! Enough fighting over petty drama. Get over it, and let’s just get back to doing what we all love…having sex.

Better late than never.

orgasm meme

Pleasing your partner in bed can sometimes be a difficult task. But keep at it! If at first you don’t succeed, try again. If you need help, try some of these foreplay and sex tips.

You can’t judge a book by it’s cover.

Sure, physical beauty might be more pleasing on the eyes. But what’s more pleasing in the sack? If a girl is giving you a fantastic blowjob, does it really matter if she’s a perfect 10? I’ll take the girl on the left, thanks.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

reciprocating oral sex

No double standards in bed, people! This goes for you women, as well. If you like getting something done to you in bed, then you better be prepared to reciprocate. Everyone should be getting equally pleasured.

The early bird gets the worm.

guy picking up girl

This proverb doesn’t have so much to do with the actual sex as it does the chance to have sex. Let’s set up a scenario. You see a girl across the bar chatting with her friends. What do you do? Well if you want any chance at taking her back to your place you better get your ass over there before anyone else does. You don’t want to wait in a situation like this. Because you never know when someone else is going to come in and swoop her up. So be the early bird, and go after what you want.

Who doesn’t like boobs? They’re one of the truly great things in this world. Even if you recognize yourself as an “ass guy”, it’s not like boobs are ever a bad thing. It’s kind of like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty great. Some boobs are always better than no boobs. And boy do we have some boobs for you. Over the past few days, 3 new movies have been released on HotMovies all centering around the awesomeness that are big tits. We’re not just talking some no name stars and studios either. These 3 new releases are all top of the line quality done by some of the best studios in the business. Let’s take a closer look at each of these big boob flicks.

Big Wet Tits 13

The Big Wet Tits series by Elegant Angel is one of the best continuous porn series going. You just know each one that gets released is going to be full of great stars and amazing action. Number 13 is no different. This edition features some lovely, large breasted ladies including Phoenix Marie, Aiden Starr, Brooklyn Chase, and the babe featured in the clip above, Alexis Grace. If you’re in to big but still really natural looking boobs, then this is the one on the list for you.

Big Tit Centerfolds 3

I mentioned if you like natural tits, the first film on this list is probably for you. Well, that’s because Big Tit Centerfolds 3 is packed full of some of the biggest boobs you’re going to find. Like, so big that it’s actually kind of ridiculous. It may not be for everyone. But hey, these girls are still fucking super hot. Take scene 2 with Amy Anderssen for instance. I’m pretty sure each one of her boobs is bigger on its own than her entire head. But damn does she have a good body and know how to use it.

Big Titty MILFs 22

The last movie is for the more mature boob enthusiast out there. The one thing you can always count on with MILFs is that they have great tits. And this movie is full of some great MILFs. Julia Ann leads the way in this one.

Two of the biggest fantasies when you’re in school are hooking up with the popular cheerleader girls and having a secret affair with one of your teachers. Chances are during your time in class, you never got to experience either one of these things. Well good thing for you, all hope isn’t lost on these dreams. Two new movies just got released that are going to fulfill all of your wildest dreams from your days back in school. Hot for Teacher #8 and Naughty Cheerleaders 4 are just the thing you need if you’re reminiscing about the good old days back when you were in class daydreaming of fucking your teacher on the desk after class or sneaking away with the cool girl to go have sex in the locker room.

Hot for Teacher #8

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The world of porn is not without cliches. There’s the cheating wife, the hot nurse, the slutty cop. the list goes on and on. However, while the teacher/student storyline has been used a million times before in various porn films, Hot for Teacher #8 still manages to do a great job at creating an amazing movie. There are some hilarious moments in this movie. Like when the guy in scene 2 whips out his dick and throws it on a bible. Then there’s the incorrect math written on the board in scene 3. It’s nice to see stuff like this thrown in to lighten the mood while watching. But don’t think that just because it’s got some funny moments that it lacks at all in the sex department. This film is really solid. And if you’re in to girls getting bent over desks and fucked from behind (and who isn’t, really) then it’s a must see. Also, why is it so damn hot when a girl lifts her skirt up to have sex? You’re actually seeing less nudity, yet somehow it’s a thousand times hotter than if she wasn’t wearing any clothes at all.

Naughty Cheerleaders 4

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Like the last film, the theme of this movie also comes dangerously close to becoming cliche. However, things are changed up just enough to keep you interested. The first scene involves Savannah Camden having sex with the rival school’s coach so he’ll throw the big game. Why does she want the game thrown? Well, her boyfriend just happens to be the quarterback of her school’s team and a huge scholarship is riding on the outcome of the game. This is a seriously in-depth plot for a porno when you think about it. I know I was glued to it when watching. Naughty Cheerleaders 4 also has another surprise, though. The now famous Belle Knox, the student gone porn star from Duke, makes an appearance as well. And you can definitely tell that she’s becoming more confident being filmed from movie to movie.

It’s amazing how similar a lot of porn stars look to some mainstream stars. Last June we noted some of these porn star and celebrity doppelgangers which included duos such as Asa Akira/Lucy Liu, Stoya/Mila Jovovich, and Lela Star/Eva Longoria. Well we’re back with even more look-alikes! Here are 6 more porn stars that look an awful lot like celebrities.

1. Lexi Belle and Lady Gaga

As long as you’re talking Lady Gaga in her semi normal phase before she went completely batshit insane with the way she presents herself, then yeah, her and Lexi Belle could definitely pass as related. The face shape, mouth, and even the teeth are all so similar.

2. Joanna Angel and Sarah Silverman

I have nothing interesting to say about this duo other than the fact that they do indeed look alike. Let’s carry on.

3. Tori Black and Leighton Meester

Tori Black Leighton Meester

Tori Black is really hot. I wish she would come back to porn. I know this has nothing to do with her similar appearance to Leighton Meester, but it’s what I really care about here.

4. Skin Diamond and Danny Brown

Yes, I realize these two are different sexes. However, that doesn’t keep them from looking, almost disturbingly, similar. It’s probably just the hair actually. But damn, do I love Danny Brown. So any chance I have to bring up, I will.

5. Sasha Grey and Olivia Wilde

Sasha Grey Olivia Wilde

I’m not sure which of these ladies I would rather have sex with more to be honest. Olivia Wilde is a little more attractive, I’d say, than Sasha Grey. But you know Sasha is absolutely insane when it comes to sex. It’s a toss up really. Not that I’m ever going to have to worry about having sex with either of these women. But hey, a man can dream.

6. Talon and Rob Lowe

Talon Rob Lowe

I had to throw a male star in here just because this is too perfect. Talon even has the cheesy smile down that Rob Lowe’s character, Chris Traeger, has in ‘Parks and Rec’.

Every once in a while you come across a scene or an actress and think, “boy, I really wish she did porn.” It’s not hard to imagine some mainstream stars switching from Hollywood to porn. However, what if some mainstream directors made the switch? There are a bunch of directors out there that have a unique and very specific style. For instance, you always know a Tarantino when you see one. Well, this got me thinking. What would porn be like if certain Hollywood directors were the ones running the show?

Michael Bay

Michael Bay explosions

Michael Bay loves explosions. It’s as known as the sun rises in the east that if you’re watching a Michael Bay flick, you’re going to see some shit blow up. This would make a fantastic transition to the world of porn. There is a serious lack of action-themed porn movies out there right now. Imagine if a guy was about to blow his load on a girl’s face and right as he did…BOOM! Just explosions everywhere, leaving the entire room destroyed with only remnants of semen left.

Tim Burton

Tim Burton Johnny Depp Helena Bonham Carter

Tim Burton totally has a secretly fantasy about Johnny Depp having sex with his wife, Helena Bonham Carter. I mean, he uses them both in pretty much every movie he’s ever created. Who knows, maybe he has some cuckold fetish. I suppose there are worse choices for having someone bang your wife than Johnny Depp. He’s pretty dreamy. Aside from this angle, Burton would also create probably the weirdest porno ever.

Christopher Nolan

Michael Caine Christian Bale

Nolan is a master of plot twists in his films. Think of movies like The Prestige and Memento for example. He would create the most complex porn ever. You’d most likely have to watch it 4 times before you could actually jerk off to it just so you could understand what it is you’re jerking off to exactly. But then when you finally get it, it’ll be the greatest masturbation session you’ve ever experienced. Or maybe it’d just be gay sex between Michael Caine and Christian Bale… Plus, if Nolan directed porn, he could totally throw in that “BRRRAAAWWMMM” sound from Inception.

Wes Anderson

Wes Anderson

If Wes Anderson made a porn movie, it would be the artsiest and most angsty adult film ever created. The characters would all be severely depressed and rarely say anything or make any noises. However, when they did become audible, it’d be sure to come off as something incredibly profound. Have you ever heard a pretentious orgasm? Well I bet you would in this film. When the guy was about to finish I imagine he’d look at the girl with a gloomy look on his face and state, “I’m going to cum on your face now.” But this would be said in the most deadpan way imaginable.  The girls face, void of any emotion at all, would be covered in this freshly blown load, and the screen would fade to black.

Belle Knox

By now, you’ve probably heard of that girl from Duke University who is paying her way through school by doing porn. She’s going by the name Belle Knox. Well HotMovies now has one of her movies. You can finally see the other side of this innocent, smart college girl. It seems like such a cliche. It’s a story you hear about all the time. The sweet, cute girl making her way through school by stripping or having sex for money. But rarely do we get to learn of these situations while they’re taking place. In that way, this is a very unique situation. The only question that remains is does Belle Knox have the ability to have real staying power in the industry? Or instead, will she just be pushed aside by the next interesting story? Here’s a clip from the movie to get your interest going…

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After watching the movie, it’s obvious that she has some natural ability when it comes to being on camera. There are a few spots that come off as awkward but given more experience I think she could definitely blossom into a solid industry name. It all really depends on the way she handles her situation. Will she back away from the publicity she’s been receiving, or will she embrace her newfound stardom and continue to make strides in the industry? Only time will tell. But either way, it will be interesting to see where her story ends.

Today, March 14th, may just be the most important day of the year for men everywhere. That’s because 3/14 isn’t just Pi Day. The day exactly one month after Valentine’s Day also happens to be Steak and Blowjob Day. It’s a holiday for men in which there are no cards or flowers or expensive gifts. There are only two things needed on this glorious day. Steaks and blowjobs. And really, could you ask for a better combination of things? I think not.

steak and blowjob day

The only problem is that sometimes it’s hard to find willing participants to just randomly offer you blowjobs. I mean, if you don’t have a significant other, you can always cook yourself up a nice steak on your own. But the bj will prove to be slightly more difficult if you’re riding solo this March 14th. That’s where HotMovies comes in. We realize not all of you out there have a special someone to go down on you today. And that makes us sad. It’s a damn holiday after all. There shouldn’t be a man out there deprived of a blowjob today. Well, don’t worry. We’re here to help.

See, at over at HotMovies.com you can find over 4,500 videos that focus around blowjobs. That’s a shit ton of videos to choose from. I highly doubt any girl you might be with is willing to go down on you more than like 3 times today. But that’s why we’re better than a real girl. Because here, you can watch thousands of different bjs. And all different styles, too! You want the girl to deepthroat? No problem. Maybe you want to see some facials. Can do. Let’s be real. Chances are if you have a girlfriend, she’s not going to give you the type of blowjob you’ll find in porn. Yeah it’ll be good. But it’s not going to be that sloppy, aggressive kind of blowjob that’s just so hot. So hell, even if you’re not alone this Steak and Blowjob Day, forget your girl and come watch the kind of bj you’re into. Don’t settle for 3 minutes of reluctant sucking because she feels guilty. You deserve better!